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Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
February 16 2009 14:37 GMT
#41
On February 16 2009 18:19 NeverGG wrote:
I can't say I do, no.

Hahahahahaha.
Marradron
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Netherlands1586 Posts
February 16 2009 14:40 GMT
#42
............ i took him seriously till i read the part of passing out
arcticStorm
Profile Joined January 2009
United States295 Posts
February 16 2009 15:29 GMT
#43
Incidentally, I was getting a suit at JC Penny and I saw they offered crotch adjustments for $15.00... lol.
This statement is a lie.
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5464 Posts
February 16 2009 15:30 GMT
#44
On February 16 2009 18:19 NeverGG wrote:
I can't say I do, no.

You saved a troubled blog.
Never to the rescue once again.
[formerly sponsored by the artist formerly known as Gene]
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
February 16 2009 15:40 GMT
#45
Yea my dick touches the water in my toilet when I take a shit
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
February 16 2009 16:20 GMT
#46
On February 16 2009 23:30 Chef wrote:
[image loading]

Poll: How big are you?
(Vote): Roughly the size of the Sun
(Vote): 5-6 inches (the average)
(Vote): At least twice as big as the universe
(Vote): 13-20 inches yeah the teens dig it
+ Show Spoiler +
More data?


You forgot
Hi.
Draconizard
Profile Joined October 2008
628 Posts
February 16 2009 16:28 GMT
#47
The original thread was terrible (made by a poster who consistently posts garbage). Why would you want to follow in his footsteps?
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-16 16:39:25
February 16 2009 16:38 GMT
#48
On February 17 2009 01:28 Draconizard wrote:
The original thread was terrible (made by a poster who consistently posts garbage). Why would you want to follow in his footsteps?

what did you say?

whats garbage for you boy? if the only thing i posted was

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i would understand your shitty point.

edit: dont talk crap about others because others will talk crap about you and fuck, im good at that.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
February 16 2009 16:46 GMT
#49
Hahaha what a ridiculous thread. People don't realize the danger of being associated with penis-related references until it's too late! Just look at the wet dick thread.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
February 16 2009 17:01 GMT
#50
micronesia is right,

besides many people will come out of these threads injured as they don't know Inc.'s dick has a tendency to bolt out of his pants at random times/intervals during the day...

others have posted testimonies that they have tripped on theirs and broken their faces.

i myself have a problem when trying not to flush mine down the toilet.
Foreplay
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1154 Posts
February 16 2009 17:04 GMT
#51
my dick eventully wears a hole through my jeans so its all good once that happens.
Better than Pokebunny
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
February 16 2009 17:13 GMT
#52
How do you trip over a dick...
StylishVODs
Profile Joined December 2005
Sweden5331 Posts
February 16 2009 18:36 GMT
#53
I hate how you're always nagging about it on ventrilo.
NO ONE CARES IF YOU'RE HALF ELEFANT!!
According to Reach, he is the fastest learner he has ever seen. He start bw only like 2/3 years ago. Infact, his bw history knowledge is so limited, he didn't even know what the map Guillotine was.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
February 16 2009 19:43 GMT
#54
On February 17 2009 03:36 AnOth3rDAy wrote:
I hate how you're always nagging about it on ventrilo.
NO ONE CARES IF YOU'RE HALF ELEFANT!!


so.... my pants... they are too small...
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
February 16 2009 19:48 GMT
#55
[image loading]
UNFUCK YOURSELF
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7579 Posts
February 16 2009 20:02 GMT
#56
On February 17 2009 04:48 404.Nitrogen wrote:
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Thank god.


That is your best post to date ..
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
February 16 2009 20:33 GMT
#57
On February 16 2009 18:33 Smix wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 16 2009 18:19 NeverGG wrote:
I can't say I do, no.


Same. =l

-Smix.


But its not b/c I have a vagina.

-BuGz
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
February 16 2009 20:41 GMT
#58
I'm sorry, but Raptor's thread was so much better.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
February 16 2009 21:03 GMT
#59
On February 17 2009 05:02 AttackZerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 17 2009 04:48 404.Nitrogen wrote:
[image loading]



Thank god.


That is your best post to date ..


i can't decide whether that is a good thing or a bad thing
UNFUCK YOURSELF
404.Nintu
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1723 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-16 21:19:22
February 16 2009 21:19 GMT
#60
Hahahaha. Great posts by some people, notably nitrogen and nevergg. I'm officially laughing my ass off.
"So, then did the American yum-yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
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