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Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
April 12 2009 17:48 GMT
#101
LOL You could have just faked being afk and in the bathroom or eating dinner or something....
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
April 12 2009 18:04 GMT
#102
everyone is giving pretty bad advice givent he context..

You need to ride your bicycle to her family's laundromat and present her with a silk robe made from your grandmothers hands. She will then bow and while she bows you must do a triple backflip into the splits. From there you will take her on a rikshaw for a night on the china town. If you are lucky she will be impressed by your gifts of gold, silk and ivory (spaced out every 5 minutes for the duration of the date naturally) and will allow you to marry her. If all goes well she will be in your house and creating children by the end of the week.

If not it is best to fall on your sword or set yourself on fire in protest.

Good ruck.
Sunhay
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada303 Posts
April 12 2009 22:29 GMT
#103
On April 13 2009 03:04 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
everyone is giving pretty bad advice givent he context..

You need to ride your bicycle to her family's laundromat and present her with a silk robe made from your grandmothers hands. She will then bow and while she bows you must do a triple backflip into the splits. From there you will take her on a rikshaw for a night on the china town. If you are lucky she will be impressed by your gifts of gold, silk and ivory (spaced out every 5 minutes for the duration of the date naturally) and will allow you to marry her. If all goes well she will be in your house and creating children by the end of the week.

If not it is best to fall on your sword or set yourself on fire in protest.

Good ruck.


i agree, i just tried this out and it worked!
www.sunhay.net
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
April 12 2009 23:05 GMT
#104
On April 12 2009 13:26 Straylight wrote:
Hahaha high school kids.
XK ßubonic
lesser_good
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada698 Posts
April 13 2009 00:22 GMT
#105
On April 13 2009 08:05 Bub wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 12 2009 13:26 Straylight wrote:
Hahaha high school kids.

pew pew
Tinithor
Profile Joined February 2008
United States1552 Posts
April 13 2009 01:03 GMT
#106
You seem like you may be retarded based on your story...
"Oh-My-GOD" ... "Is many mutas, Yes?"
JIJIyO
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1957 Posts
April 13 2009 05:59 GMT
#107
What are you? Some kind of gay fish?
KT_Violet
Brett
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Australia3820 Posts
April 13 2009 08:13 GMT
#108
On April 12 2009 12:22 Bockit wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 12 2009 11:38 Guilford wrote:
I don't have her number and I am still high school student (no driving) so no ways I can talk to her now. Well, I am pretty shy to ask any girls to go with me, she was the one asked me if I want to go to Prom with her, maybe because she knew that I was too shy to ask.

About my mom, I think she just wanted me to concentrate in studying and nothing else.


Walk, bus, train.

Insert the words " in front of a" after 'walk' and this thread would have provided appropriate advice for the kid.

Holy balls, your mother doesn't like you talking to girls on the internet, looks over your shoulder all the time AND you're rather anti social? THERE'S A SURPRISE!

Fucking over-protective parents... MY POOR LITTLE JIMMY CANT GET RUN OVER BY A TRUCK IF HE NEVER LEAVES THE HOUSE!!! MUAHAHAHA. Jesus christ.

I feel sorry for you :\
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
April 13 2009 09:01 GMT
#109
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHFlk;djfksld;jfsdklf;dsj;dfsksd;ldf
why so 진지해?
Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
April 13 2009 09:04 GMT
#110
much to learn about women you have
Guilford
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Australia290 Posts
April 13 2009 09:19 GMT
#111
On April 13 2009 03:04 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
everyone is giving pretty bad advice givent he context..

You need to ride your bicycle to her family's laundromat and present her with a silk robe made from your grandmothers hands. She will then bow and while she bows you must do a triple backflip into the splits. From there you will take her on a rikshaw for a night on the china town. If you are lucky she will be impressed by your gifts of gold, silk and ivory (spaced out every 5 minutes for the duration of the date naturally) and will allow you to marry her. If all goes well she will be in your house and creating children by the end of the week.

If not it is best to fall on your sword or set yourself on fire in protest.

Good ruck.


lol this might work.
Being forgotten is worse than death.
Vharox
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States1037 Posts
April 13 2009 09:42 GMT
#112
On April 13 2009 03:04 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
everyone is giving pretty bad advice givent he context..

