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emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
February 16 2009 11:15 GMT
#21
On February 16 2009 18:33 Smix wrote:
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On February 16 2009 18:19 NeverGG wrote:
I can't say I do, no.


Same. =l

-Smix.


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Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
February 16 2009 11:32 GMT
#22
Hahaha Nintu your troll posts are way better than mine
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
404.Nintu
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1723 Posts
February 16 2009 11:33 GMT
#23
On February 16 2009 20:32 Zoler wrote:
Hahaha Nintu your troll posts are way better than mine

I think I just try harder. <3
"So, then did the American yum-yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22212 Posts
February 16 2009 11:43 GMT
#24
We need mspaint pictures, NOW
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
February 16 2009 11:43 GMT
#25
On February 16 2009 18:15 404.Nintu wrote:
Do you guys ever get it where your pants are way too small and your penis feels uncomfortable? The pants are technically the right size for me, but there's not enough room in the groin area.

I messaged the guy who made the wet dick thread about speciality pants from africa but he didn't answer me.

My friends always made fun of me growing up for this. "Small pants! Small pants!" etc..

Also, when I get an erection, I get very dizzy and sometimes pass out.

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Inspiration:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=86539

wear looser pants dude.
Scaramanga
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia8093 Posts
February 16 2009 11:49 GMT
#26
On February 16 2009 18:19 NeverGG wrote:
I can't say I do, no.

God never is there ever a second where your not sexual
-_-
Loda talked about the fun counter, it's AdmiralBulldog on his natures prophet
Urth
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States1256 Posts
February 16 2009 12:12 GMT
#27
omfg, I am w/ u op don't worry, it's like the pants are fine, perfect fit, and then in the groin it's like tight, and u are like damnit
BY.HERO FIGHTING!!!!
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
February 16 2009 12:27 GMT
#28
On February 16 2009 18:19 NeverGG wrote:
I can't say I do, no.

LOL
JudgeMathis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Cuba1286 Posts
February 16 2009 12:53 GMT
#29
Who wears pants so tight that their balls start to hurt? Around here we wear things kind of baggy, yet we still mass appeal on sexy. You sir, dress in the woman's department. =/
Benching 225 is light weight. Soy Cubano y Boricua!
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
February 16 2009 12:53 GMT
#30
what the fuck

1/5
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
February 16 2009 13:00 GMT
#31
On February 16 2009 19:34 404.Nintu wrote:
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On February 16 2009 19:23 Spenguin wrote:
On February 16 2009 18:51 404.Nintu wrote:
Also, I was to be circumcised but they said it would "Take too long".

Also, I'm afraid to have sex with my girlfriend because I don't want to hurt somebody I love.

Also, if I sleep on my stomach, I'll wake up suspended in midair.


XDXD Your the same Nintu that does FPVODS right? If so, moar!

rofl. yes I am. And You don't need me, you have Stylish. He's better than me. =)


But your more entertaining!
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
404.Nintu
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1723 Posts
February 16 2009 13:13 GMT
#32
On February 16 2009 22:00 Spenguin wrote:
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On February 16 2009 19:34 404.Nintu wrote:
On February 16 2009 19:23 Spenguin wrote:
On February 16 2009 18:51 404.Nintu wrote:
Also, I was to be circumcised but they said it would "Take too long".

Also, I'm afraid to have sex with my girlfriend because I don't want to hurt somebody I love.

Also, if I sleep on my stomach, I'll wake up suspended in midair.


XDXD Your the same Nintu that does FPVODS right? If so, moar!

rofl. yes I am. And You don't need me, you have Stylish. He's better than me. =)


But your more entertaining!

lol, thanks. I'll see about uploading more soon, I just can never be satisfied with my skill and always push myself to ladder or practice rather than making vods.

As for this thread. I'm surprised how many people take it seriously. Doesn't anyone remember the wet dick blog? That shit was 5/5.
"So, then did the American yum-yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
February 16 2009 13:19 GMT
#33
LOL When you get an erection, you should NEVER pass out lololol
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
February 16 2009 13:21 GMT
#34
LOL When you read such a ridiculous post you should NEVER assume they're serious.
No I'm never serious.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-16 13:30:39
February 16 2009 13:28 GMT
#35
...

edit: i was feeling like making a mspaint
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22212 Posts
February 16 2009 13:42 GMT
#36
And so you should!
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
February 16 2009 14:00 GMT
#37
On February 16 2009 22:21 Nytefish wrote:
LOL When you read such a ridiculous post you should NEVER assume they're serious.

huh? I thought nintu was serious....does this fall under the "sarcasm" category?
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
February 16 2009 14:16 GMT
#38
Self-esteem cannon, primed and operational.

Set sights: 99% of Team liquid forumers

Loading rounds...Trollbrag 4. cal ready

Fire (flame)
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-16 14:40:08
February 16 2009 14:26 GMT
#39


There was a time when threads like this would be closed for stupidity, now they receive pages of supportive responses.

With my 2,000th post, I yearn for the good old days.

Edit: Yay, muta!

Edit2: Although, I guess it is in blogs, so w/e. Please don't take this as a personal attack nintu.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-16 14:31:52
February 16 2009 14:30 GMT
#40
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