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vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-29 01:35:16
June 28 2009 23:53 GMT
#1
I was playing a 2v2 the other day with myself a friend of mine who is about D+ on iccup, and two complete noobs who had only touched the game once.

I picked Zerg, my teamate took zerg as well.

our opponents..? one Protoss and one Zerg [The D+ player].

ok so now we have 2v2.. ZZ v PZ matchup

call me starcraftist.. but i was worried that the protoss noob would have an advantage over my teamate, as protoss is the "easy race"

Lucky enough for me, I had the logic of ZZ teams is not allowed for a reason (in proleague) its imba! of course we're gonna win!

I quickly explained to my teamate how to 5-pool and we went through it once and it went rather good. I told him just do that and we will win.

5,4,3,2,1.. Game starts..

We're sitting next to each other, not to mention allied vision. He builds his 5th drone and it looks as though he's gonna 5 pool. I place my pool as im going for the same build. I get worried when his pool does not appear.. after 10 seconds.. wheres your pool man?

His reply? Oh i got a new strategy so much better than that one man.. I'm gonna get 5 drones.. then wait for 300 minerals and get two hear that? 2 hatcheries! and mass produce those zerg thingies..

Needless to say we lost..

FML

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Breaking Bad
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
June 29 2009 00:01 GMT
#2
i dont believe you.
HooHa!
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States688 Posts
June 29 2009 00:03 GMT
#3
I laughed, almost want to do that....
Hoo Ra!
eagle
Profile Joined April 2009
United States693 Posts
June 29 2009 00:11 GMT
#4
youre right 4pool is much better than 5 pool
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
June 29 2009 00:12 GMT
#5
you played 2v2 as a ZZ team, tried to dual 5 pool and lost?
deserved imo
zeppelin
Profile Joined December 2007
United States565 Posts
June 29 2009 00:16 GMT
#6
On June 29 2009 09:12 anderoo wrote:
you played 2v2 as a ZZ team, tried to dual 5 pool and lost?
deserved imo


but protoss is the "ez race" it isnt FAIR
Lucktar
Profile Joined July 2008
United States526 Posts
June 29 2009 00:16 GMT
#7
lololol
NaDa, much, ZerO fighting!
hahaimhenry
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada368 Posts
June 29 2009 00:28 GMT
#8
LOL omg i need the replay of this...
:]
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
June 29 2009 00:41 GMT
#9
Wtf?

I can't even understand this: "I picked Zerg, my friend picked zerg, my teamate Zerg, and my friend team protoss."
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
June 29 2009 00:44 GMT
#10
On June 29 2009 09:41 BanZu wrote:
"I picked Zerg, my friend picked zerg, my teamate Zerg, and my friend team protoss."


sounds to me like it was ZZ VS ZP?
Breaking Bad
Ranix
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States666 Posts
June 29 2009 00:44 GMT
#11
On June 29 2009 09:41 BanZu wrote:
Wtf?

I can't even understand this: "I picked Zerg, my friend picked zerg, my teamate Zerg, and my friend team protoss."


WHAT'S NOT TO UNDERSTAND? HE AND HIS TEAMMATE PICKED ZERG (ZZ) AND HIS FRIEND AND OTHER FRIEND PICKED ZERG AND PROTOSS, RESPECTFULLY (ZP)

SO IT WAS ZZ V ZP
Legends never gg
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
June 29 2009 00:55 GMT
#12
it's quite amazing how caps can suddenly turn a post that could possibly be perceived as intelligent to just another post by another douche o.o
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
jyhlol
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
243 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-29 00:57:42
June 29 2009 00:57 GMT
#13
Should've kept a closer eye on him imo
hwasin, zero, really fan
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
June 29 2009 00:57 GMT
#14
On June 29 2009 09:44 David Mudkips wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 29 2009 09:41 BanZu wrote:
Wtf?

I can't even understand this: "I picked Zerg, my friend picked zerg, my teamate Zerg, and my friend team protoss."


WHAT'S NOT TO UNDERSTAND? HE AND HIS TEAMMATE PICKED ZERG (ZZ) AND HIS FRIEND AND OTHER FRIEND PICKED ZERG AND PROTOSS, RESPECTFULLY (ZP)

SO IT WAS ZZ V ZP

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SILENCE INFIDEL


But seriously, it could've been written alot better
The first time I read it I was confused too
dats racist
Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
June 29 2009 00:57 GMT
#15
On June 29 2009 09:55 HeavOnEarth wrote:
it's quite amazing how caps can suddenly turn a post that could possibly be perceived as intelligent to just another post by another douche o.o


LOL quoted for truth!
Hermes | Bisu[Shield] Fighting~!
B1nary
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada1267 Posts
June 29 2009 01:32 GMT
#16
LOL. That's really cute ^^

When things like that happen, I just tell myself it's a game and laugh it off.
Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
June 29 2009 01:34 GMT
#17
On June 29 2009 09:55 HeavOnEarth wrote:
it's quite amazing how caps can suddenly turn a post that could possibly be perceived as intelligent to just another post by another douche o.o

Spot on

Post a replay please! I need to see this hahaha.
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
June 29 2009 01:35 GMT
#18
On June 29 2009 09:44 David Mudkips wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 29 2009 09:41 BanZu wrote:
Wtf?

I can't even understand this: "I picked Zerg, my friend picked zerg, my teamate Zerg, and my friend team protoss."


WHAT'S NOT TO UNDERSTAND? HE AND HIS TEAMMATE PICKED ZERG (ZZ) AND HIS FRIEND AND OTHER FRIEND PICKED ZERG AND PROTOSS, RESPECTFULLY (ZP)

SO IT WAS ZZ V ZP

lul

It was confusing because he said that he played with one friend. So now I'm assuming the two noobs who only touched the game once are also his friends (which he failed to point out). That's why I was so confused. I thought his friend would be the one on his team. If you think it through with my mindset, everything contradicts with each other.

Are you honoring Billy Mays?
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
Ranix
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States666 Posts
June 29 2009 03:59 GMT
#19
On June 29 2009 10:35 BanZu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 29 2009 09:44 David Mudkips wrote:
On June 29 2009 09:41 BanZu wrote:
Wtf?

I can't even understand this: "I picked Zerg, my friend picked zerg, my teamate Zerg, and my friend team protoss."


WHAT'S NOT TO UNDERSTAND? HE AND HIS TEAMMATE PICKED ZERG (ZZ) AND HIS FRIEND AND OTHER FRIEND PICKED ZERG AND PROTOSS, RESPECTFULLY (ZP)

SO IT WAS ZZ V ZP

lul

It was confusing because he said that he played with one friend. So now I'm assuming the two noobs who only touched the game once are also his friends (which he failed to point out). That's why I was so confused. I thought his friend would be the one on his team. If you think it through with my mindset, everything contradicts with each other.

Are you honoring Billy Mays?


YES, THERE IS ONLY 2 MINUTES LEFT TO DO SO BTW
Legends never gg
Sentenal
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States12398 Posts
June 29 2009 04:44 GMT
#20
ZZ duel 5pool... hahahaha wow, way to be gay, you deserve that loss.
"Apparently, Sentenal is a paragon of friendship and tolerance. " - Ech0ne
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