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Going extinct? Hire a sniper!

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andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
July 16 2009 20:58 GMT
#1
Apparently, Australia's wildlife services have added a new way to prevent extinction.

"Professional snipers have been brought in to guard a vulnerable colony of penguins in Australia."

More info:
+ Show Spoiler +

The deployment follows the mysterious deaths of nine of the flightless birds over the last two weeks.

The mutilated bodies of the animals, known as fairy penguins, were found in a national park near Sydney harbour.

The main suspects are dogs and foxes. At 40cm tall, the world's smallest penguin species is clearly no match for such aggressive enemies.

To even up the fight, two snipers have been deployed as bodyguards.

They have started night patrols and have instructions to do what it takes to protect these tiny creatures.

They have joined a legion of volunteers, who have also been guarding the birds during the hours of darkness when they are most vulnerable to attack.

Traps have been also been set in a concerted attempt to catch Sydney's penguin killers.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8153168.stm


Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 16 2009 21:01 GMT
#2
To even up the fight, two snipers have been deployed as bodyguards.

LOL
UNFUCK YOURSELF
plated.rawr
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway1676 Posts
July 16 2009 21:03 GMT
#3
The thread title had me believing snipers were hired to kill off poachers. I was slightly dissapointed.

But this is still pretty awesome.
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minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
July 16 2009 21:05 GMT
#4
penguin<dog<sniper


the normal follow up to create a balanced wildlife environment would be penguins>snipers
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
July 16 2009 21:11 GMT
#5
Kick ass.
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Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
July 16 2009 21:11 GMT
#6
This is so badass
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Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
July 16 2009 21:14 GMT
#7
Seriously, these two dudes have the best job on the planet right now

Imagine putting that on your CV
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Forgottenfrog
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1268 Posts
July 16 2009 21:17 GMT
#8
next week headline, predators hired prostitute to distract snipers.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
July 16 2009 21:17 GMT
#9
hey that is amazing. Who else gets to shoot stuff to protect penguins!!
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-16 21:18:29
July 16 2009 21:17 GMT
#10
On July 17 2009 06:01 404.Nitrogen wrote:
To even up the fight, two snipers have been deployed as bodyguards.

LOL

lolol

I wonder how Peta feels about this? I'm gonna send this to my vegan friend and see what she says.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
July 16 2009 21:22 GMT
#11
snoipers
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bN`
Profile Joined May 2009
Slovenia504 Posts
July 16 2009 21:23 GMT
#12
This is exaqctly the kind of creativity we need to apply to the economy to com eout of the recession.
1. Hire snipers(YAY NEW JOBS!!)
2. Shoot people(those that have jobs are preferred because that CREATES NEW JOBS!!)
3. ??? (self explanatory)
4. Profit.
"It's just a ride." - Bill Hicks
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
July 16 2009 21:24 GMT
#13
On July 17 2009 06:17 Forgottenfrog wrote:
next week headline, predators hired prostitute to distract snipers.

hahahah awesome
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ryuu_
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1266 Posts
July 16 2009 22:02 GMT
#14
thats freaking great LOL
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 16 2009 22:10 GMT
#15
On July 17 2009 06:17 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 17 2009 06:01 404.Nitrogen wrote:
To even up the fight, two snipers have been deployed as bodyguards.

LOL

lolol

I wonder how Peta feels about this? I'm gonna send this to my vegan friend and see what she says.

"I'm a cunt blah blah blah" :O

Just my educated guess. She'll probably say they should be using tranq's instead of bullets to protect the penguins. I might agree, unless they plan on eating what's preying on the penguins.
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Mazar
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States135 Posts
July 16 2009 22:57 GMT
#16
Won't this just begin a penguin hunter/penguin arms race? Before we know it the foxes will hire counter-snipers and then tanks will be involved and before we know it ICBM's are going to be flying.
Peanut Butter
blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4448 Posts
July 16 2009 23:12 GMT
#17
jarate!!
blabberrrrr
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9104 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-16 23:33:11
July 16 2009 23:32 GMT
#18
They should surround the penguin nesting grounds with landmines spider mines obv.
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5461 Posts
July 16 2009 23:35 GMT
#19
On July 17 2009 08:32 Jonoman92 wrote:
They should surround the penguin nesting grounds with landmines spider mines obv.

so the penguins can't get out and starve to death.
hopefully they will evolve and learn to fly within the next few weeks.
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BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
July 16 2009 23:44 GMT
#20
On July 17 2009 08:35 redtooth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 17 2009 08:32 Jonoman92 wrote:
They should surround the penguin nesting grounds with landmines spider mines obv.

so the penguins can't get out and starve to death.
hopefully they will evolve and learn to fly within the next few weeks.

