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Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21243 Posts
July 18 2009 15:27 GMT
#1
...is pretty funny.

Google.com

Type, but don't search, the following, and check the first autofill result:

can i get aids
i am

gogogo.

Also post other funny ones you find here haha.

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TranslatorBaa!
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6637 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-18 15:32:34
July 18 2009 15:32 GMT
#2
can I die

9th one down, who the hell would ever ask google that..?

and the aids one is hilarious lol.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
3 Lions
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3705 Posts
July 18 2009 15:43 GMT
#3
is it ok (10th one down = lololololol)

let me have



NonY
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
8748 Posts
July 18 2009 16:03 GMT
#4
fat people are
"Fucking up is part of it. If you can't fail, you have to always win. And I don't think you can always win." Elliott Smith ---------- Yet no sudden rage darkened his face, and his eyes were calm as they studied her. Then he smiled. 'Witness.'
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
July 18 2009 16:06 GMT
#5
how many times

why does the

grab your

it itches

why do africans
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
July 18 2009 16:08 GMT
#6
how come I
Peace~
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
July 18 2009 16:22 GMT
#7
On July 19 2009 01:06 fanatacist wrote:
how many times

why does the..."inequality sign change when both sides are multiplied or divided by a negative number" O.o

grab your "helmet and crayons" LOL

it itches

why do africans "stink"

[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66201 Posts
July 18 2009 16:24 GMT
#8
LOL @ "i am" number 5
POGGERS
hixhix
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
1156 Posts
July 18 2009 16:37 GMT
#9
"why do chinese".... all suggestions are funny, lol.
pinenamu
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States770 Posts
July 18 2009 16:38 GMT
#10
LOL this is hilarious!

"why do i" loool
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42871 Posts
July 18 2009 16:48 GMT
#11
why do jews ... have glassy eyes
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Shattered
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States267 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-18 16:51:33
July 18 2009 16:49 GMT
#12
i am extremely terrified of


down near the bottom

oh he beat me to it
CJ entus fighting
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
July 18 2009 16:52 GMT
#13
can you run it

why is the sky blue

why do men have nipples



LOL Why did chris brown beat up rhianna

lmao why is a gold mine
Life?
Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
July 18 2009 16:53 GMT
#14
Why is it that
Don't hate the player - Hate the game
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
July 18 2009 17:34 GMT
#15
why do black



pretty awful what some people google
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
July 18 2009 18:15 GMT
#16
Oh it seems like a lot of these don't work so well on the hk version of google.
I was wondering what was so funny about "why do chinese firms tend to acquire strategic assets in international expansion"
Actually that's a pretty weird thing to have on auto-complete.
No I'm never serious.
pangshai
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Chinatown5333 Posts
July 18 2009 18:29 GMT
#17
lol this is pretty funny. i expected some like "am i" to have pretty good results, but they were pretty disappointing.
#1 midas fan
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
July 18 2009 18:31 GMT
#18
this thread would be better with screenshots >>;
[image loading]
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
G0dly
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States450 Posts
July 18 2009 18:40 GMT
#19
"Why is"
The Emperor - The Genius - The Cheater - The Maestro
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 18 2009 18:41 GMT
#20
I wouldn't be suprised if 4chan was behind some of this, they've done it on yahoo, where they show the "top searches of the day".
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Shivaz
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1783 Posts
July 18 2009 18:43 GMT
#21
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Ingenol
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1328 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-18 19:19:21
July 18 2009 19:18 GMT
#22
Gay to play putt-putt? Ludicrous!

Edit: Gay to read Twilight. Hahahahahahaha.
Realpenguin
Profile Joined December 2006
8253 Posts
July 18 2009 19:19 GMT
#23
YOU SURE DO GOT A PURDY MOUTH

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<Wolfpox> i remember when MVP beat that one guy, and everyone was like 'whoa' except that penguin dude.
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-18 19:43:52
July 18 2009 19:41 GMT
#24
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pretty diversified until the last one

ROFL "i need to" is all about losing pounds
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-18 20:01:47
July 18 2009 19:52 GMT
#25
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Pyrrhuloxia
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States6700 Posts
July 18 2009 21:07 GMT
#26
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d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
July 18 2009 21:19 GMT
#27
Is it illegal to be homeless

what is it like to die
Hi.
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9104 Posts
July 18 2009 21:31 GMT
#28
i am extremely terrified of chinese people

First one... lool.
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-18 21:33:18
July 18 2009 21:31 GMT
#29
why do i have green pop
i am extremly terrified of chinese people
LOL
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
July 18 2009 21:38 GMT
#30
"swedish"
like every suggestion is about meatballs lol.
NonY
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
8748 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-18 21:40:37
July 18 2009 21:39 GMT
#31
one of these doesn't belong...

[image loading]


twilight phenomenon much? =/
"Fucking up is part of it. If you can't fail, you have to always win. And I don't think you can always win." Elliott Smith ---------- Yet no sudden rage darkened his face, and his eyes were calm as they studied her. Then he smiled. 'Witness.'
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
July 18 2009 21:53 GMT
#32
these are pretty funny
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 18 2009 21:56 GMT
#33
[image loading]
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Draconizard
Profile Joined October 2008
628 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-18 23:35:16
July 18 2009 22:12 GMT
#34
[image loading]


I, for one, welcome our new Chinese overlords.
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
July 18 2009 22:31 GMT
#35
"You are dum" something's missing.
Hi.
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
July 18 2009 23:57 GMT
#36
Are blondes going extinct.
♞
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
July 20 2009 02:01 GMT
#37
Bump:

http://www.gdumb.com/
♞
strongwind
Profile Joined July 2007
United States862 Posts
August 21 2009 23:55 GMT
#38
why do white
Taek Bang Fighting!
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
August 22 2009 00:00 GMT
#39
On July 19 2009 04:18 Ingenol wrote:
Gay to play putt-putt? Ludicrous!.

lyrics of eminem song, rain man
posting on liquid sites in current year
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
August 22 2009 00:07 GMT
#40
[image loading]

What.
duckett
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States589 Posts
August 22 2009 03:09 GMT
#41
omg dead pakastani trumps all =)

but man, it was so much worse before they took out the porn
like before when you typed "sit..."
it gave you "sites like xxxpornxxx"
funky squaredance funky squaredance funky squaredance
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
August 22 2009 04:26 GMT
#42
my life for...
yup, "auir", is already there : )

every day search for "my life for teamliquid"
if we do it daily, collectively, it will end up in the listing
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
August 22 2009 04:31 GMT
#43
my balls smell
why do I have no friends
is there anyway I can get this popular guy to get me pregnant
I am not a plastic bag
my grandpa is a vampire
when I eat hot cheetos I get crazy
VarmVaffel
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway378 Posts
August 23 2009 04:10 GMT
#44
how long
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21549 Posts
September 24 2009 01:54 GMT
#45
[image loading]


Neat.
Administrator
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
September 24 2009 03:51 GMT
#46
"I used my". :D
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
September 24 2009 05:06 GMT
#47
[image loading]


So generic...how are these the first ones to show up. LOL
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
AtlaS
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1001 Posts
September 24 2009 05:23 GMT
#48
On July 19 2009 01:03 Liquid`NonY wrote:
fat people are

best one so far.
"why is there" is a close second.
I don't have mono anymore. Woooo!
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