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IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
March 30 2009 04:22 GMT
#21
Ninjas with double edge swords... usually people only think of 1 edge swords for japanese culture, I'll take the ninjas they are probably some stupid fat non japanese or even asian boys that watch too much anime anyways.
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
March 30 2009 04:25 GMT
#22
Which door is half naked women chasing you off a cliff?
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-30 04:32:33
March 30 2009 04:31 GMT
#23
+ Show Spoiler +
On March 30 2009 13:17 koreasilver wrote:
The funny thing about it is that inReacH is a pretty terrible poster.

On March 30 2009 13:18 LeperKahn wrote:
Dead lions don't scare me. (Much...)

Show nested quote +
On March 30 2009 12:57 inReacH wrote:
On March 30 2009 12:39 Grobyc wrote:
Also, what is preventing you from not going in any of the doors anyway?


Lol your posts are so bad.


Wrong. Grobyc is a contributing member to TL. He's interesting in IRC and with his forum posts. Why do you have to call him out? Particularly here where it makes no sense? Also, according to his post this isn't the first time...

Thank you.
On March 30 2009 13:25 cgrinker wrote:
Which door is half naked women chasing you off a cliff?

Bahh. Why would you run from that? . Unless they are like those crazy half-naked gf's that chase you out of the house with a towel around them just after sex because they found out you were cheating on them. Those are scary! D=
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
March 30 2009 04:52 GMT
#24
obviously the answer is losing a fist fight to old snake on the top of the world, like liquid ocolot : o
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
March 30 2009 04:55 GMT
#25
Lions, easily.

All you people voting "zombies that are fast": DUDE, the zombie's only weakness is that it's slow! Fast zombies are just imba...they're like speed upgraded battlecruisers
✌
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
March 30 2009 05:20 GMT
#26
On March 30 2009 12:26 StalinRusH wrote:
easy...lions that havent eaten in years...main reason? they are dead


hahahaha I lol'd.
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1852 Posts
March 30 2009 05:20 GMT
#27
On March 30 2009 13:55 JWD wrote:
DUDE, the zombie's only weakness is that it's slow! Fast zombies are just imba...they're like speed upgraded battlecruisers


Haha! That's so awesome. ;p
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deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
March 30 2009 05:20 GMT
#28
On March 30 2009 13:55 JWD wrote:
Lions, easily.

All you people voting "zombies that are fast": DUDE, the zombie's only weakness is that it's slow! Fast zombies are just imba...they're like speed upgraded battlecruisers

Battlecruisers would still die to dragoons. It's more like carriers with invincible interceptors.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-30 05:24:57
March 30 2009 05:24 GMT
#29
On March 30 2009 14:20 deathgod6 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 30 2009 13:55 JWD wrote:
Lions, easily.

All you people voting "zombies that are fast": DUDE, the zombie's only weakness is that it's slow! Fast zombies are just imba...they're like speed upgraded battlecruisers

Battlecruisers would still die to dragoons. It's more like carriers with invincible interceptors.

Everyone always targets the carriers anyway though. More like fast moving flying reavers. No need for shuttles.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
dragonmax
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States131 Posts
March 30 2009 05:31 GMT
#30
still not as imba as normal dts
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
March 30 2009 05:39 GMT
#31
If I HAD to die, I would pick getting gunned down...to be honest, it sounds less painful and terrifying.

Otherwise, I'd pick the dead lions.
Hello
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-30 05:44:36
March 30 2009 05:43 GMT
#32
Trick question or drunk Spartan? lol
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
The_Australian
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia458 Posts
March 30 2009 07:48 GMT
#33
The terrorists, they have automatic guns... but no bullets!!!! actually they would probably just beat me to death. the dead lions plz.
"Nothing should be unstoppable when you see it coming...." - Boxer
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
March 30 2009 10:34 GMT
#34
Lions are dead.
Ninja don't use double edged swords, they're for medieval europeans.
Fast zombies don't exist except in Half Life 2
Terrorists....uh....might not kill you depending on what ethnicity you are?
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
March 30 2009 14:12 GMT
#35
is the screw driver ur only weapon?
ggyo...
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