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vhallee
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
899 Posts
March 16 2009 14:22 GMT
#1
So yeah, Mondragon will be living with me for a month or so, cause he's doing his internship at PokerStrategy here in Gibraltar.
Since I have him here, I decided to try and get some skill running, so I played a few games under his guidance in exchange for shelter and sexual favors. First impressions? I'm 4-1 and that loss was from a higher rank. Fuck yeah! He's not a fantastic player for nothing - it shows in his coachings. This means that in about 1month I will fucking rape you all with my newly discovered Zerg skills. I will update this and eventually post some replay packs to show my evolution. Live for the Swarm!

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Marijuana causes amnesia and other things I don't remember.
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
March 16 2009 14:29 GMT
#2
lol
u lucky fuck

good luck with that, I'm curious to see if Dissy will prove as mannered in the long run as he seems online

be sure to update
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
March 16 2009 14:30 GMT
#3
lol
wow what a sweet deal
Aesop
Profile Joined October 2007
Hungary11305 Posts
March 16 2009 14:41 GMT
#4
Wow, gz on that
ModeratorNon veritas sed auctoritas facit legem. | Liquipedia: Don't ask me, I'm retired.
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
March 16 2009 14:42 GMT
#5
On March 16 2009 23:30 anderoo wrote:
lol
wow what a sweet deal


sexual favors.
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Ingenol
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1328 Posts
March 16 2009 14:43 GMT
#6
Man I would love to be in either spot: internship at PokerStrategy or coaching from Mondragon!
Sonu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada577 Posts
March 16 2009 14:46 GMT
#7
sexual favors? o_0....

first crack smokers and now this .. Tl.net ...

anyway nice on rank
"I really like this wall-in, because its not a fucking wall" - DAy[9]
IzaG
Profile Joined February 2009
Trinidad/Tobago93 Posts
March 16 2009 14:46 GMT
#8
LOL. Thats great news, what kinda advice does he give ?
Real men play Terran
vhallee
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
899 Posts
March 16 2009 15:06 GMT
#9
On March 16 2009 23:43 Ingenol wrote:
Man I would love to be in either spot: internship at PokerStrategy or coaching from Mondragon!

working at PokerStrategy is even better, i can tell you that

On March 16 2009 23:46 IzaG wrote:
LOL. Thats great news, what kinda advice does he give ?

im training ZvP and ZvT now and he's giving me all sorts of advice concerning mainly build orders, timing and in-depth strategies. some of the stuff he says is just mind blowing. besides he's a great dude in real and we already have planned his welcoming party for this evening. life is good.
Marijuana causes amnesia and other things I don't remember.
Mikami
Profile Joined December 2008
21 Posts
March 16 2009 15:53 GMT
#10
give us any tips to improve our play aswell
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
March 16 2009 15:57 GMT
#11
On March 16 2009 23:22 vhallee wrote:
so I played a few games under his guidance in exchange for shelter and sexual favors.


Win
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
March 16 2009 15:58 GMT
#12
Lucky bastard T_T
quirinus
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Croatia2489 Posts
March 16 2009 16:13 GMT
#13
haha, keep us posted, this is interesting :D
All candles lit within him, and there was purity. | First auto-promoted BW LP editor.
drug_vict1m
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
844 Posts
March 16 2009 16:20 GMT
#14
On March 17 2009 00:06 vhallee wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 16 2009 23:43 Ingenol wrote:
Man I would love to be in either spot: internship at PokerStrategy or coaching from Mondragon!

working at PokerStrategy is even better, i can tell you that

Show nested quote +
On March 16 2009 23:46 IzaG wrote:
LOL. Thats great news, what kinda advice does he give ?

im training ZvP and ZvT now and he's giving me all sorts of advice concerning mainly build orders, timing and in-depth strategies. some of the stuff he says is just mind blowing. besides he's a great dude in real and we already have planned his welcoming party for this evening. life is good.


could you please elaborate on this part?or just give some examples of mind blowing things about starcraft pzlplz.
One must feel chaos within, to give birth to a dancing star.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
March 16 2009 16:22 GMT
#15
take pictures!
pokerface
Profile Joined April 2007
507 Posts
March 16 2009 17:18 GMT
#16
Gibraltar and Pokerstrategy fuck yea :D
Could u tell me what limit dissy is playing in poker? My wide guess hes at nl200-400.
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
March 16 2009 17:21 GMT
#17
hey give us some tips and reps !
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
March 16 2009 17:21 GMT
#18
Playing good players won't make you good.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-16 17:22:38
March 16 2009 17:21 GMT
#19
On March 17 2009 02:21 MYM.Testie wrote:
Playing good players won't make you good.

It will make you improve at least :p
It is always better than gaming with worse players.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
March 16 2009 17:34 GMT
#20
On March 17 2009 02:21 MYM.Testie wrote:
Playing good players won't make you good.


It seems more like he's getting coaching rather than games against mondragon.
No I'm never serious.
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22212 Posts
March 16 2009 18:07 GMT
#21
Lucky man!
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
pinenamu
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States770 Posts
March 16 2009 19:54 GMT
#22
dang lucky! i would so switch to zerg right away if mond was to teach me haha.
emucxg
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Finland4559 Posts
March 16 2009 22:50 GMT
#23
internship at PokerStrategy?
I don't get it, is that a full-time job?
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
March 16 2009 23:06 GMT
#24
so I played a few games under his guidance in exchange for shelter and sexual favors.


On March 17 2009 01:22 Raithed wrote:
take pictures!


Of what

This is sweet though, I wish I had that kind of opportunity...

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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
March 17 2009 01:25 GMT
#25
On March 17 2009 02:21 MYM.Testie wrote:
Playing good players won't make you good.


it will if you play a lot and you aren't functionally retarded

oh wait you're totally right no one learns anything ever
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
March 17 2009 01:38 GMT
#26
On March 17 2009 02:21 MYM.Testie wrote:
Playing good players won't make you good.

I am by no means a good player, but I improved more in a few weeks of playing with pckjers (much better than me) and on ladders than I did in years of playing with my friends of the same skill level. So for some people I think playing with better players is the best way to learn.
vhallee
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
899 Posts
March 17 2009 11:09 GMT
#27
On March 17 2009 02:21 MYM.Testie wrote:
Playing good players won't make you good.

did you actually read my post? i said he will be coaching me. that means he will watch me play and give me advices as the game progresses. why would i want to play against him when it's much more useful to get tips and tricks from him?
nvm. last night we went drinking and it was me, mondi, strafe and fenris among others. pretty fun night but we arrived too late and since we have work/internship in the morning we just decided to leave it for tomorrow. i will also make an interview with him and attach replay packs every week or so, but that depends on the number of reps i can squeeze out of him. will keep you guys in touch.
Marijuana causes amnesia and other things I don't remember.
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
March 17 2009 12:26 GMT
#28
Whatever, if youre not gonna share, expect to get trolled.
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
Gnojfatelob
Profile Joined April 2008
Belgium216 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-17 12:47:20
March 17 2009 12:47 GMT
#29
It's time for nony to become an intern here in belgium. I could use some coaching.
Probably the best starcraft player in the world
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