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d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
April 29 2009 20:46 GMT
#1
Today at lunch I had a near death experience, from my house to a friend's house there is a pretty big road in-between it's kinda like a highway but shorter and a bit slower. But anyways, I'm crossing it the fastest way there is to my friend's house and it's right by some rail-way tracks.

So I see a car coming followed by a little break then some more cars so I get ready to run across right after this car and as it passes I start to run but as I run I tripped and I was on my hands and knees looking at about 10 cars in 2 lanes coming towards me.

The cars were no more than 2 meters off so I rolled and just made it into the ditch as a car zooms past just missing my head.

What scares me the most though is nobody bothered to honk or take their foot off of the brake, nobody was paying enough attention to notice me, and I'm not a small guy. I'm 6 feet tall and these people just kept doing what they were doing. I was in awe at just how automated these people were.

And then later I found that as I was falling my jaw slammed shut and I cracked out a filling that was in one of my molars.

Bad day.

*****
Hi.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24796 Posts
April 29 2009 20:48 GMT
#2
Wow that sucks. Although that really does teach a lesson about crossing the street in an unsafe manner without having to die in the process XD

At least it didn't happen on Saturday!
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
April 29 2009 20:50 GMT
#3
On April 30 2009 05:48 micronesia wrote:
Wow that sucks. Although that really does teach a lesson about crossing the street in an unsafe manner without having to die in the process XD

At least it didn't happen on Saturday!


Yeah for sure.
Hi.
Rostam
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2552 Posts
April 29 2009 20:52 GMT
#4
Look on the bright side: at least you didn't get a ticket for jaywalking.
BW forever || Thall
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
April 29 2009 20:54 GMT
#5
good thing you are ok
yes most people are automated :/
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-29 20:58:11
April 29 2009 20:56 GMT
#6
Dude why are you playing frogger in real life is it really worth risking your life getting home 1 minute earlier.
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
April 29 2009 20:57 GMT
#7
Something similar happened to me a while ago. I didn't really tripped, but some moron was speeding and almost ran me over after nealy hitting another car.

I guess you should be a little carefull when crossing the street, bad fucking place and time to trip.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
April 29 2009 20:59 GMT
#8
On April 30 2009 05:56 Frits wrote:
Dude why are you playing frogger in real life is it really worth risking your life getting home 1 minute earlier.


Thing is there pretty much is never a safer time, the cars just keep coming. This is a pretty major street.
Hi.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24796 Posts
April 29 2009 21:03 GMT
#9
If possible you should seriously consider taking the long way around if the traffic is pretty consistent...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-29 21:26:19
April 29 2009 21:19 GMT
#10
I just use my trusty jetpack and fly right over those cars

a car nearly hit me once too, though it wasn't going too fast and was pretty small so it probably wouldn't have been that serious.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
April 29 2009 21:47 GMT
#11
[image loading]
Hammy
Profile Joined January 2009
France828 Posts
April 29 2009 21:52 GMT
#12
On April 30 2009 06:19 Zurles wrote:
I just use my trusty jetpack and fly right over those cars

a car nearly hit me once too, though it wasn't going too fast and was pretty small so it probably wouldn't have been that serious.

You might be surprised how much damage a car can do, even at speeds that wouldn't consider too fast. I've been unlucky enough to witness quite a few accidents and sometimes you just can't believe how much damage a "slow" (at least it looks slow) can do...
Be safe!
StalinRusH
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States734 Posts
April 29 2009 21:55 GMT
#13
On April 30 2009 05:46 iCCup.d(O.o)a wrote:
What scares me the most though is nobody bothered to honk or take their foot off of the brake,


wouldnt that of been a good thing? i think you ment gas
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Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
April 29 2009 22:05 GMT
#14
Good thing you aren't dead, iccup needs good staff like yourself.
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Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
April 29 2009 22:14 GMT
#15
There is a reason they always tell you not to run across the road. Or maybe you didn't have that hammered into you during your childhood?
No I'm never serious.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
April 29 2009 22:20 GMT
#16
man i was so good at frogger

i could never find the version from my childhood though =[
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
April 29 2009 22:21 GMT
#17
They probably didn't react because most people don't try to cross highways on foot. Use a real crossing path, and you won't have this problem
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LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10835 Posts
April 29 2009 22:21 GMT
#18
good to hear you're still alive

scary experience though o_O
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Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6183 Posts
April 29 2009 22:35 GMT
#19
On April 30 2009 06:47 EsX_Raptor wrote:
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Indeed.

