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nimysa
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States383 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-26 01:21:36
January 26 2009 01:18 GMT
#1
We all know who Moltkewarding is, and we all know about the amazing posts that he makes. The truth is that Moltkewarding is an enigmatic ninja, we don't much about him and he silently strikes in political topics and topics that we think, wouldn't interest Moltkewarding in any shape or form. Another truth about Moltkewarding is that you can never get enough of him, and when you can never get enough of him, he just disappears. So i've decided to create a blog post with the best of Moltkewarding posts in recent and old threads, I can't find a search feature in Tl.net that specifically points out certain posts made by certain users or all the posts made by a user; so I'm going look for them in individual threads and make a compilation. In the meanwhile, post you're favorite Moltkewarding posts or threads.


I'm going to update this with his posts as I search for more of his material.

**
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
January 26 2009 01:23 GMT
#2
That's nice.
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
January 26 2009 01:23 GMT
#3
You can find his posts by using this search, albeit not presented in any coherent order.
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
January 26 2009 01:40 GMT
#4
Motke is some sort of Ignatius J.Reilly. We are all his dunces.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
January 26 2009 01:40 GMT
#5
On January 06 2009 09:40 MoltkeWarding wrote:
I applied for UWO, Toronto, McMaster, Waterloo, and Queen's. I was accepted to all of them; here was my reasoning:

UWO- Too close to home
McMaster- No one likes Hamilton
Waterloo- Too many nerds, too many Asians (pros: strong German department)
Toronto- Anonymity in a metropolis
Queen's- Strong academic reputation in the humanities, and correspondingly small Asian population

All I can say from my Queen's experience is- community spirit is a bad thing. Don't live on campus.

No one likes Hamilton.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Duke
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1106 Posts
January 26 2009 02:41 GMT
#6
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=24964

this thread entertained me
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
January 26 2009 02:51 GMT
#7

On January 06 2009 09:40 MoltkeWarding wrote:
I applied for UWO, Toronto, McMaster, Waterloo, and Queen's. I was accepted to all of them; here was my reasoning:

UWO- Too close to home
McMaster- No one likes Hamilton
Waterloo- Too many nerds, too many Asians (pros: strong German department)
Toronto- Anonymity in a metropolis
Queen's- Strong academic reputation in the humanities, and correspondingly small Asian population

All I can say from my Queen's experience is- community spirit is a bad thing. Don't live on campus.



so typical, lol
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
January 26 2009 03:07 GMT
#8
On January 26 2009 11:51 Cambium wrote:

Show nested quote +
On January 06 2009 09:40 MoltkeWarding wrote:
I applied for UWO, Toronto, McMaster, Waterloo, and Queen's. I was accepted to all of them; here was my reasoning:

UWO- Too close to home
McMaster- No one likes Hamilton
Waterloo- Too many nerds, too many Asians (pros: strong German department)
Toronto- Anonymity in a metropolis
Queen's- Strong academic reputation in the humanities, and correspondingly small Asian population

All I can say from my Queen's experience is- community spirit is a bad thing. Don't live on campus.



so typical, lol

wait isnt Moltke asian himself? lol
eSTRO for life | #2 Sea.Really fan! | #1 GosI[Flying] fan! | Clide - best SC2 terran!
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
January 26 2009 03:15 GMT
#9
On January 26 2009 12:07 KizZBG wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 26 2009 11:51 Cambium wrote:

On January 06 2009 09:40 MoltkeWarding wrote:
I applied for UWO, Toronto, McMaster, Waterloo, and Queen's. I was accepted to all of them; here was my reasoning:

UWO- Too close to home
McMaster- No one likes Hamilton
Waterloo- Too many nerds, too many Asians (pros: strong German department)
Toronto- Anonymity in a metropolis
Queen's- Strong academic reputation in the humanities, and correspondingly small Asian population

All I can say from my Queen's experience is- community spirit is a bad thing. Don't live on campus.



