The worst movie imaginable

{CC}StealthBlue

United States41117 Posts

June 09 2009 07:27 GMT

Where the main cast seemed gayer than before the start of the movie and the acting actually induces seizures. How the fuck did this movie even spawn a piece of shit sequel. This shit just pisses me off, when shit like this is brought up in conversation and the idea is pitched for it to be brought to the big screen just give the money to Spielberg a half ass attempt by him at least has decent enough actors along with an actual storyline.

I would have paid for the entire cast to be executed in the movie Schindler's List.

United States6173 Posts

June 09 2009 07:49 GMT

Does it at least have as much tits as the poster implies?

p4NDemik

United States13896 Posts

June 09 2009 07:51 GMT

Worse yet, this movie is regularly televised - I've stumbled upon it being aired on Comedy Central multiple times this summer. Is it a movie that is SO bad that it has sort of an underground following?

DoX.)

Singapore6164 Posts

June 09 2009 07:53 GMT

On June 09 2009 16:49 PH wrote:
Does it at least have as much tits as the poster implies?

p4NDemik

United States13896 Posts

June 09 2009 07:55 GMT

On June 09 2009 16:49 PH wrote:
Does it at least have as much tits as the poster implies?

Yes.

Solinren

United States2653 Posts

June 09 2009 08:11 GMT

I want to see this.

Yaqoob

Canada3323 Posts

June 09 2009 08:21 GMT

I'm downloading Lesbian Vampire Killers LOL

disciple

9070 Posts

June 09 2009 08:22 GMT

No Troll 2 ?

DeathSpank

United States1029 Posts

June 09 2009 08:23 GMT

I see nothing wrong.

Vex

Ireland454 Posts

June 09 2009 08:26 GMT

#10

On June 09 2009 17:21 Yaqoob wrote:
I'm downloading Lesbian Vampire Killers LOL

MutaDoom

Canada1163 Posts

June 09 2009 08:52 GMT

#11

On June 09 2009 17:21 Yaqoob wrote:
I'm downloading Lesbian Vampire Killers LOL

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is actually really fucking good.
Edit: Here's a poster

Edit v2: Oh snap, I didn't notice this before, but it says "2001AD" on it hahaha. This is either the best movie you've ever seen, or the worst.

Dr.Dragoon

United States1241 Posts

June 09 2009 08:55 GMT

#12

On June 09 2009 17:22 disciple wrote:
No Troll 2 ?

they're eating her, and then they're going to eat me.

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

With the mogulus craze, we should bring back TL bad movie night, we can relax while watching Nicholas Cage in The Wicker Man.

NarutO

Germany18839 Posts

June 09 2009 09:02 GMT

#13

Not even close to that:

MutaDoom

Canada1163 Posts

June 09 2009 09:07 GMT

#14

On June 09 2009 18:02 G.s)NarutO wrote:
Not even close to that:

http://www.dasdenkfabrik.at/pics/artikel/surf_nazis.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvAtqhuiI4

Wow. That's... I don't even know what to say. Ok, I retract Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter and offer Zombie Doom as the new challenger. The zombies are guys with garbage can lids as shields, and tinfoil armor/swords. At one point, ninjas appear out of NOWHERE(No mention of ninjas the entire movie up until then) to save the protagonist.

God I love bad movies.

s.a.y

Croatia3840 Posts

June 09 2009 09:29 GMT

#15

surf nazi won the thread.

gg movie

Zoler

Sweden6339 Posts

June 09 2009 09:52 GMT

#16

I've seen worse, I'll link later, at school atm

Vivi57

United States6599 Posts

June 09 2009 09:54 GMT

#17

surf nazis > any bad zombie movie

Tekin

2711 Posts

June 09 2009 10:06 GMT

#18

On June 09 2009 18:02 G.s)NarutO wrote:
Not even close to that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvAtqhuiI4

OH GOD!!! LOL SURF NAZI!

Yaqoob

Canada3323 Posts

June 09 2009 10:26 GMT

#19

Sufr Nazi has to take the cake as worst movie trailer that I've ever seen.