to OP: not only you were risking your own life, but you also endangered many other lives.
Your not the center of the universe you know -_-
klizzer
Profile Joined March 2008
517 Posts
April 29 2009 22:40 GMT
#20
My friend crossed a street 10m away from the crossing path and got hit. I heard he flew 3-4 meters, but he was at school all healthy and unscratched the next Monday

That's gonna teach you dude, thank whoever you pray to that you're alive
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
April 29 2009 22:42 GMT
#21
Thank god you played starfox64 and you knew what to do in the moment.

But yeah those things aren't worth risking, if you can't walk the distance safely then I would just wait.

Rice
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1332 Posts
April 29 2009 23:04 GMT
#22
On April 30 2009 06:47 EsX_Raptor wrote:
[image loading]


if this picture made me laugh hysterically does that make me a bad person?
Freedom will be defended at the cost of civil liberties.
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
April 29 2009 23:55 GMT
#23
I'm glad you're okay, are you going to fill in the molar?
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
April 30 2009 01:10 GMT
#24
On April 30 2009 08:55 il0seonpurpose wrote:
I'm glad you're okay, are you going to fill in the molar?


Yeah. I am going to schedule an appointment tomorrow.
Hi.
onihunter
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States515 Posts
April 30 2009 01:18 GMT
#25
On April 30 2009 05:56 Frits wrote:
Dude why are you playing frogger in real life is it really worth risking your life getting home 1 minute earlier.


LOL
jaedong forever~
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
April 30 2009 01:37 GMT
#26
Solution: don't jaywalk asshole.
yes.
RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
April 30 2009 01:52 GMT
#27
On April 30 2009 08:04 Rice wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2009 06:47 EsX_Raptor wrote:
[image loading]


if this picture made me laugh hysterically does that make me a bad person?

Hahaha, I did too.



...so yes,
konadora, in Racenilatr's blog: "you need to stop thinking about starcraft or anything computer-related for that matter. It's becoming a bad addiction imo"
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24796 Posts
April 30 2009 03:01 GMT
#28
On April 30 2009 10:37 DeathSpank wrote:
Solution: don't jaywalk asshole.

Unnecessary. We've all done it in some capacity. And I think he's learned lol.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
nofAcedAgent
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States952 Posts
April 30 2009 03:11 GMT
#29
If your a twelve year old girl on a bike, PLEASE - Don't smoke marijuana.

Yeah its no surprise no one slowed down, im sure they did notice you, people are full of hate these days =/
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 30 2009 03:20 GMT
#30
shieeeeeeeeeeeet. intense o.o.... as least you didnt get hit though!

5/5
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
April 30 2009 03:24 GMT
#31
I hit fractured my cheek bone when I fell onto subway tracks. Some minor internal bleeding, luckily no incoming trains.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
omninmo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2349 Posts
April 30 2009 04:40 GMT
#32
On April 30 2009 07:40 klizzer wrote:
My friend crossed a street 10m away from the crossing path and got hit. I heard he flew 3-4 meters, but he was at school all healthy and unscratched the next Monday

That's gonna teach you dude, thank whoever you pray to that you're alive


praying doesnt keep you alive. just scared. take your time next time. your little stunt would have saved 20 seconds? just relax and enjoy patience.
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
April 30 2009 04:44 GMT
#33
On April 30 2009 05:48 micronesia wrote:
Wow that sucks. Although that really does teach a lesson about crossing the street in an unsafe manner without having to die in the process XD

At least it didn't happen on Saturday!

wat does that mean? (referring to the saturday remark)

anyhow cars weigh a ton... even if it was traveling at like 5mph, it would break through ur leg cus u don't have enough mass to counter at it...
ggyo...
GhostKorean
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States2330 Posts
April 30 2009 05:03 GMT
#34
Nice barrel roll
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
April 30 2009 05:07 GMT
#35
On April 30 2009 12:01 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2009 10:37 DeathSpank wrote:
Solution: don't jaywalk asshole.

