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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
May 23 2009 02:43 GMT
#1
...is about a thousand laughs a minute.

Take a look at these gems:

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http://www.spiritualresearchfoundation.org/

The best part are the constant claims of 'research' at every turn! :D

*****
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
May 23 2009 02:44 GMT
#2
I found this actually very sad. It angers me a bit as well.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Bosu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3247 Posts
May 23 2009 02:45 GMT
#3
I don't see what the problem is. Everything sounds legit to me.
#1 Kwanro Fan
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
May 23 2009 02:45 GMT
#4
Oh common, what's not funny about a haunted vagina?
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
May 23 2009 02:49 GMT
#5
Wow. I kind of have the same feelings as Faust; I'm kind of sad and angered at it, but at the same time it's pretty damned funny

May I inquire just how you came across this?
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
May 23 2009 02:51 GMT
#6
On May 23 2009 11:45 Chef wrote:
Oh common, what's not funny about a haunted vagina?

It's not something to joke about. One of my friends has a haunted vagina, and sometimes she comes to school and doesn't know what to do with herself. She was born this way. It's not something that she asked for, or something she can control. Sometimes she goes to the bathroom and you can hear her faint crying from the outside. She's learning to cope, but it's been a rough ride for all of us.
Next time, think before you laugh about something sensitive, douchebag.
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
May 23 2009 02:56 GMT
#7
You can't be born with a haunted vagina. The diagram very clearly states that the ghost enters the body during intercourse.
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mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
May 23 2009 02:59 GMT
#8
Oh, no! This means she was molested as a small child and nobody told her!
I don't know what to tell her...
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SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
May 23 2009 03:01 GMT
#9
On May 23 2009 11:59 mikeymoo wrote:
Oh, no! This means she was molested as a small child and nobody told her!
I don't know what to tell her...


No offense but molestation isn't anything funny to be joking about.

Unless you are like 13 and have to still grow hair on your balls.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
May 23 2009 03:02 GMT
#10
On May 23 2009 11:59 mikeymoo wrote:
Oh, no! This means she was molested as a small child and nobody told her!
I don't know what to tell her...


Sarah?... I don't know how to tell you this, or how I know this; but your vagina is haunted and is being lined with black energy.


I'm sorry.
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
May 23 2009 03:09 GMT
#11
On May 23 2009 12:01 SCC-Faust wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2009 11:59 mikeymoo wrote:
Oh, no! This means she was molested as a small child and nobody told her!
I don't know what to tell her...


No offense but molestation isn't anything funny to be joking about.

Unless you are like 13 and have to still grow hair on your balls.

Yes, incredibly distasteful on my part. Apologies.
I was just trying to flow with Chef and that was an oversight.
Since it's been quoted twice already, I won't edit it out.
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-23 03:15:32
May 23 2009 03:13 GMT
#12
I think he's just trolling you mikey Everyone has a dark sense of humour, some people just choose to pick random battles for no reason.

Have you read my story about baby murder? Now that's distasteful (actually it isn't at all, but whatever).
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
May 23 2009 03:17 GMT
#13
On May 23 2009 12:13 Chef wrote:
I think he's just trolling you mikey Everyone has a dark sense of humour, some people just choose to pick random battles for no reason.


No, I'm not. But I was willing to leave it at that and let the blog continue.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
May 23 2009 03:18 GMT
#14
On May 23 2009 12:13 Chef wrote:
I think he's just trolling you mikey Everyone has a dark sense of humour, some people just choose to pick random battles for no reason.

Have you read my story about baby murder? Now that's distasteful (actually it isn't at all, but whatever).

I don't think it's trolling...

The site however can only be explained by trolling or ignorance/stupidity.
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
wurm
Profile Joined October 2007
Philippines2296 Posts
May 23 2009 03:29 GMT
#15
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hahahaha... So awesome. I love these "facts".
I know where my towel is.
Zona
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
40426 Posts
May 23 2009 03:36 GMT
#16
Are you sure the site isn't just a parody? The 'about us' is particularly ridiculous
"If you try responding to those absurd posts every day, you become more damaged. So I pay no attention to them at all." Jung Myung Hoon (aka Fantasy), as translated by Kimoleon
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
May 23 2009 03:39 GMT
#17
Have you seen Jesus camp? It's real my friend. Pastafarianism is a parody. These people are just like that.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
May 23 2009 03:56 GMT
#18
"The founder of the Spiritual Science Research Foundation (SSRF) is His Holiness Dr. Jayant Balaji Athavale, who by profession was a Consultant Clinical Hypnotherapist from Mumbai, India..."
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
May 23 2009 04:42 GMT
#19
On May 23 2009 12:01 SCC-Faust wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2009 11:59 mikeymoo wrote:
Oh, no! This means she was molested as a small child and nobody told her!
I don't know what to tell her...


No offense but molestation isn't anything funny to be joking about.

Unless you are like 13 and have to still grow hair on your balls.


Yes it is.

When its a joke.
I can only play starcraft when I am shit canned. IPXZERG is a god.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
May 23 2009 04:56 GMT
#20
On May 23 2009 13:42 Rotodyne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2009 12:01 SCC-Faust wrote:
On May 23 2009 11:59 mikeymoo wrote:
Oh, no! This means she was molested as a small child and nobody told her!
I don't know what to tell her...


No offense but molestation isn't anything funny to be joking about.

Unless you are like 13 and have to still grow hair on your balls.


Yes it is.

When its a joke.


Is it ever funny to joke about cancer? Or brain tumors?
I know I'm a hypocritical for responding to something like this but why do you feel it is necessary to justify that molestation is funny? Maybe some people can find it funny but for the majority who actually have maturity it isn't and is disrespectful.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
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