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Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 12 2009 02:32 GMT
#1
I had Turkey Bacon for the first time yesterday. Never had regular bacon and never will.
It was the best taste ever. For the past day, I have ate 12 dollars worth of Turkey Bacon.
Why is Turkey Bacon so good?

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No no no no its not mine!
StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
June 12 2009 02:39 GMT
#2
5/5
Retired BW Noob
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17078 Posts
June 12 2009 02:42 GMT
#3
Because it almost tastes like regular bacon which is actually much better.

Why don't you eat bacon?
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
June 12 2009 02:53 GMT
#4
uh yeah

dude eat some fuckin maple bacon or something, turkey bacon is a cheap substitute
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 12 2009 02:54 GMT
#5
The next step is eating real bacon. Check out the Bacon Weave in this thread.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Ingenol
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1328 Posts
June 12 2009 03:03 GMT
#6
Turkey bacon is actually pretty decent, and infinitely better for you (read: actually good for you) than regular bacon. True it pales in comparison to pork bacon, but if you're trying to get in shape it's definitely something to consider despite its high sodium content.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
June 12 2009 03:03 GMT
#7
I hate turkey bacon

But then again, I don't like bacon...
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
June 12 2009 03:05 GMT
#8
have you tried ultralisk bacon?
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
b3h47pte
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States1317 Posts
June 12 2009 03:16 GMT
#9
On June 12 2009 12:05 ilovejonn wrote:
have you tried ultralisk bacon?


incontrol bacon?
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 12 2009 03:42 GMT
#10
On June 12 2009 12:05 ilovejonn wrote:
have you tried ultralisk bacon?


No but I've ate Defiler Tail before, pretty good, kind of tastes like fresh Zerling breast.
No no no no its not mine!
SpriteLove
Profile Joined September 2008
United States226 Posts
June 12 2009 03:53 GMT
#11
OMG i had turkey bacon for the first time like 2 weeks ago and it tastes like shit in comparison to real bacon
mG.SpriteLove
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 12 2009 03:58 GMT
#12
On June 12 2009 12:53 SpriteLove wrote:
OMG i had turkey bacon for the first time like 2 weeks ago and it tastes like shit in comparison to real bacon

Am I the only true Turkey Bacon lover?
No no no no its not mine!
randombum
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2378 Posts
June 12 2009 04:00 GMT
#13
On June 12 2009 12:58 Clasic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 12 2009 12:53 SpriteLove wrote:
OMG i had turkey bacon for the first time like 2 weeks ago and it tastes like shit in comparison to real bacon

Am I the only true Turkey Bacon lover?


probably because you never had real bacon.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
June 12 2009 04:01 GMT
#14
On June 12 2009 12:58 Clasic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 12 2009 12:53 SpriteLove wrote:
OMG i had turkey bacon for the first time like 2 weeks ago and it tastes like shit in comparison to real bacon

Am I the only true Turkey Bacon lover?

Yea... because you haven't tried REAL bacon yet.

DUH
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
eXigent.
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada2419 Posts
June 12 2009 04:11 GMT
#15
pork bacon is 100 times better! Why don't you eat pork bacon? You're missing out
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21247 Posts
June 12 2009 04:14 GMT
#16
Ya, go eat real bacon lol.
TranslatorBaa!
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 12 2009 04:40 GMT
#17
Why does this thread have no pictures yet?
[image loading]

How can you say you wouldn't love to devour that in 10 seconds???
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 12 2009 04:45 GMT
#18
On June 12 2009 13:40 Grobyc wrote:
Why does this thread have no pictures yet?
[image loading]

How can you say you wouldn't love to devour that in 10 seconds???

Ture lol.
I would devour that tbh.
I'm gona post a pic up tomarrow of me making the turkey bacon lol, of course, if this blog is still alive :O
No no no no its not mine!
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
June 12 2009 04:51 GMT
#19
What are you? Jules from Pulp Fiction? Do you not dig swine or eat filthy animals?
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
renegade_zerg
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Korea (South)525 Posts
June 12 2009 04:52 GMT
#20
trailer park breakfast... 20 pieces of bacon in between 2 pieces of bread not even toasted
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 12 2009 04:56 GMT
#21
On June 12 2009 13:52 renegade_zerg wrote:
trailer park breakfast... 20 pieces of bacon in between 2 pieces of bread not even toasted

People who live in trailer parks can't afford that much bacon, what are you talking about?
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
IvanHoe
Profile Joined June 2009
14 Posts
June 12 2009 04:59 GMT
#22
turkey bacon is alright but real bacon is nom nom good.

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/page/2

much bacon love here
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
June 12 2009 05:04 GMT
#23
On June 12 2009 13:59 IvanHoe wrote:
turkey bacon is alright but real bacon is nom nom good.

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/page/2

much bacon love here


Nevermind being fat, thats just asking for a heart attack.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 12 2009 05:12 GMT
#24
On June 12 2009 13:51 deathgod6 wrote:
What are you? Jules from Pulp Fiction? Do you not dig swine or eat filthy animals?


Yeah pretty much.
No no no no its not mine!
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
June 12 2009 10:13 GMT
#25
Lol I first thought Turkey Bacon is the bacon made originally in the country Turkey
Then i realized it's the damn bird
No way u can make bacon out of that...
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
June 12 2009 11:02 GMT
#26
On June 12 2009 13:52 renegade_zerg wrote:
trailer park breakfast... 20 pieces of bacon in between 2 pieces of bread not even toasted


Erm, no -_-

Trailer park breakfast includes large quantities of scrapple, noob.

Anyways, turkey bacon is terrible... it's so processed, and awful compared to real bacon.
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