Unnecessary. We've all done it in some capacity. And I think he's learned lol.

No it is necessary. Everyday on my way to school I have to avoid at least three jay walkers. They screw up traffic and piss me off.
yes.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
April 30 2009 06:02 GMT
#36
EsX_Raptors portrait is the shit!

Regarding the near death experience, man I never knew that 1st world countries they didn't care that much for pedestrians

or they could have possibly calculated that they wouldn't hit you in the first place? (but 5 meters without slowing down is really bullshit that they knew that they wouldn't hit you)
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
April 30 2009 06:04 GMT
#37
I thought and NDE was when you 'see the light' when u die and get revived.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
The_Australian
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia458 Posts
April 30 2009 08:43 GMT
#38
On April 30 2009 13:44 R3condite wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2009 05:48 micronesia wrote:
Wow that sucks. Although that really does teach a lesson about crossing the street in an unsafe manner without having to die in the process XD

At least it didn't happen on Saturday!

wat does that mean? (referring to the saturday remark)

anyhow cars weigh a ton... even if it was traveling at like 5mph, it would break through ur leg cus u don't have enough mass to counter at it...


5miles is a fast walking speed, anyone who gets hit by something that slow deserves a broken leg, and besides it would be highly unlikely that it would break your leg (unless you had that glass-bones disease) i constantly see adds on T.V about wiping off 5 to save lives, and they calculated that even going 30k/h (note, kilometers not miles) that the only injury would be minor bruising with no serious injuries.
"Nothing should be unstoppable when you see it coming...." - Boxer
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
April 30 2009 08:45 GMT
#39
On April 30 2009 15:04 CharlieMurphy wrote:
I thought and NDE was when you 'see the light' when u die and get revived.

Yeah so did I.

I was incredibly reckless when crossing roads when I was younger now that I think about it, it's a miracle I'm still alive.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
April 30 2009 09:15 GMT
#40
You know that deer in the headlights thing where the deer just freeze up and get nailed by a car. That has happened to me before (minus the hit).

I was crossing late at night and a car just came outta no where and flipped its brights on, I just froze up for like 1 second (seemed forever) staring at the speeding car. Then like 1 second away from doom I realized that I must move and narrowly missed the speeder. Was a crazy feeling.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
vx70GTOJudgexv
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3161 Posts
April 30 2009 09:32 GMT
#41
Luck dude, much luck.
(-_-) BW for ever. #1 Iris fan.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24796 Posts
April 30 2009 10:38 GMT
#42
On April 30 2009 14:07 DeathSpank wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2009 12:01 micronesia wrote:
On April 30 2009 10:37 DeathSpank wrote:
Solution: don't jaywalk asshole.

Unnecessary. We've all done it in some capacity. And I think he's learned lol.

No it is necessary. Everyday on my way to school I have to avoid at least three jay walkers. They screw up traffic and piss me off.

Not all jaywalkers screw up traffic ._.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
April 30 2009 11:02 GMT
#43
On April 30 2009 19:38 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2009 14:07 DeathSpank wrote:
On April 30 2009 12:01 micronesia wrote:
On April 30 2009 10:37 DeathSpank wrote:
Solution: don't jaywalk asshole.

Unnecessary. We've all done it in some capacity. And I think he's learned lol.

No it is necessary. Everyday on my way to school I have to avoid at least three jay walkers. They screw up traffic and piss me off.

Not all jaywalkers screw up traffic ._.

more than enough do. It's a dangerous and unnecessary.
yes.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
April 30 2009 11:24 GMT
#44
On April 30 2009 20:02 DeathSpank wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2009 19:38 micronesia wrote:
On April 30 2009 14:07 DeathSpank wrote:
On April 30 2009 12:01 micronesia wrote:
On April 30 2009 10:37 DeathSpank wrote:
Solution: don't jaywalk asshole.

Unnecessary. We've all done it in some capacity. And I think he's learned lol.

No it is necessary. Everyday on my way to school I have to avoid at least three jay walkers. They screw up traffic and piss me off.

