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Tonkerchen
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
680 Posts
January 27 2009 19:39 GMT
#1
Today I played a 40 minute ZvP.
And it was kinda weird so I decided to make a "battlereport".
Enjoy!

Attention! Many pictures!
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9Pool is morphing...

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I managed to invade his base with five lings...

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...but my micro was so horrible, I lost all lings and killed zero probes T_T

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I had some expansions and he got late FE nexus, so it was kinda equal. A bit later, he bursted out with some speed zealots.

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Cause four hatcheries and hydralisks I was able to defend his attack.

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I decided to try playing mass hydras + mutalisk who snipes the templars...

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... but this failed so hard again. Mutalisk are gonna gangbanged by three archons T.T

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Now I lost the control above the map, he could kill my expand easily.

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Again he killed it

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Meanwhile he killed it, he slapped some canons and a expand around. Scouting hydras came too late.

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...and again

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...and again

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...and again. God, I was so fucking pissed about this shit and my bad defence.

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Finally I bursted into his new base and killed his nexus.

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... AND AGAIN LOL

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He decided to attack with a small sized army. I was able to crush it easily, but as you see on the minimap he...

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...send another army to kill my expand AGAIN T.T

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Because he sacrificed two armies to kill a single expand, he had nothing to defend his base.

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Meanwhile I was destroying his base, he built some dark archons w00t.

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Gogo!

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...

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Broodlings yay!

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While my queens were waiting for enough mana, I harrased him a bit.

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21 kills yehaw! (although it's not that many...)

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Bloody...

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Wut?

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Nigga stole ma ultraz!

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Finally my queens were ready! Byebye templars.

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Storm the fort!

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Gogogogogo!

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No escape for you!

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zizi yO


****
The time is just an illusion... created by mankind... /// Lee Young Ho last Bonjwa on earth! /// «I'll... destroy everyone in 2009. Ok...? Thank you.» - Ma Jae Yoon - Maestro Of Zerg
Too_MuchZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Finland2818 Posts
January 27 2009 19:45 GMT
#2
overlord dt harass, pretty clever if you dont notice :D
Murlox
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France1699 Posts
January 27 2009 19:49 GMT
#3
Good report, enjoyed it, thanks for the effort.

Make more!
Resistance ain't futile
CDRdude
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States5625 Posts
January 27 2009 19:54 GMT
#4
My favorite part is the:

maxxtro[scm]: gg i have 5000
maxxtro[scm] has left the game

Was he trying to brag? Because he basically said "gg i have bad macro"
Force staff is the best item in the game.
Geo.Rion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
7377 Posts
January 27 2009 20:07 GMT
#5
really entertaining
"Protoss is a joke" Liquid`Jinro Okt.1. 2011
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
January 27 2009 20:11 GMT
#6
I don't understand the "gg i have 5000" part either.
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
January 27 2009 20:12 GMT
#7
Haha, fun game. GG he had 5000

...excuses for losing.
Chains none
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
January 27 2009 20:12 GMT
#8
He should have made goons and use the DAs to wall vs your ultra xD

Cute stuff though
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
January 27 2009 20:13 GMT
#9
On January 28 2009 05:12 LordWeird wrote:
Haha, fun game. GG he had 5000

...excuses for losing.


that guy was B- too, wtf, 5k minerals?
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
January 27 2009 20:16 GMT
#10
surprised you won because you kept losing hatcheries here and there lol.
Tonkerchen
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
680 Posts
January 27 2009 20:18 GMT
#11
Ye I was surprised too...
I think it was cause 3-3 lings and 3-3 hydra upgrades.
He had only 3 damage and 1 armor 1 shield at the end.
And lost his whole army every time he killed an expansion~~
The time is just an illusion... created by mankind... /// Lee Young Ho last Bonjwa on earth! /// «I'll... destroy everyone in 2009. Ok...? Thank you.» - Ma Jae Yoon - Maestro Of Zerg
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
January 27 2009 20:21 GMT
#12
On January 28 2009 05:13 anderoo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2009 05:12 LordWeird wrote:
Haha, fun game. GG he had 5000

...excuses for losing.


that guy was B- too, wtf, 5k minerals?

B-?? His forge expo was one of the worst I have ever seen.
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
January 27 2009 20:40 GMT
#13
lol at him typing out XD
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
January 27 2009 20:49 GMT
#14
On January 28 2009 04:54 CDRdude wrote:
My favorite part is the:

maxxtro[scm]: gg i have 5000
maxxtro[scm] has left the game

Was he trying to brag? Because he basically said "gg i have bad macro"


More like an excuse for losing.
At least he said gg and didn't throw out insults.
It's pretty annoying to lose a long game like that. :D
No I'm never serious.
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
January 27 2009 21:07 GMT
#15
On January 28 2009 05:21 Mastermind wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2009 05:13 anderoo wrote:
On January 28 2009 05:12 LordWeird wrote:
Haha, fun game. GG he had 5000

...excuses for losing.


that guy was B- too, wtf, 5k minerals?

B-?? His forge expo was one of the worst I have ever seen.


lol, yeah, it wasn't a "ling runby", it was an "oh shit lings showed up"

http://www.iccup.com/gamingprofile/maxxtro[scm].html

he's down to C+ but on his matchlist it shows he was B- beating other B- and there's the 40 minute PvZ on collo and everything
MasterZilla
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Sweden234 Posts
January 27 2009 21:08 GMT
#16
On January 28 2009 04:54 CDRdude wrote:
My favorite part is the:

maxxtro[scm]: gg i have 5000
maxxtro[scm] has left the game

Was he trying to brag? Because he basically said "gg i have bad macro"


Perhaps he was trying to bribe Tonkerchen so he would spare his life?
For Aiur! - If you reach for the stars and miss, you still might end up walking among the clouds.
StRyKeR
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
United States1739 Posts
January 27 2009 21:16 GMT
#17
I hear that all the time

gg I have 5k min 5k gas

unsaid afterphrase: "if I had used this money properly I woulda won ez son"
Ars longa, vita brevis, principia aeturna.
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
January 27 2009 21:31 GMT
#18
Maybe he should have upgraded with all that money.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
January 27 2009 21:31 GMT
#19
On January 28 2009 06:16 StRyKeR wrote:
I hear that all the time

gg I have 5k min 5k gas

unsaid afterphrase: "if I had used this money properly I woulda won ez son"

I *say* that all the time, haha. Such a painful fact, oh well.
ZidaneTribal
Profile Joined September 2007
United States2800 Posts
January 27 2009 22:08 GMT
#20
lol u lost ur hatchery more times than stork + yellow got second
fuck lag
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