There are 4 doors and each one has something behind it. However, the things behind each door all want to kill you. Which is the safest door that will ensure you do not die?

Poll: Which is the safest door that will ensure you do not die?
(Vote): Lions that haven't eaten for a year
(Vote): Ninjas with double edged swords
(Vote): Zombies that are fast
(Vote): Terrorists with automatic guns

Edit: 4 does not equal 5. I suck at counting.

Carnivorous Sheep

Baa?21245 Posts

March 30 2009 03:26 GMT

That's only 4 options.

StalinRusH

United States734 Posts

March 30 2009 03:26 GMT

easy...lions that havent eaten in years...main reason? they are dead

jimminy_kriket

Canada5539 Posts

March 30 2009 03:26 GMT

2 ez
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fast zombies lololol cause theres no such thing

Insane

United States4991 Posts

March 30 2009 03:27 GMT

The fifth door without any of those behind them -.-

Spartan

United States2030 Posts

March 30 2009 03:27 GMT

4 does not equal 5. I suck at counting.

JeeJee

Canada5652 Posts

March 30 2009 03:28 GMT

yeah either the dead lions or the non-existent zombies

il0seonpurpose

Korea (South)5638 Posts

March 30 2009 03:29 GMT

On March 30 2009 12:26 StalinRusH wrote:
easy...lions that havent eaten in years...main reason? they are dead

LOL nice

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

March 30 2009 03:38 GMT

On March 30 2009 12:28 JeeJee wrote:
yeah either the dead lions or the non-existent zombies

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

March 30 2009 03:39 GMT

#10

Also, what is preventing you from not going in any of the doors anyway?

inReacH

Sweden1612 Posts

March 30 2009 03:57 GMT

#11

On March 30 2009 12:39 Grobyc wrote:
Also, what is preventing you from not going in any of the doors anyway?

Lol your posts are so bad.

HumbleZealot

Canada508 Posts

March 30 2009 04:01 GMT

#12

Voted zombies cuz they are totally overrated, just gimme a big knife and I'll cut their fuckin' heads off before they can kill/eat me!

Dead lions also sounds good, btw.

liger13

United States1060 Posts

March 30 2009 04:02 GMT

#13

koreasilver

9109 Posts

March 30 2009 04:02 GMT

#14

On March 30 2009 12:38 Grobyc wrote:

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Snet

United States3573 Posts

March 30 2009 04:09 GMT

#15

I don't think you would survive any one of them. Lions may be your best bet they would be poorly nourished and you could hopefully kill them before they kill you. You wouldn't be very pretty by the end though.

ktp

United States797 Posts

March 30 2009 04:13 GMT

#16

I go into door one and make myself as big as possible (legs apart, arms in the air) and hold position. The lions run away in fear because they are intimiated and I live.

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

March 30 2009 04:14 GMT

#17

On March 30 2009 12:57 inReacH wrote:

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Lol your posts are so bad.

Alright first time I tried to just ignore you, but now your kind of starting to piss me off. It's like when I post something that isn't as useful as I could have made it you pick me out on it. As long as it's not like >%50 of someones posts are trolling or have only one line then it's nothing big. This is the 2nd time you have said that, and I'm sure if mods agreed with you when they look at my recent posting history they would have given me a temp-ban, or if anything, a warning, which they have not done. I feel the majority of my posts are contributing a lot more than many people in this community so please stfu.

And how ironic, both times you call me out for something you post a 1 liner not even related to the OP or thread, how about next time you do that you make an effort yourself asshole.
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Grobyc, you are one of my favorite TL.net posters. Serious. It's not like every post you make blows me away, but you always have something sensible to say and you write in complete sentences.

OmgIRok

Taiwan2699 Posts

March 30 2009 04:16 GMT

#18

Terrorists' do not know how to handle automatic guns.

koreasilver

9109 Posts

March 30 2009 04:17 GMT

#19

The funny thing about it is that inReacH is a pretty terrible poster.

LeperKahn

Romania1852 Posts

March 30 2009 04:18 GMT

#20

Dead lions don't scare me. (Much...)

On March 30 2009 12:57 inReacH wrote:

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Lol your posts are so bad.

Wrong. Grobyc is a contributing member to TL. He's interesting in IRC and with his forum posts. Why do you have to call him out? Particularly here where it makes no sense? Also, according to his post this isn't the first time...