Not all jaywalkers screw up traffic ._.

more than enough do. It's a dangerous and unnecessary.


I really don't see how there's any arguing this. jaywalking is fucking retarded, and if he had gotten hit, the poor driver woulda been at fault, even if he didn't have enough time to stop for some idiot who jumped out in the road
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24796 Posts
April 30 2009 12:39 GMT
#45
On April 30 2009 20:24 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2009 20:02 DeathSpank wrote:
On April 30 2009 19:38 micronesia wrote:
On April 30 2009 14:07 DeathSpank wrote:
On April 30 2009 12:01 micronesia wrote:
On April 30 2009 10:37 DeathSpank wrote:
Solution: don't jaywalk asshole.

Unnecessary. We've all done it in some capacity. And I think he's learned lol.

No it is necessary. Everyday on my way to school I have to avoid at least three jay walkers. They screw up traffic and piss me off.

Not all jaywalkers screw up traffic ._.

more than enough do. It's a dangerous and unnecessary.


I really don't see how there's any arguing this. jaywalking is fucking retarded, and if he had gotten hit, the poor driver woulda been at fault, even if he didn't have enough time to stop for some idiot who jumped out in the road

Jaywalking isn't just crossing busy streets in a 'retarded' manner.

For instance, a road with fairly low volume which has absolutely no pedestrian crossings built into it can be a reasonable place to jaywalk, provided you aren't dumb about it. You just have to wait until you are sure there are no cars coming (and you need good visibility to do this). I used to do that myself to get to work, and I never once had even a slight problem.

The situation in the OP was not like this, however. It was a busy road so he unfortunately needed to find a good way around (but this can be a real pain in the ass).
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
April 30 2009 12:53 GMT
#46
On April 30 2009 13:44 R3condite wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2009 05:48 micronesia wrote:
Wow that sucks. Although that really does teach a lesson about crossing the street in an unsafe manner without having to die in the process XD

At least it didn't happen on Saturday!

wat does that mean? (referring to the saturday remark)

anyhow cars weigh a ton... even if it was traveling at like 5mph, it would break through ur leg cus u don't have enough mass to counter at it...


This saturday was Micronesia's and my birthday.
Hi.
uriel-
Profile Joined August 2007
Singapore1867 Posts
April 30 2009 13:07 GMT
#47
I'm pretty sure near-death experience refers to when you are already on the brink of death (mortally injured) or even already pronounced dead. This would be more of a close shave
Chromyne
Profile Joined January 2008
Canada561 Posts
April 30 2009 13:30 GMT
#48
I have to cross a street (with no crosswalk) every day and I always have to resist the urge of crossing earlier during more dangerous traffic. Try to allow for a time buffer in case you fall! It's not worth getting F-vector'd.
Soli Deo gloria.
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3685 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-30 15:00:54
April 30 2009 15:00 GMT
#49
What street was this? It sounds kind of like Lagimodiere. I wouldn't cross that blvd anywhere except at the few traffic lights.

Edit: Assuming you live in Wpg. Thought I read somewhere else that you do.
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
April 30 2009 16:44 GMT
#50
Dude, I had a near death experience too. When I was like 6 I was in a parking lot with my friends and I wanted to play pokemon or whatever so I acted like I was this cat pokemon and I was running crazy for about 5 minutes and then I trip and my head was less than 1 inch from getting ran over. Now I'm quite.
No no no no its not mine!
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24796 Posts
May 01 2009 00:08 GMT
#51
On April 30 2009 21:53 iCCup.d(O.o)a wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2009 13:44 R3condite wrote:
On April 30 2009 05:48 micronesia wrote:
Wow that sucks. Although that really does teach a lesson about crossing the street in an unsafe manner without having to die in the process XD

At least it didn't happen on Saturday!

wat does that mean? (referring to the saturday remark)

anyhow cars weigh a ton... even if it was traveling at like 5mph, it would break through ur leg cus u don't have enough mass to counter at it...


This saturday was Micronesia's and my birthday.

First Saturday birthday in like 10 years dude; I checked on wikipedia, although I forget what year was the last time and I'm too lazy to check.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
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