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StalinRusH
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States734 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-18 17:43:37
May 18 2009 17:36 GMT
#1
S I G H . . . . .

Well, i have recently moved/visiting (havent decided what im gonna do with my life from here on out cause im a failure) my fathers place and have been hangout with old friends from highschool that are on break. Well..seeing as i cant be out ALL the time i have been SUFFERING...and i cant emphisize enough the SUFFERING of having to do with...dun..dun..DUN . . . D I A L U P T_T

My dads place is mildly out in the middle of nowhere so we cant get cable and i WANT TO DIE...its killing me. I cant wait PL or MSL/OSL..nor can i watch youtube videos of the game to satisfy my..."urges" Ok Ok as painful as it is to not be able to watch vods of the game it still doesnt match the fact i can BARELY...BARELY play iccup O_O i mean what the hell? i can get games sometimes but its always has lag bursts...ITS SO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So my conclusion to this HELL i am living....
Assisted suicide.
Yep im going to go into town and have to police shoot me in the face :S

Edit: because i can't spell

A Combination Of Tuberculosis And A Tomahawk To The Head:: Nothing Bonds Drunken Idiots Like Sexual Innuendos ::
sMi.Days
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States29 Posts
May 18 2009 17:40 GMT
#2
I present to you guys what we have come to as a human race. Our children can't even live normal lives without their internet. Sad, sad mislead people.
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
May 18 2009 17:40 GMT
#3
dying
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
StalinRusH
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States734 Posts
May 18 2009 17:42 GMT
#4
hahaha ^_^ yeah i cant spell either..and its not that i CANT survive its just rediculously boring in this place
A Combination Of Tuberculosis And A Tomahawk To The Head:: Nothing Bonds Drunken Idiots Like Sexual Innuendos ::
Ecael
Profile Joined February 2008
United States6703 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-18 17:43:26
May 18 2009 17:42 GMT
#5
While we are at it, barely.

What can I say though, start studying or reading or some way to kill time, you can still surf TL on dial-up, so I suppose learn to appreciate the wait time?
Scorch
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Austria3371 Posts
May 18 2009 17:43 GMT
#6
barely
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
May 18 2009 17:45 GMT
#7
On May 19 2009 02:40 sMi.Days wrote:
I present to you guys what we have come to as a human race. Our children can't even live normal lives without their internet. Sad, sad mislead people.

Whenever my internet doesn't work, I feel trapped in a room with nothing to do even though I don't do much on the net anyways... T_T
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-18 17:48:48
May 18 2009 17:45 GMT
#8
On May 19 2009 02:42 Ecael wrote:
While we are at it, barely


rofl, also emphasize

anyway, stalirush, we all have out bad times, hang in there. If you finished high-school and don't want/can go to college just get a job.

I used to have a shitty internet connection, couldn't watch any PL/OSL/MSL. It sucked
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
May 18 2009 17:49 GMT
#9
learn something useful like
- throwing cards in a hat
- building ice sculptures
- playing piano

Avidkeystamper
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States8556 Posts
May 18 2009 17:55 GMT
#10
Try interacting with other people.
Jaedong
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
May 18 2009 17:55 GMT
#11
- play in a hat
- building throwing cards
- throw ice sculptures
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
ZeroCartin
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2390 Posts
May 18 2009 17:56 GMT
#12
bearly
"My sister is on vacation in Costa Rica right now. I hope she stays a while because she's a miserable cunt." -pubbanana
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
May 18 2009 18:11 GMT
#13
have a police shoot me in the face
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20168 Posts
May 18 2009 18:14 GMT
#14
i think having dialup is worse than no internet. becaues dial up just teases you with what you could have.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
StalinRusH
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States734 Posts
May 18 2009 18:33 GMT
#15
On May 19 2009 03:14 decafchicken wrote:
i think having dialup is worse than no internet. becaues dial up just teases you with what you could have.


I KNOW RITE?
A Combination Of Tuberculosis And A Tomahawk To The Head:: Nothing Bonds Drunken Idiots Like Sexual Innuendos ::
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
May 18 2009 18:34 GMT
#16
On May 19 2009 02:40 sMi.Days wrote:
I present to you guys what we have come to as a human race. Our children can't even live normal lives without their internet. Sad, sad mislead people.

And the average person would be stranded if his car didn't work and he couldn't take the buss.

Technology creates dependence, always have and always will.

It is not sad, it is awesome how much we have developed that we can now reach out and trace information from all over the world in seconds. Of course the moment we lose that kind of omniscience the world suddenly feels empty, but that is just a by-product of having such insane possibilities in the first place.
StalinRusH
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States734 Posts
May 18 2009 18:35 GMT
#17
On May 19 2009 03:34 Klockan3 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 19 2009 02:40 sMi.Days wrote:
I present to you guys what we have come to as a human race. Our children can't even live normal lives without their internet. Sad, sad mislead people.

And the average person would be stranded if his car didn't work and he couldn't take the buss.

Technology creates dependence, always have and always will.

It is not sad, it is awesome how much we have developed that we can now reach out and trace information from all over the world in seconds. Of course the moment we lose that kind of omniscience the world suddenly feels empty, but that is just a by-product of having such insane possibilities in the first place.


You make me feel better
A Combination Of Tuberculosis And A Tomahawk To The Head:: Nothing Bonds Drunken Idiots Like Sexual Innuendos ::
Sunhay
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada303 Posts
May 18 2009 18:40 GMT
#18
just get someone to mail you cd's filled with the vods =), dunno whatelse you could do to watch the games
www.sunhay.net
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
May 18 2009 22:18 GMT
#19
are you 13?
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12801 Posts
May 18 2009 22:30 GMT
#20
yeah let's figure out how old you are first and see what we can do to help
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
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