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The worst movie imaginable

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{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-09 07:28:54
June 09 2009 07:27 GMT
#1
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Where the main cast seemed gayer than before the start of the movie and the acting actually induces seizures. How the fuck did this movie even spawn a piece of shit sequel. This shit just pisses me off, when shit like this is brought up in conversation and the idea is pitched for it to be brought to the big screen just give the money to Spielberg a half ass attempt by him at least has decent enough actors along with an actual storyline.

I would have paid for the entire cast to be executed in the movie Schindler's List.


****
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
June 09 2009 07:49 GMT
#2
Does it at least have as much tits as the poster implies?
Hello
p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
June 09 2009 07:51 GMT
#3
Worse yet, this movie is regularly televised - I've stumbled upon it being aired on Comedy Central multiple times this summer. Is it a movie that is SO bad that it has sort of an underground following?
Moderator
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
June 09 2009 07:53 GMT
#4
On June 09 2009 16:49 PH wrote:
Does it at least have as much tits as the poster implies?

p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
June 09 2009 07:55 GMT
#5
On June 09 2009 16:49 PH wrote:
Does it at least have as much tits as the poster implies?

Yes.
Moderator
Solinren
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2653 Posts
June 09 2009 08:11 GMT
#6
I want to see this.
Yaqoob
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Canada3337 Posts
June 09 2009 08:21 GMT
#7
I'm downloading Lesbian Vampire Killers LOL
김택용 Fighting!
disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9070 Posts
June 09 2009 08:22 GMT
#8
No Troll 2 ?
Administrator"I'm a big deal." - ixmike88
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
June 09 2009 08:23 GMT
#9
I see nothing wrong.
yes.
Vex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Ireland454 Posts
June 09 2009 08:26 GMT
#10
On June 09 2009 17:21 Yaqoob wrote:
I'm downloading Lesbian Vampire Killers LOL

"Bonjwa" is the most retarded word ever. Wtf does it even sound like.
MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-09 08:58:48
June 09 2009 08:52 GMT
#11
On June 09 2009 17:21 Yaqoob wrote:
I'm downloading Lesbian Vampire Killers LOL

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is actually really fucking good.
Edit: Here's a poster
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Edit v2: Oh snap, I didn't notice this before, but it says "2001AD" on it hahaha. This is either the best movie you've ever seen, or the worst.
Dr.Dragoon
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1241 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-09 09:00:10
June 09 2009 08:55 GMT
#12
On June 09 2009 17:22 disciple wrote:
No Troll 2 ?

they're eating her, and then they're going to eat me.




OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD


With the mogulus craze, we should bring back TL bad movie night, we can relax while watching Nicholas Cage in The Wicker Man.
~o~ I have returned
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-09 09:04:57
June 09 2009 09:02 GMT
#13
Not even close to that:





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CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
June 09 2009 09:07 GMT
#14
On June 09 2009 18:02 G.s)NarutO wrote:
Not even close to that:

http://www.dasdenkfabrik.at/pics/artikel/surf_nazis.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvAtqhuiI4


Wow. That's... I don't even know what to say. Ok, I retract Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter and offer Zombie Doom as the new challenger. The zombies are guys with garbage can lids as shields, and tinfoil armor/swords. At one point, ninjas appear out of NOWHERE(No mention of ninjas the entire movie up until then) to save the protagonist.

God I love bad movies.
s.a.y
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Croatia3840 Posts
June 09 2009 09:29 GMT
#15
surf nazi won the thread.

gg movie
I am not good with quotes
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
June 09 2009 09:52 GMT
#16
I've seen worse, I'll link later, at school atm
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Vivi57
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States6599 Posts
June 09 2009 09:54 GMT
#17
surf nazis > any bad zombie movie
Flash hwaiting! Nal_rA forever!
Tekin
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2711 Posts
June 09 2009 10:06 GMT
#18
On June 09 2009 18:02 G.s)NarutO wrote:
Not even close to that:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvAtqhuiI4


[image loading]


OH GOD!!! LOL SURF NAZI!
Cheers! //¯◡◡¯\\ 문채원 | 한지우 -___-
Yaqoob
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Canada3337 Posts
June 09 2009 10:26 GMT
#19
Sufr Nazi has to take the cake as worst movie trailer that I've ever seen.
김택용 Fighting!
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
June 09 2009 10:27 GMT
#20
You guys are obviously forgetting:

Gayniggers from Outer Space
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Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
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