Recently I have just heard some songs that have just pissed me off, you know the song that makes you want to drop whatever baby you are holding, grab the nearest utensil and jam it into your ears? Yeah, those fucking songs.
For whatever reason these songs somehow became popular, you have no idea how, no idea why. They just do. Every time you turn on the radio, every time some douche bags phone rings in class, that's what you hear. An annoying song, a jackass artist, and mind numbing lyrics.
Here is my list of songs that made me want to find the nearest living thing and kill it.
5. Snoop Dogg - Drop It like its Hot
I remember back in like 7th grade, some asshole said "Drop it like its hot" in the middle of gym class, I immediately hit him in the face with a brick because it was the dumbest phrase I had ever heard.
Little was my young mind able to comprehend, but it was only the beginning, for the next 3 weeks my mind was getting fucked by anytime I walked past someone playing a sport, or doing any activity that involves holding anything, I heard it. "Yo Man, drop it like its hot!" I guess its kind of clever, since generally when things are hot we will tend to drop and/or put them down in order to avoid more physical pain.
Just when my young fragile mind thought this couldn't get any worse, the best and worst thing happened.
Whether on purpose, or by coincidence, around 2 weeks after this song came out I stopped hearing that god damn phrase, thank you snoop dogg, whether on purpose or by accident, he obliterated one dumb phrase.(it peaked at #1 on z100, because the general public is filled with tools)
4. Miley Cyrus - 7 Things
Its like Avril Lavigne was reincarnated in the form of a redneck. Except for some reason, people like her this time. There are so many reasons Miley Cyrus sucks I don't even know where to begin, I suppose one would have to be my friends desire to have sex with this 14 year old girl when hes 18. and the fact he thinks shes hot. She looks like the tricks rabbit just went into disguise again. But instead of stealing our cereal, she apparently steals the innocence of today's youth!
How about we just pretend Miley Cyrus never existed and avoid countless online polls about her whorish behavior that all girls 12+ are like anyway recently. Parents need to stop blaming one premadonna for their children being whores.
In conclusion Disney Channel needs to keep its shitty kiddie tv stars on TV, and off the radio, why the hell does anyone who reads a line also have to sing a god damn song?.
This song is one of the reasons I hated my senior year at high school. Literally every asshole in my school could do this retarded dance, and knew ALL the fucking words. I admit, there was a brief 15 minute period of time where I attempted to learn this dance. Then I realized what I was doing and kicked my brother in the head for even trying to teach me this dance.
This song had literally hundreds of fucking remixes. Go on youtube, search Crank Dat. There is one based on every superhero, I am just surprised there was no "Crank Dat Ambiguously Gay Duo" Where a bunch of assholes ran around having gay sex with each other.
the song was not catchy, the dance was stupid and my entire school would break out into dance every fucking day before first period when the douche bag school DJ would turn it on and all of a sudden you wold see around 100 people just stop what they were doing and dance.
This song sucked, everyone who liked it sucked, and Soulja Boy is an asshole who started the worst 3.5 months to have ears and eyes.
I hate this song purely for what it inspired, and the fact its written by the ugliest prepubescent pussies who have EVER walked the face of the earth.
Last summer I worked at a camp and my other job for a total of 70 hours of work a week. It sucked ass, you know what was worse though? I ran a zipline at this dumb camp and had administrators bitching at me every day.
As if it couldn't get worse, about 3 weeks in Love Bug made its premiere on the Disney Channel, probably some time between pollypocketsuperfriends and gaybarbiepowerhour.
This song turned every girl ages 12-15 into a raving lunatic who was out of their fucking mind. They all wanted Jonas Brother penis inside of them. However there was two problems with that, the first being that they have vows of celibacy until marriage, the second being that they are raging homosexuals.
At the camp I worked on the girls side of the camp with two other guys. My name is Joe, one was Victor and the Other Nick. Around the end of every period when these idiots starting moving between activities this same group of 14 year old girls would run up to us and be like "OH MY FUCKING OGDDDD THERES 3 OF YOU, JUST LIKE THE JONAS BROTHERS. OHHHHH MY SUPER FUCKING GOD, YOUR NAME IS JOE AND HES NICK!!! Well.... the others guys vincent, but we will pretend he is (I don't know this particular queereyes name)"
As if working 60-70 hours a week wasn't enough, I got harassed relentlessly by admins, and when I wasn't getting harassed by admins, I was getting harassed by girls in puberty.
Because my name was Joe, and I worked with two other people.
The song that induced a level of hatred and irritation I thought would even be close to possible. It is just fucking BAD.
BADBADBADBADBABDABDBADBABDABDAB B A MOTHER FUCKING D.
BAD
For what I could bear to listen to of this song, its beyonce repeating the same few lines over and over again for the most part. "All the single ladies" that comprises roughly 70% of the song I'd say.
Alright, I have heard a lot of Lil Wayne lately, I can almost tolerate terrible lyrics due to conditioning from Lil Wayne flooding existence with his terrible raps and his decent beats.
For the record, I get tired of any little Wayne song after I hear it roughly 4 times.
Back to beyonce now... So she has shitty shitty bad terrible horrible ear destroying mind numbing lyrics. At least she has a good beat though!
Wait, no. Its just the shrill noise repeating over and over again like this noise that pierces your very soul and existence. It is worse than nails on a fucking chalkboard.
