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Visit to a Chinese Bathhouse

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PleaseJustChill
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada21 Posts
June 03 2009 15:03 GMT
#1
A few old friends found out I was in town and invited me to go to a nearby Chinese bathhouse with them, and being the Banana boy that I am (yellow on the outside, white on the inside:S), I've never been to one and decided to go with them:D

Now, my expectations for the bathhouse were: a large pool of hot water, and naked guys sitting around the edge sweating like pigs, and... that's pretty much it.

When we arrived at the bathhouse at night, the building was HUGE. 6 stories tall, covering maybe 1/2 an acre of premium downtown land. When we went in, 6 greeter girls dressed in medieval dresses welcomed us, with 2 guys beside the them dressed in full body steel armor. We went up to 2nd floor, a modern looking hotel lobby where we received our wrist keys to our lockers. Once we got to the lockers, everyone stripped and we arrived at the bath area.

As I entered the pool area, my jaw dropped to the floor. 3 large pools, with 3 different temperature settings were located in the center. The first was a cool water pool, with a mini whirlpool in the center, and it was for cooling down after leaving the sauna room. The warm pool had water jet chairs in a row, with TVs on the other side for relaxed viewing and there was another bubble pool in the center of this pool, which had facets that spit out bubbles which strongly reminded me of the Prefect's bathroom in Harry Potter. As for the hot pool, I couldn't stay in there for long, as the water was almost unbearably hot, and one is supposed to submerged completely in the hot water for as long as possible, then immediately jump into the cool water pool and this process of rapid heating/cooling is supposedly good for one's skin.

After probably a good hour sitting in the pools, my friends took me for a scrub. Now this would be really, really, really awkward by Western standards, as I was lying down on a platform completely naked with my dick in full view while a male scrubber scrubbed me down with soap. Next, the scrubber applied some aloe extract all over my body with his hands, after which he gave me an acupuncture style massage. Lastly, the scrubber again smeared a moisturizing body lotion over my skin, and off to the sauna room I went.

My friends told me that I was supposed to leave the lotion on, and wait in the sauna room until I sweated enough that the lotion dripped off, but the sauna room was way too hot and I left to jump into the cooling pool after only 10 minutes, after which we all showered and got dressed in bathhouse-provided bathrobes, a pair of new underwear included.

I thought that was the whole bathing process, but there were much more to come. After getting dressed, we were taken to the 3rd floor resting hall, where hundreds of lazyboy recliners with personal touchscreen monitors beside them were placed in rows. We picked our spots and sat down, and the four of us ordered some beer and fruits, while I started watching the new X-men movie. My friends also treated me to a pedicure/foot massage, and it was just pure bliss to be watching a good movie, lying down on a lazyboy recliner, drinking ice cold beer, while getting my feet rubbed by a pretty girl.

After all of this, it was time to hit the KTV. We went up to the 4th floor, where we picked out 4 "singing escorts" from a long row of girls and went to a private KTV room. I'm not sure what kind of "escorts" these girls were, so I was getting nervous. In the end, they were just there to sing and drink with us, basically to party and let the guys have a good time.

At midnight, we went up to the show floor, where various performances were held. The largest show room displayed a normal dance/singing type of show, with a comedy act in the middle and a model show at the end. However, I was led to one of the smaller show rooms, where we picked out a table close to the stage, order some more cold beverages, and enjoyed an hour-long strip show watching hot Chinese babes tearing off their leather outfits.

Once the show was over, a complementary buffet was provided and by the time we finished eating, it was 3am. The top floor offered 5-star guest rooms, but we decided to cheap it out and went down to the resting hall, then slept on the lazyboy recliners. In the morning, we went back to the bath floor, showered, shaved, got back into our own clothes, and got on with our day.

In the end, averaging between the four of us, it cost 450 Chinese yen per person($60 USD) for the night's entertainment. No wonder bathhouses have become so popular, especially for out-of-town tourists, as spending the night in a bathhouse is much cheaper than getting a hotel room, not to mention the entertainment that comes with one's stay.