VIB

Brazil3567 Posts

June 09 2009 10:27 GMT

#20

You guys are obviously forgetting:

Gayniggers from Outer Space

Osmoses

Sweden5302 Posts

June 09 2009 10:52 GMT

#21

Sex sells, how can you not have gotten used to that by now?

R3condite

Korea (South)1541 Posts

June 09 2009 13:34 GMT

#22

On June 09 2009 17:21 Yaqoob wrote:
I'm downloading Lesbian Vampire Killers LOL

haha, this

that movie seems really bad?

konadora

Singapore66160 Posts

June 09 2009 13:48 GMT

#23

It can't be as bad as Dragonball Evolution, right? ...RIGHT?

Roxen000

1226 Posts

June 09 2009 14:05 GMT

#24

Gay Niggers from outer space is actually gayer than gay porn.

Zoler

Sweden6339 Posts

June 09 2009 14:15 GMT

#25

On June 09 2009 23:05 Roxen000 wrote:
Gay Niggers from outer space is actually gayer than gay porn.

LOL WTF!

h3r1n6

Iceland2039 Posts

June 09 2009 15:11 GMT

#26

h3r1n6

Iceland2039 Posts

June 09 2009 15:17 GMT

#27

Actually, Santa's slay was pretty funny, just because its so bad

-orb-

United States5770 Posts

June 09 2009 15:55 GMT

#28

I dunno, I once watched this movie called shockwave with some friends and it was pretty absurdly terrible...

iNcontroL

USA29055 Posts

June 09 2009 16:05 GMT

#29

lady in the water was the worst movie for me rofl

konadora

Singapore66160 Posts

June 09 2009 16:13 GMT

#30

On June 10 2009 00:11 h3r1n6 wrote:

holy shit it's widescreen

foeffa

Belgium2115 Posts

June 09 2009 16:24 GMT

#31

On June 09 2009 18:02 G.s)NarutO wrote:

Mmmussst sssseee. ^_^

Hypnosis

United States2061 Posts

June 09 2009 16:28 GMT

#32

On June 09 2009 23:05 Roxen000 wrote:
Gay Niggers from outer space is actually gayer than gay porn.

unfortunately it's down 4% in popularity this month

ahswtini

Northern Ireland22208 Posts

June 09 2009 17:05 GMT

#33

Surf nazis OMG O_O

Mickey

United States2606 Posts

June 09 2009 17:15 GMT

#34

SKI SCHOOL DOES NOT SUCK!

I couldn't disagree with you more man. My friend has it in his DVD collection. I'd never heard of it, and I asked him about it. He said it was a underrated classic. I took it home, watched it, and fell in love with it.

Not only does the movie have a perfect combination of one liners, boner moments, and hot chicks. It's really funny. I don't understand why you didn't like? Maybe, you actually wanted to see a relevant plot involving skying. It does have moments, but the movie is a guy movie in my opinion.

I seriously suggest renting it guys.

Foucault

Sweden2826 Posts

June 09 2009 18:20 GMT

#35

On June 09 2009 16:49 PH wrote:
Does it at least have as much tits as the poster implies?

Implies more ass than tits though

Foucault

Sweden2826 Posts

June 09 2009 18:22 GMT

#36

On June 10 2009 01:05 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
lady in the water was the worst movie for me rofl

Yeah I agree. That movie was so hyped and I was really excited when I got the chance too see it.

It was so bad imo, I really can't understand how anyone can think that piece of shit movie is good. Some of the worst movies I've seen for sure.

Hyperionnn

Turkey4968 Posts

June 09 2009 18:45 GMT

#37

This film is so good, because it is so bad, THE MAN WHO SAVES THE WORLD

SaveYourSavior

United States1071 Posts

June 09 2009 20:20 GMT

#38

On June 10 2009 00:11 h3r1n6 wrote:

HAHAHA i've seen this, rented it from blockbuster with some buddies

Pretty bad acting and story, but it's retarded enough at a lot of points that there's some funny moments.