so typical, lol

wait isnt Moltke asian himself? lol

Yep, but he doesn't wanna be
azndsh
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4447 Posts
January 26 2009 03:22 GMT
#10
moltke was born in hefei, china

he is a traitor to his people
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
January 26 2009 03:52 GMT
#11
bookmarked for near future
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-26 05:44:09
January 26 2009 04:46 GMT
#12
On April 18 2008 07:35 MoltkeWarding wrote:
Completely wrong. A mutalisk's primary attack is so weak that it takes five hits to kill an unarmed terran civilian. Its defenses are so weak that it can be brought down by depleted uranium shells, the same as those used by the US army. I'd like to see anyone bring down a F-16 with infantry weapons.

In a verses match we take evidence, not conjecture into account. We cannot assume that wraiths are more powerful than F-16s merely because they exist several hundred years into the future. The only admissible evidence is what is canonical: primary source being the game, and secondly any fiction.

Thus far we have seen Terran technology to be a mixed bag; while using some futuristic technology such as cloaking, it is also incredibly backward in many ways (the vertically shaped, double-barrelled, short-barrelled siege tank for instance, is a poor pre-WW2 armour design which could easily be outgunned by a Panther or T-34-85.

All evidence suggests that the mutalisk is incapable of out-fighting a 4th generation fighter, when it is outranged by infantry and has a much more difficult time doing damage to a supply depot, for instance, than a F-16 would in a ground attack role.

From F16 Fighter vs. Mutalisk
In one of those periodic "post hot girls" threads, Moltke wrote:
The point is none of these women are marriable.

Pictures don't tell much about how attractive someone really is.

How can you know whether you're attracted to a person or not until you know

-Their religion, and respective piety
-Their family and family history
-Their socio-economic class
-Their artistic and literary talents
-Their sensitivity, romanticism and sentimentalism
-Their patriotism, provincialism, and rootedness in their native culture
-Their cooking, cleaning and other domestic abilities
-Their mental and emotional stability
-Their historical attitude and preferences regarding bourgeois family life
-Their racial origins (if not already clear)
-Their feminine virtues (virginity, modesty, etc)

The above listed constitute 95% of the qualifications for any marriable and therefore attractive girl
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
January 26 2009 05:57 GMT
#13
moltke in on my msn and i talk to him like once every 3-4 months
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
January 26 2009 07:02 GMT
#14
Who is the picture of in his profile?
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19130 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-26 13:34:44
January 26 2009 13:29 GMT
#15
There are rumours and whispers in the dark about an already existing secret cache of everything funny or constructive ever produced on TL or IRC by Herr Moltke.

Ah what a quest that would be to uncover it, the number of posts required, the quality of posts almost beyond human capability!

Muhahahahaha.

Just kidding there is no such thing.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
January 26 2009 15:15 GMT
#16
It's true though, lol. Waterloo is basically all Asian, and almost all the white guys are nerds.

The campus is fucking atrocious anyways.
kdog3683
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States916 Posts
January 27 2009 05:54 GMT
#17
On January 26 2009 12:52 food wrote:
bookmarked for near future



Multiply your efforts.
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-27 07:20:14
January 27 2009 07:17 GMT
#18
SIRL kdog u have no shame

Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-27 22:02:11
January 27 2009 21:59 GMT
#19
Failed joke? from the worst word for sex thread.

On January 27 2009 08:58 Manit0u wrote:
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On January 27 2009 07:57 CharlieMurphy wrote:
On January 27 2009 03:36 Nyovne wrote:
On January 27 2009 02:28 MoltkeWarding wrote:
Exchange of bodily fluids, which is how I've always thought of the subject.

WHY SO SERIOUS

Does Moltke actually make jokes?


He fails at it. But he gets 5 points for trying.

..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
January 28 2009 07:46 GMT
#20
moltke gets the same treatment as conservative black people, "RACE TRAITOR" lol <-- dismissive
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
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