I'm definitely going back again, again, and again. Chinese bathhouses are teh orsum. ^_^



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distant_voice
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Germany2521 Posts
June 03 2009 15:10 GMT
#2
no photos?
This is my truth, tell me yours!
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
June 03 2009 15:32 GMT
#3
PICSSSSSSS

Rofl

sounds nice -D
omninmo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2349 Posts
June 03 2009 15:33 GMT
#4
those singing girls will go home with you if you charm them. by charm i mean entice them with red mao bills. what city were you in?
ZeroCartin
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2390 Posts
June 03 2009 15:35 GMT
#5
Wow, really cool ^_^ Post some pics!

btw, what does "yellow on the outside, white on the inside:S" mean???
"My sister is on vacation in Costa Rica right now. I hope she stays a while because she's a miserable cunt." -pubbanana
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66366 Posts
June 03 2009 15:45 GMT
#6
After probably a good hour sitting in the pools, my friends took me for a scrub. Now this would be really, really, really awkward by Western standards, as I was lying down on a platform completely naked with my dick in full view while a male scrubber scrubbed me down with soap. Next, the scrubber applied some aloe extract all over my body with his hands, after which he gave me an acupuncture style massage. Lastly, the scrubber again smeared a moisturizing body lotion over my skin, and off to the sauna room I went.


Haha, a lot of Westerners find that weird. But I'll tell you, it feels good
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freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
June 03 2009 16:07 GMT
#7
rofl Banana boy
And all is illuminated.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
June 03 2009 16:17 GMT
#8
lol wtf
pics
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
ShmotZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States581 Posts
June 03 2009 16:58 GMT
#9
wow that sounds just so...amazing.........
Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." - Bender
iloahz
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States964 Posts
June 03 2009 16:58 GMT
#10
LOL BAnANAS
ThePhan2m
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Norway2751 Posts
June 03 2009 17:00 GMT
#11
how dare you make a thread like this without pics!!!
IdrA
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States11541 Posts
June 03 2009 17:05 GMT
#12
60$ for all that?
guess i picked the wrong country
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Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
June 03 2009 17:13 GMT
#13
yea wtf I need to find a bathhouse!
ya had ya shot kid!
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66366 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-03 17:14:11
June 03 2009 17:13 GMT
#14
lol poor Idra

iirc (if prices haven't risen), the same thing costs like 5 times more in korea rofl
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caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6430 Posts
June 03 2009 17:21 GMT
#15
that sounded amazing... I know what I'm doing next time I visit China :D
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
June 03 2009 17:30 GMT
#16
umm you're supposed to be able to do more with 450
Deleted User 37864
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
780 Posts
June 03 2009 17:40 GMT
#17
I went to one in China haha.
It was so much fun!
There were also ones where you put your feet in to let little fish bite on your dead skin.
AoN.DimSum
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States2983 Posts
June 03 2009 17:54 GMT
#18
your grandfather didnt come in drunk and puke on you?
by my idol krokkis : "U better hope Finland wont have WCG next year and that I wont gain shitloads of skill, cause then I will wash ur mouth with soap, little man."
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
June 03 2009 18:15 GMT
#19
lol people in china arent really homophobic. the attitude is like, "dude everyone has a dick. whatever the fuckever"

the "escort" chicks are just so that guys dont feel like it's a big sausage fest, a bit like hooters i guess but better.

shhh dont tell anyone about these awesome places or else more ppl will go and prices will go up >_o
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
PleaseJustChill
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada21 Posts
June 04 2009 05:33 GMT
#20
Yah, people in China really don't mind being with each other naked (of the same sex, of course).

And lmao, isn't it obvious why I didn't (couldn't) take pictures? They would have probably kicked me out for being a big faggot.

I'm in LanZhou, and it was a place called "Wang Gong Guan" that just opened recently, so prices are a bit higher than the other bathhouses.

A banana, used in the context of a person, is a person of Asian descent who's been completely or almost completely Westernized, hence "yellow (skin) on the outside, and white (heart/mind) on the inside".

umm you're supposed to be able to do more with 450


Really? It was roughly 80 yen for admission, 120 for the massages, 100 for the KTV, and 100ish for the strip show with beers costing the rest. Did I overpay:S



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