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PianoMan
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He walks over to go puke in the bathroom but he accidentally tripped and his mouth landed on my penis. I was struggling to push him off me but I guess because we were pushing against each other he unknowingly started giving me a blow job. I kept yelling at him to stop because I'm not gay, not at all but I guess his asthma kicked in and he kept doing it. Eventually I came but only because I was thinking of Jessica Alba who is a woman and not a man, because I am straight and only like women and my friend was forced to swallow my manchowder because we didn't want anyone to think that all these events were anymore than an unfortunate accident which they were because neither of us are gay and neither of us likes men so it was all just an accident. P i a n o M a n | ||
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Clasic
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PianoMan
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Realpenguin
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On March 14 2009 14:14 kidd wrote: rofl pianoman, this blog sucked until your post. On March 14 2009 14:20 PianoMan wrote: Unfortunately I did not write this myself; I saw it on another forum some days ago and thought that it was perfect for this rather confusing and irrelevant blog post. P i a n o M a n great now this blog sucks again But man, I was rofling at that story. | ||
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epicdoom
United States489 Posts
On March 14 2009 14:20 PianoMan wrote: Unfortunately I did not write this myself; I saw it on another forum some days ago and thought that it was perfect for this rather confusing and irrelevant blog post. P i a n o M a n HAHA I was going to ask for a replay | ||
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Etherone
United States1898 Posts
On March 14 2009 14:10 PianoMan wrote: OK, I am perfectly straight, definitely not gay but I kind of had an experience once. I was at my friend's house (he's not gay either) and we were playing a perfectly heterosexual videogame on the X-Box (which is much less gay than the Gamecube). So I stand up because I beat him (in the game) and my pants by pure accident fall down and he can see my penis. He walks over to go puke in the bathroom but he accidentally tripped and his mouth landed on my penis. I was struggling to push him off me but I guess because we were pushing against each other he unknowingly started giving me a blow job. I kept yelling at him to stop because I'm not gay, not at all but I guess his asthma kicked in and he kept doing it. Eventually I came but only because I was thinking of Jessica Alba who is a woman and not a man, because I am straight and only like women and my friend was forced to swallow my manchowder because we didn't want anyone to think that all these events were anymore than an unfortunate accident which they were because neither of us are gay and neither of us likes men so it was all just an accident. P i a n o M a n this post is so epic, i am going to give this shitty blog a 5/5 just for containing it | ||
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lxginverse
Monaco1506 Posts
On March 14 2009 14:10 PianoMan wrote: OK, I am perfectly straight, definitely not gay but I kind of had an experience once. I was at my friend's house (he's not gay either) and we were playing a perfectly heterosexual videogame on the X-Box (which is much less gay than the Gamecube). So I stand up because I beat him (in the game) and my pants by pure accident fall down and he can see my penis. He walks over to go puke in the bathroom but he accidentally tripped and his mouth landed on my penis. I was struggling to push him off me but I guess because we were pushing against each other he unknowingly started giving me a blow job. I kept yelling at him to stop because I'm not gay, not at all but I guess his asthma kicked in and he kept doing it. Eventually I came but only because I was thinking of Jessica Alba who is a woman and not a man, because I am straight and only like women and my friend was forced to swallow my manchowder because we didn't want anyone to think that all these events were anymore than an unfortunate accident which they were because neither of us are gay and neither of us likes men so it was all just an accident. P i a n o M a n win | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On March 14 2009 15:54 Dgtl wrote: Amazing story PianoMan, even if it was stolen from another sight. I was rofling for the whole post You god damn better well have been. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=89388 I won't have none of that shit. | ||
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Geo.Rion
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On March 14 2009 14:10 PianoMan wrote: OK, I am perfectly straight, definitely not gay but I kind of had an experience once. I was at my friend's house (he's not gay either) and we were playing a perfectly heterosexual videogame on the X-Box (which is much less gay than the Gamecube). So I stand up because I beat him (in the game) and my pants by pure accident fall down and he can see my penis. He walks over to go puke in the bathroom but he accidentally tripped and his mouth landed on my penis. I was struggling to push him off me but I guess because we were pushing against each other he unknowingly started giving me a blow job. I kept yelling at him to stop because I'm not gay, not at all but I guess his asthma kicked in and he kept doing it. Eventually I came but only because I was thinking of Jessica Alba who is a woman and not a man, because I am straight and only like women and my friend was forced to swallow my manchowder because we didn't want anyone to think that all these events were anymore than an unfortunate accident which they were because neither of us are gay and neither of us likes men so it was all just an accident. P i a n o M a n i sent this to 3 of my friends, reall funny notgay istheshit | ||
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Licmyobelisk
Philippines3682 Posts
I'm not gay, not at all but I guess his asthma kicked in and he kept doing it. Eventually I came but only because I was thinking of Jessica Alba who is a woman and not a man, because I am straight and only like women Hey I have a dog as well and he is a dude... then I thought to myself... Hey, Why don't I remove my pants and let the dog lick my rooster... " Unfortunately, I can't do it since I can't think of Lassie... Sorry, I'm not gay and I didn't copy/paste this shit from another website L i C m Y o B e L i s K | ||
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The_Australian
Australia458 Posts
On March 14 2009 21:27 Licmyobelisk wrote: Hey I have a dog as well and he is a dude... then I thought to myself... Hey, Why don't I remove my pants and let the dog lick my rooster... " Unfortunately, I can't do it since I can't think of Lassie... Sorry, I'm not gay and I didn't copy/paste this shit from another website L i C m Y o B e L i s K Fail. | ||
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