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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-22 03:57:20
April 22 2009 03:56 GMT
#1
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You worm. You scum.

You with the fake smile, the ingenuine complements. The half-assed sentiments and who straight facedly misrepresents.

Why do you haunt me? Torture me? Send me into fits of agony?

Does it give you pleasure? Is it your self worth's measure?

Maybe it's not your fault. You're so sheltered in your ignorance vault.

But I hate you. Hate you and love you. Because you are me. You are my creation.

You are my wanton desire, my unstoppable temptation.

Fuck.

**
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
April 22 2009 04:01 GMT
#2
Sup Chef. Is this about Nony? or are you being the voice of Saddles
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
April 22 2009 04:08 GMT
#3
[image loading]
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
April 22 2009 04:14 GMT
#4
creepy

are you ok?.
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
April 22 2009 04:22 GMT
#5
This is confusing and worrying.
RIP CHARLIEMURPHY 11/25/10 NEVER FORGET | Hurricane#1183 @ B.net
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
April 22 2009 04:28 GMT
#6
No, this is confusing and worrying.
Porphyria's Lover by Robert Browning

Solid, man.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
April 22 2009 04:29 GMT
#7
chill the + Show Spoiler +
o,o
out man
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
April 22 2009 04:31 GMT
#8
5/5
✌
UmmTheHobo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States650 Posts
April 22 2009 04:33 GMT
#9
Brilliant.

This beats Oakhill.
...
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
April 22 2009 04:38 GMT
#10
On April 22 2009 13:14 SnowFantasy wrote:
creepy

are you ok?.

You might prefer my other blog. There's picture of a cute kitten!
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
April 22 2009 04:41 GMT
#11
It's a girl blog.

Happens to everyone.
Hello
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
April 22 2009 04:53 GMT
#12
This and the other blog are two parts to one whole. A ying and and a yang. Ohhh, how mysterious.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
April 22 2009 05:02 GMT
#13
On April 22 2009 13:31 JWD wrote:
5/5

QFT. Emo epicness at its finest.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11563 Posts
April 22 2009 05:07 GMT
#14
whoa man

calm down.
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
GhostKorean
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States2330 Posts
April 22 2009 05:27 GMT
#15
Explain?
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
April 22 2009 05:54 GMT
#16
"Fuck."

Despair, frustration, inner conflict, hopelessness. No wish to wear her belly as a cap at the end.
ShmotZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States581 Posts
April 22 2009 06:14 GMT
#17
On April 22 2009 12:56 Chef wrote:
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ITS LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU.....
Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." - Bender
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
April 22 2009 06:45 GMT
#18
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in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
fonger
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United Kingdom1218 Posts
April 22 2009 07:08 GMT
#19
On April 22 2009 13:08 Chef wrote:
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you have stupid colours for your form fields
fonger
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United Kingdom1218 Posts
April 22 2009 07:09 GMT
#20
go ahead and get some less stupid colours you stupid canuck
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