Now we combine shitty lyrics and the worst beat ever, and what do we have? A hit song apparently. I have no idea how anyone listens to this song, let alone likes it.
Apparently beyonce dances amazing in this or something, but to me those are unsubstantiated rumors since after around 30 seconds of the video my eyes begin to bleed and I go blind.
yes! single ladies is the worst song ever. what the hell is up with the music in that? did beyonce purposely try to make the most annoying song of all time?
On February 28 2009 11:33 Tensai176 wrote: You forgot Womanizer =/.
all of britney's songs are super annoying, she deserves her own list
I would definitely add "Bling, Bling" on that list somewhere. It's easily the worst song that became a mainstreamed phrase shortly thereafter. The first time I actually heard my friend mockingly singing the song (and he would always sing these crappy songs we never knew if he was making them up on the spot or they were real, so we thought it was fake) and we were laughing our asses off how bad it was. Then I heard it on the radio and couldn't believe my ears.
Another bad one would be anything else produced by cash money millionares
I was going to make it 10 songs, but I got lazy and a few felt forced to write about. I did it on a spur of the moment thing, if I put more thought I definitely would of given britney spears and lil wayne their own lists of shitty music.
On February 28 2009 11:42 AmorVincitOmnia wrote: you can turn off the radio, don'tcha know
That's good, let me know when you figure out a way to turn off every phone with a shitty ring tone.
Man I love hate =) I know exactly how you feel, some songs just makes you want to bite someone over the eyes.
When I was doing my internship in high school there was this swedish group (I think, nothing could be this bad without being indigenous) called Venga Boys that has just gotten a hit single. Every single day, probably a hundred times every hour the fuckwads at the radio would play it.
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM SO WE CAN BE TOGETHER FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER jesus I wanted to castrate myself just so I could throw my shriveled testicles at that fucking clusterfuck of failed artistry that had somehow clawed itself out of the putrid obscurity it goddamn well deserved
On February 28 2009 13:54 Krohm wrote: Dear god I hated that Snoop Dog song. It was just so bad, there was nothing good about that song at all. All my friends liked it...
oh god lol! until this point i didn't even understand what beyonce was even saying when she sing "all the single ladies" now its even more annoying!
and i agree 100% on crank dat its so fucking retarded. everybody thinks they are so cool because they learn that gay dance and do it no matter where they are when the song comes on even though EVERYBODY else knows it too so its not like its unique or anything. Not to mention I think i was the only person at my prom who didn't know the stupid dance.
as for miley, that song is quite annoying but i do like her other song See You Again. Also she looks like an ugly beaver on hanna montana but on that vid she actaully looks good ;p
holy shit that Beyonce song is bad.... it's almost unbelievable. The jonas brothers were pretty horrific as well. Do people actually listen to them? I had heard of them but never heard their music until now and it was unlistenable. The other songs were also pretty bad. What happened to snoop dogg? In the 90s he could actually make good music, but now it is just bad. There is one thing I noticed in common with all those songs, the videos were equally as bad.
How can people that listen to Jazz be in the lower region of SAT scores? Jazz is complex and has unusual time signatures, it doesn't appeal to simple people.
You know, if you are all so concerned about how people listen to top 40 music but the only way you can express your frustration is saying "everyone who made music between the John Lennon and Ben Gibbard sucks" you could always go to a record store and ask someone to tell you what is cool. As it turns out, there are other people who have managed to record music then the people who are at the top of the charts.
Someone tell me what five songs they do like. And don't get so worked up lol.
I don't see the band i listen to in my car for the past year because I've been too lazy to swap out the cd.
The Distillers
Also i see 1436 and judging by the band dates this is recent man these people suck dick. Apparently they can't even do the simple 1900+ which is crappy
On February 28 2009 12:42 Osmoses wrote: Man I love hate =) I know exactly how you feel, some songs just makes you want to bite someone over the eyes.
When I was doing my internship in high school there was this swedish group (I think, nothing could be this bad without being indigenous) called Venga Boys that has just gotten a hit single. Every single day, probably a hundred times every hour the fuckwads at the radio would play it.
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM SO WE CAN BE TOGETHER FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER jesus I wanted to castrate myself just so I could throw my shriveled testicles at that fucking clusterfuck of failed artistry that had somehow clawed itself out of the putrid obscurity it goddamn well deserved
HOLY SHIT, THEY WERE SWEDISH?
SWEDEN HAS SOME FUCKING BIG THINGS TO EXPLAIN/APOLOGISE TO THE WORLD FOR.
How can people that listen to Jazz be in the lower region of SAT scores? Jazz is complex and has unusual time signatures, it doesn't appeal to simple people.
Sweet, now I have to be Maddox to have an opinion. I am glad I didn't include my dislike of U2, while I think they are overrated, they are not entirely bad.
On February 28 2009 11:24 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote: 4. Miley Cyrus - 7 Things Parents need to stop blaming one premadonna for their children being whores.
Oh my lord, I just noticed this word. RebirthofL, I'd already noticed that you had a way with words, but this...this is freaking brilliant! Best pun I've seen in my life; no exaggeration. My hat is off to you, Sir.
On February 28 2009 11:24 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote: I am just surprised there was no "Crank Dat Ambiguously Gay Duo" Where a bunch of assholes ran around having gay sex with each other.
Greatest line ever. LOL I agree on every single one of them. Another song i absolutely despise is "The Climb" by Miley Cyrus. And it plays on the radio every fucking second.
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