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404.Nintu
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1723 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-16 09:53:56
February 16 2009 09:15 GMT
#1
Do you guys ever get it where your pants are way too small and your penis feels uncomfortable? The pants are technically the right size for me, but there's not enough room in the groin area.

I messaged the guy who made the wet dick thread about speciality pants from africa but he didn't answer me.

My friends always made fun of me growing up for this. "Small pants! Small pants!" etc..

Also, when I get an erection, I get very dizzy and sometimes pass out.

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Inspiration:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=86539


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"So, then did the American yum-yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
February 16 2009 09:17 GMT
#2
Hire a small boy to carry it around for you.
No I'm never serious.
404.Nintu
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1723 Posts
February 16 2009 09:18 GMT
#3
On February 16 2009 18:17 Nytefish wrote:
Hire a small boy to carry it around for you.

you're just being silly.
"So, then did the American yum-yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
February 16 2009 09:19 GMT
#4
I can't say I do, no.
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
February 16 2009 09:25 GMT
#5
On February 16 2009 18:19 NeverGG wrote:
I can't say I do, no.


lol!
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
DREAM-JOY
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Australia53 Posts
February 16 2009 09:28 GMT
#6
When my boxer's ride up I get that. But I wear pretty baggy pants, and usually no pants around home. So I guess i'm fine with that. But yeah, its just that feeling that comes so suddenly, like oh snap my balls are being crushed.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
February 16 2009 09:30 GMT
#7
there are brands like DNKY where the distance b/w the belt and crotch is shorter than most designs.
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
February 16 2009 09:33 GMT
#8
Wear a kilt.
Do you really want chat rooms?
Smix *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States4549 Posts
February 16 2009 09:33 GMT
#9
On February 16 2009 18:19 NeverGG wrote:
I can't say I do, no.


Same. =l

-Smix.
TranslatorBe an Optimist Prime, Not a Negatron // twitter @smixity
Logann
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada80 Posts
February 16 2009 09:37 GMT
#10
you sir are disgusting
Mr.Maestro
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7465 Posts
February 16 2009 09:41 GMT
#11
Yes I have a pair of True Religions that I bought that look fucking sick , but after like 5-6 hours my balls, not cock, start to feel ackward, not really hurt, just not free. I learned to wear them a little lower, if they are designer jeans try that.

Or take your giant dick to so.cal and make movies ....
hymn
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Bulgaria832 Posts
February 16 2009 09:49 GMT
#12
On February 16 2009 18:15 404.Nintu wrote:
Do you guys ever get it where your pants are way too small and your penis feels uncomfortable?

No, only the balls sometimes.


On February 16 2009 18:15 404.Nintu wrote:Also, when I get an erection, I get very dizzy and sometimes pass out.

You should go and do a clip at Teens like it big so we here can marvel at your 30 cm dick
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
404.Nintu
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1723 Posts
February 16 2009 09:51 GMT
#13
Also, I was to be circumcised but they said it would "Take too long".

Also, I'm afraid to have sex with my girlfriend because I don't want to hurt somebody I love.

Also, if I sleep on my stomach, I'll wake up suspended in midair.
"So, then did the American yum-yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
February 16 2009 10:09 GMT
#14
wear a kilt
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
February 16 2009 10:23 GMT
#15
On February 16 2009 18:51 404.Nintu wrote:
Also, I was to be circumcised but they said it would "Take too long".

Also, I'm afraid to have sex with my girlfriend because I don't want to hurt somebody I love.

Also, if I sleep on my stomach, I'll wake up suspended in midair.


XDXD Your the same Nintu that does FPVODS right? If so, moar!
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
MeriaDoKk
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Chile1726 Posts
February 16 2009 10:23 GMT
#16
Lame
404.Nintu
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1723 Posts
February 16 2009 10:34 GMT
#17
On February 16 2009 19:23 Spenguin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 16 2009 18:51 404.Nintu wrote:
Also, I was to be circumcised but they said it would "Take too long".

Also, I'm afraid to have sex with my girlfriend because I don't want to hurt somebody I love.

Also, if I sleep on my stomach, I'll wake up suspended in midair.


XDXD Your the same Nintu that does FPVODS right? If so, moar!

rofl. yes I am. And You don't need me, you have Stylish. He's better than me. =)
"So, then did the American yum-yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
February 16 2009 11:10 GMT
#18
On February 16 2009 18:51 404.Nintu wrote:
Also, I was to be circumcised but they said it would "Take too long".

Also, I'm afraid to have sex with my girlfriend because I don't want to hurt somebody I love.

Also, if I sleep on my stomach, I'll wake up suspended in midair.


LOL
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Xstatic
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States765 Posts
February 16 2009 11:12 GMT
#19
My troll radar just blew up. :D Roflol too funny XD
Snow - Protoss the way it was meant to be, one mindgame at a time ^^
NotSupporting
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden1998 Posts
February 16 2009 11:14 GMT
#20
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