Are you stupid? It takes a MUCH MUCH longer time to evolve. Few weeks? More like hundreds of millions of years.



+ Show Spoiler +
You gotta train your pokemans.
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
Exia
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States33 Posts
July 16 2009 23:49 GMT
#21
Dude above was joking. Um I'm not the brightest person in the world but killing off native species that naturally prey on another is a bit counter-productive, no?
c i v i s p a c e m p a r a b e l l u m
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24740 Posts
July 17 2009 00:22 GMT
#22
On July 17 2009 06:05 minus_human wrote:
penguin<dog<sniper


the normal follow up to create a balanced wildlife environment would be penguins>snipers

Clearly they are. The snipers are serving the penguins.

On July 17 2009 08:44 BanZu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 17 2009 08:35 redtooth wrote:
On July 17 2009 08:32 Jonoman92 wrote:
They should surround the penguin nesting grounds with landmines spider mines obv.

so the penguins can't get out and starve to death.
hopefully they will evolve and learn to fly within the next few weeks.

Are you stupid? It takes a MUCH MUCH longer time to evolve. Few weeks? More like hundreds of millions of years.



+ Show Spoiler +
You gotta train your pokemans.

I'm pretty sure redtooth wasn't serious lol
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
July 17 2009 00:23 GMT
#23
On July 17 2009 09:22 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 17 2009 06:05 minus_human wrote:
penguin<dog<sniper


the normal follow up to create a balanced wildlife environment would be penguins>snipers

Clearly they are. The snipers are serving the penguins.

Show nested quote +
On July 17 2009 08:44 BanZu wrote:
On July 17 2009 08:35 redtooth wrote:
On July 17 2009 08:32 Jonoman92 wrote:
They should surround the penguin nesting grounds with landmines spider mines obv.

so the penguins can't get out and starve to death.
hopefully they will evolve and learn to fly within the next few weeks.

Are you stupid? It takes a MUCH MUCH longer time to evolve. Few weeks? More like hundreds of millions of years.



+ Show Spoiler +
You gotta train your pokemans.

I'm pretty sure redtooth wasn't serious lol


neither was banzu if you read the spoiler rofl
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Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
July 17 2009 00:25 GMT
#24
ahahah, this is so badass, I hope it works out well for the penguins and that they can get some sleep.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24740 Posts
July 17 2009 00:30 GMT
#25
On July 17 2009 09:23 Steelflight-Rx wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 17 2009 09:22 micronesia wrote:
On July 17 2009 06:05 minus_human wrote:
penguin<dog<sniper


the normal follow up to create a balanced wildlife environment would be penguins>snipers

Clearly they are. The snipers are serving the penguins.

On July 17 2009 08:44 BanZu wrote:
On July 17 2009 08:35 redtooth wrote:
On July 17 2009 08:32 Jonoman92 wrote:
They should surround the penguin nesting grounds with landmines spider mines obv.

so the penguins can't get out and starve to death.
hopefully they will evolve and learn to fly within the next few weeks.

Are you stupid? It takes a MUCH MUCH longer time to evolve. Few weeks? More like hundreds of millions of years.



+ Show Spoiler +
You gotta train your pokemans.

I'm pretty sure redtooth wasn't serious lol


neither was banzu if you read the spoiler rofl

No, I did read the spoiler but I still felt like the pokemon reference was irrelevant to his refutation of what redtooth said. If he was joking also, then good!
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Ftrunkz
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Australia2474 Posts
July 17 2009 00:38 GMT
#26
This is why i love my country.
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paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
July 17 2009 00:38 GMT
#27
micronesia... :|
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ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
July 17 2009 00:43 GMT
#28
Am I the only one that thought this would have been a thread about Hwasin? "red sniper"?
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kaizenmx
Profile Joined February 2009
United States110 Posts
July 17 2009 00:46 GMT
#29
On July 17 2009 06:03 plated.rawr wrote:
The thread title had me believing snipers were hired to kill off poachers. I was slightly dissapointed.

That is actually not a bad idea.

It won't be long until some country implement that system on their wildlife protection.
EchOne
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2906 Posts
July 17 2009 01:42 GMT
#30
I saw this on the BBC RSS at work today, it was worth a smile. This is not going to be used as an anti-poacher measure since poachers directly factor into human economies. Furthermore, the vast majority of humans place greater value on one human life than on one non-human life.
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Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
July 17 2009 02:12 GMT
#31
We are so badass.
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