You need to ride your bicycle to her family's laundromat and present her with a silk robe made from your grandmothers hands. She will then bow and while she bows you must do a triple backflip into the splits. From there you will take her on a rikshaw for a night on the china town. If you are lucky she will be impressed by your gifts of gold, silk and ivory (spaced out every 5 minutes for the duration of the date naturally) and will allow you to marry her. If all goes well she will be in your house and creating children by the end of the week.

If not it is best to fall on your sword or set yourself on fire in protest.

Good ruck.

LOL! aaaah I just diedddddd
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
April 14 2009 06:57 GMT
#113
bitch slap a ho
and i don't mean your ex-gf
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
InToTheWannaB
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4770 Posts
April 14 2009 07:57 GMT
#114
On April 13 2009 03:04 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
everyone is giving pretty bad advice givent he context..

You need to ride your bicycle to her family's laundromat and present her with a silk robe made from your grandmothers hands. She will then bow and while she bows you must do a triple backflip into the splits. From there you will take her on a rikshaw for a night on the china town. If you are lucky she will be impressed by your gifts of gold, silk and ivory (spaced out every 5 minutes for the duration of the date naturally) and will allow you to marry her. If all goes well she will be in your house and creating children by the end of the week.

If not it is best to fall on your sword or set yourself on fire in protest.

Good ruck.

wtf......my face hurts now from laughing
When the spirit is not altogether slain, great loss teaches men and women to desire greatly, both for themselves and for others.
seakebab
Profile Joined May 2008
Australia54 Posts
April 14 2009 23:38 GMT
#115
you sure are stupid rofl, you'd think that the things you did on that night would mess up your chances, but you did them anyway.

way to go.
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9103 Posts
April 14 2009 23:45 GMT
#116
Does your mom read you screen constantly? I mean wtf it take 5 seconds to pop up the screen read what she wrote and respond.

Stop being so damn whipped by your mom. If you're going to prom you must be 17-18 years old right? If your mom don't like it give here a good slap to the face and tell her to go to the kitchen and make you a sandwich or somethin.
onihunter
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States515 Posts
April 15 2009 01:13 GMT
#117
your fault
jaedong forever~
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
April 15 2009 01:17 GMT
#118
god, so many gems in this thread
+ Show Spoiler +
start with
On April 15 2009 08:45 Jonoman92 wrote:
Does your mom read you screen constantly? I mean wtf it take 5 seconds to pop up the screen read what she wrote and respond.

Stop being so damn whipped by your mom. If you're going to prom you must be 17-18 years old right? If your mom don't like it give here a good slap to the face and tell her to go to the kitchen and make you a sandwich or somethin.

and follow it up with
On April 13 2009 03:04 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
everyone is giving pretty bad advice givent he context..

You need to ride your bicycle to her family's laundromat and present her with a silk robe made from your grandmothers hands. She will then bow and while she bows you must do a triple backflip into the splits. From there you will take her on a rikshaw for a night on the china town. If you are lucky she will be impressed by your gifts of gold, silk and ivory (spaced out every 5 minutes for the duration of the date naturally) and will allow you to marry her. If all goes well she will be in your house and creating children by the end of the week.

If not it is best to fall on your sword or set yourself on fire in protest.

Good ruck.

good ruck, lol
._.
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
1133 Posts
April 15 2009 01:22 GMT
#119
On April 13 2009 03:04 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
everyone is giving pretty bad advice givent he context..

You need to ride your bicycle to her family's laundromat and present her with a silk robe made from your grandmothers hands. She will then bow and while she bows you must do a triple backflip into the splits. From there you will take her on a rikshaw for a night on the china town. If you are lucky she will be impressed by your gifts of gold, silk and ivory (spaced out every 5 minutes for the duration of the date naturally) and will allow you to marry her. If all goes well she will be in your house and creating children by the end of the week.

If not it is best to fall on your sword or set yourself on fire in protest.

Good ruck.

I like you
:D
sheepyd
Profile Joined December 2008
11 Posts
April 15 2009 05:58 GMT
#120
On April 13 2009 03:04 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
everyone is giving pretty bad advice givent he context..

You need to ride your bicycle to her family's laundromat and present her with a silk robe made from your grandmothers hands. She will then bow and while she bows you must do a triple backflip into the splits. From there you will take her on a rikshaw for a night on the china town. If you are lucky she will be impressed by your gifts of gold, silk and ivory (spaced out every 5 minutes for the duration of the date naturally) and will allow you to marry her. If all goes well she will be in your house and creating children by the end of the week.

If not it is best to fall on your sword or set yourself on fire in protest.

Good ruck.


omg rofl.

insensitive troll is insensitive.



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