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Spartan
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2030 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-30 03:27:34
March 30 2009 03:25 GMT
#1
There are 4 doors and each one has something behind it. However, the things behind each door all want to kill you. Which is the safest door that will ensure you do not die?

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Poll: Which is the safest door that will ensure you do not die?
(Vote): Lions that haven't eaten for a year
(Vote): Ninjas with double edged swords
(Vote): Zombies that are fast
(Vote): Terrorists with automatic guns

Edit: 4 does not equal 5. I suck at counting.

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# TL member since July 2005; CEO of Vile Gaming; President of Team Vile
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21248 Posts
March 30 2009 03:26 GMT
#2
That's only 4 options.
TranslatorBaa!
StalinRusH
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States734 Posts
March 30 2009 03:26 GMT
#3
easy...lions that havent eaten in years...main reason? they are dead
A Combination Of Tuberculosis And A Tomahawk To The Head:: Nothing Bonds Drunken Idiots Like Sexual Innuendos ::
jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5546 Posts
March 30 2009 03:26 GMT
#4
2 ez
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fast zombies lololol cause theres no such thing
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
Insane
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States4991 Posts
March 30 2009 03:27 GMT
#5
The fifth door without any of those behind them -.-
Spartan
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2030 Posts
March 30 2009 03:27 GMT
#6
4 does not equal 5. I suck at counting.
# http://nkspartan.com (web engineer)
# TL member since July 2005; CEO of Vile Gaming; President of Team Vile
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
March 30 2009 03:28 GMT
#7
yeah either the dead lions or the non-existent zombies
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
March 30 2009 03:29 GMT
#8
On March 30 2009 12:26 StalinRusH wrote:
easy...lions that havent eaten in years...main reason? they are dead



LOL nice
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
March 30 2009 03:38 GMT
#9
On March 30 2009 12:28 JeeJee wrote:
yeah either the dead lions or the non-existent zombies

If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
March 30 2009 03:39 GMT
#10
Also, what is preventing you from not going in any of the doors anyway?
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
inReacH
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Sweden1612 Posts
March 30 2009 03:57 GMT
#11
On March 30 2009 12:39 Grobyc wrote:
Also, what is preventing you from not going in any of the doors anyway?


Lol your posts are so bad.
HumbleZealot
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada508 Posts
March 30 2009 04:01 GMT
#12
Voted zombies cuz they are totally overrated, just gimme a big knife and I'll cut their fuckin' heads off before they can kill/eat me!

Dead lions also sounds good, btw.
liger13
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1060 Posts
March 30 2009 04:02 GMT
#13
I feel like pwning noobs
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
March 30 2009 04:02 GMT
#14
On March 30 2009 12:38 Grobyc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 30 2009 12:28 JeeJee wrote:
yeah either the dead lions or the non-existent zombies


Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
March 30 2009 04:09 GMT
#15
I don't think you would survive any one of them. Lions may be your best bet they would be poorly nourished and you could hopefully kill them before they kill you. You wouldn't be very pretty by the end though.
ktp
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States797 Posts
March 30 2009 04:13 GMT
#16
I go into door one and make myself as big as possible (legs apart, arms in the air) and hold position. The lions run away in fear because they are intimiated and I live.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
March 30 2009 04:14 GMT
#17
On March 30 2009 12:57 inReacH wrote:
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On March 30 2009 12:39 Grobyc wrote:
Also, what is preventing you from not going in any of the doors anyway?


Lol your posts are so bad.

Alright first time I tried to just ignore you, but now your kind of starting to piss me off. It's like when I post something that isn't as useful as I could have made it you pick me out on it. As long as it's not like >%50 of someones posts are trolling or have only one line then it's nothing big. This is the 2nd time you have said that, and I'm sure if mods agreed with you when they look at my recent posting history they would have given me a temp-ban, or if anything, a warning, which they have not done. I feel the majority of my posts are contributing a lot more than many people in this community so please stfu.

And how ironic, both times you call me out for something you post a 1 liner not even related to the OP or thread, how about next time you do that you make an effort yourself asshole.
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Grobyc, you are one of my favorite TL.net posters. Serious. It's not like every post you make blows me away, but you always have something sensible to say and you write in complete sentences.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
March 30 2009 04:16 GMT
#18
Terrorists' do not know how to handle automatic guns.
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
March 30 2009 04:17 GMT
#19
The funny thing about it is that inReacH is a pretty terrible poster.
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1852 Posts
March 30 2009 04:18 GMT
#20
Dead lions don't scare me. (Much...)

On March 30 2009 12:57 inReacH wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 30 2009 12:39 Grobyc wrote:
Also, what is preventing you from not going in any of the doors anyway?


Lol your posts are so bad.


Wrong. Grobyc is a contributing member to TL. He's interesting in IRC and with his forum posts. Why do you have to call him out? Particularly here where it makes no sense? Also, according to his post this isn't the first time...
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