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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-22 03:57:20
April 22 2009 03:56 GMT
#1
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You worm. You scum.

You with the fake smile, the ingenuine complements. The half-assed sentiments and who straight facedly misrepresents.

Why do you haunt me? Torture me? Send me into fits of agony?

Does it give you pleasure? Is it your self worth's measure?

Maybe it's not your fault. You're so sheltered in your ignorance vault.

But I hate you. Hate you and love you. Because you are me. You are my creation.

You are my wanton desire, my unstoppable temptation.

Fuck.

**
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
April 22 2009 04:01 GMT
#2
Sup Chef. Is this about Nony? or are you being the voice of Saddles
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
April 22 2009 04:08 GMT
#3
[image loading]
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
April 22 2009 04:14 GMT
#4
creepy

are you ok?.
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
April 22 2009 04:22 GMT
#5
This is confusing and worrying.
RIP CHARLIEMURPHY 11/25/10 NEVER FORGET | Hurricane#1183 @ B.net
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
April 22 2009 04:28 GMT
#6
No, this is confusing and worrying.
Porphyria's Lover by Robert Browning

Solid, man.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
April 22 2009 04:29 GMT
#7
chill the + Show Spoiler +
o,o
out man
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
April 22 2009 04:31 GMT
#8
5/5
✌
UmmTheHobo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States650 Posts
April 22 2009 04:33 GMT
#9
Brilliant.

This beats Oakhill.
...
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
April 22 2009 04:38 GMT
#10
On April 22 2009 13:14 SnowFantasy wrote:
creepy

are you ok?.

You might prefer my other blog. There's picture of a cute kitten!
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
April 22 2009 04:41 GMT
#11
It's a girl blog.

Happens to everyone.
Hello
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
April 22 2009 04:53 GMT
#12
This and the other blog are two parts to one whole. A ying and and a yang. Ohhh, how mysterious.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
April 22 2009 05:02 GMT
#13
On April 22 2009 13:31 JWD wrote:
5/5

QFT. Emo epicness at its finest.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
April 22 2009 05:07 GMT
#14
whoa man

calm down.
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
GhostKorean
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States2330 Posts
April 22 2009 05:27 GMT
#15
Explain?
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
April 22 2009 05:54 GMT
#16
"Fuck."

Despair, frustration, inner conflict, hopelessness. No wish to wear her belly as a cap at the end.
ShmotZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States581 Posts
April 22 2009 06:14 GMT
#17
On April 22 2009 12:56 Chef wrote:
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ITS LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU.....
Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." - Bender
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
April 22 2009 06:45 GMT
#18
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in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
fonger
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United Kingdom1218 Posts
April 22 2009 07:08 GMT
#19
On April 22 2009 13:08 Chef wrote:
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you have stupid colours for your form fields
fonger
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United Kingdom1218 Posts
April 22 2009 07:09 GMT
#20
go ahead and get some less stupid colours you stupid canuck
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 22 2009 07:12 GMT
#21
wut
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
April 22 2009 07:22 GMT
#22
On April 22 2009 15:45 ahrara_ wrote:
[image loading]

H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
April 22 2009 07:55 GMT
#23
On April 22 2009 13:14 SnowFantasy wrote:
are you ok?


BUSTAH WORF
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
Eternity241
Profile Joined April 2008
Australia342 Posts
April 22 2009 08:45 GMT
#24
On April 22 2009 16:22 koreasilver wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 22 2009 15:45 ahrara_ wrote:
[image loading]


That smiley should be added into the TL smileys list
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17731 Posts
April 22 2009 09:38 GMT
#25
go away
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51490 Posts
April 22 2009 09:40 GMT
#26
lolly lolly lolly pop
Commentator
BackHo
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
New Zealand400 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-12 03:13:38
April 22 2009 09:50 GMT
#27
BackHo
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
New Zealand400 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-12 03:13:50
April 22 2009 09:55 GMT
#28
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
April 22 2009 10:24 GMT
#29
chef a couple years from now you really won't care. Actually you will start to not care far sooner than you think and then you will wish that you did care...sorry I imagined that being more uplifting.
yes.
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
April 22 2009 10:30 GMT
#30
On April 22 2009 18:40 GTR wrote:
lolly lolly lolly pop

gee gee gee gee baby baby
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
April 22 2009 10:43 GMT
#31
dji dji
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
April 22 2009 13:14 GMT
#32
I have found myself in this situation many times. Usually vodka works. At least for a little bit..
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
April 22 2009 15:23 GMT
#33
On April 22 2009 14:27 GhostKorean wrote:
Explain?

"You" is a dream. One written in a positive, praising light. One in a negative, vengeful light. Both have the same ending and body and intro. TL responds twice as much to the negative. Conclusion?

But then, it should be left to interpretation because it was meant to be entertaining.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
April 22 2009 22:32 GMT
#34
This is why I hate poetry so much.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-22 22:51:40
April 22 2009 22:35 GMT
#35
It's not even poetry...

I think if you looked, you'd find some poetry you liked. It's more like you just dislike this work... Which is okay because I wrote it in 2 minutes while intoxicated.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24718 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-23 02:52:46
April 23 2009 02:50 GMT
#36
Haha I recognized that animated gif from 'rejected' right away :p

Also people are using my smiley haha.

If I knew it was going to become more popular I wouldn't have spent 5 seconds on a shitty font or w/e
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
April 23 2009 02:52 GMT
#37
On April 23 2009 11:50 micronesia wrote:
Haha I recognized that animated gif from 'rejected' right away :p

Also people are using my smiley haha.

I find it ridiculously amusing.
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
fonger
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United Kingdom1218 Posts
April 23 2009 09:27 GMT
#38
On April 22 2009 18:55 BackHo wrote:
Hey H, whereabouts in NZ are you from? If you're in Auckland we should catch up for some Garou sometime

yeah just go ahead and ignore me you fuck
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