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A really good ban #2

Blogs > Patriot.dlk
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Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-10 14:42:23
January 10 2009 14:21 GMT
#1
I am trying a new format this time. Top three closed threads and the winner contains the ban


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Third place: Become an cyborg?

Creator banned: No
Closed by: Plexa

Haha I really liked this one..How can you make a thread like that having no imagination whatsoever to write up any fun details to the scenario (like these + Show Spoiler +
The how many five year old threads
)

I thought the reply's was really catchy somehow like how nobody could understand how someone can make a topic that bad..

you really cant op like this in general ish0wstopper



Not even a poll? Just a line?

My answer: No, being human owns LordWeird



And as Plexa implied it's so obviously below the standard of something you would ever want to talk about in a thread and that's why it made top three.


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Second Place: Help Support my dad
Closed by: Kennigit

I looved this one haha. Not only does LordWeird make one of his disbelief-over-how-bad-the-thread-is comment this time aswell + Show Spoiler +
Not even a poll? aswell C'mon, buddy. CMON LordWeird

but also, Kennigit decided on moving it at first but then he probably just couldn't bare it so it got closed..

Then hours later Hot_Bid found it and just as everyone else who has commented it so far he lashes out in disbelief:
Seriously, what the hell? Hot_Bid



and yeah..That was just lame as promotion.. You have to bake stuff like that into a blog or just do a way better writeup. But still, The calendars might be great so this way a few more people will get to see your thread! hurray everyone is a winner on my shift...okey moving on.


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And now the winner of this contest and the really good ban is about to be presented to you! Note that the winning thread was a huge funny spoiler

LOL

biggest spoiler thread i've ever seen in my time @TL.net.

seriously. a whole sentence describing what happened as thread title.... wow MasterReY



if the title were in all caps this would be the best thread EVAR! poilord




(see harmless information below).

[DISCLAIMER]The original title was spoiling results from the OSL Ro36 Group H. If you don't mind being spoiled or know the results you can click this spoiler to see the original title + Show Spoiler +
Bisu lost in Batoo OSL against Hero


So for everyone who can stand being spoiled or already knows: I'm a retard and love spoiling results in thread titles

bitchaRd[raGe] was just temp banned for 2 weeks by Carnac.

That account was created on 2008-08-08 04:59:40 and had 79 posts.

Reason: Almost malicions spoiling of surprising, recent match results in a thread titles made me look at your posting history and it's terrible. You now have 2 weeks to think about ways to clean up your act, use them wisely.

Naturally he got banned and it was a really good ban aswell! Carnac even thought about it and checked his other posts before deciding..

A really good ban #1

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Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
January 10 2009 14:34 GMT
#2
Close but no Cigar

Is this Ethical?

You need to work on your character if you try to justify maphack but because there's no flaming it's just a little sad somehow + Show Spoiler +
but still funny
DownMaxX
Profile Joined August 2008
Canada1311 Posts
January 10 2009 14:52 GMT
#3
Haha, the hacking-justification is the best.
parasite
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5464 Posts
January 10 2009 15:03 GMT
#4
If you look at the "Help Support My Dad" thread and actually click his link (NSFW btw), on the bottom it says "due to popularity may take upto 3 weeks to ship". By the way, that is how "upto" is spelled, too.
And I think I can take 25 kids on before getting knocked out.
[formerly sponsored by the artist formerly known as Gene]
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
January 10 2009 15:08 GMT
#5
You might need to update this blog if fakesteve reopens the "help my dad" thread.
Do you really want chat rooms?
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
January 10 2009 15:35 GMT
#6
Hahaha. Keep up the good work Patriot
Chains none
LTT
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Shakuras1095 Posts
January 10 2009 15:48 GMT
#7
No mention of the guy who proudly announced that JF was dead?
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
January 10 2009 16:55 GMT
#8
Yep, one line opening threads are getting quite annoying.
Brood War loyalist
tdotkrayz
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States136 Posts
January 10 2009 17:06 GMT
#9
WTF Why is my post on this?
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5464 Posts
January 10 2009 18:51 GMT
#10
haha.

Reading this post lead me to this:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=85394

Which in turn led me to this:
http://teamliquidgossip.blogspot.com/

Which in turn led me to this:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=76842

That was some of the funniest crap ever.
[formerly sponsored by the artist formerly known as Gene]
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
January 10 2009 19:24 GMT
#11
omg that rpf thread is fucking epic.
thank you so much for sharing, a pretty good laugh =)
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
January 10 2009 20:40 GMT
#12
ahahahahahahahahaaahahahaahahahahaha

+ Show Spoiler +
haha
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
January 10 2009 20:49 GMT
#13
lol
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
January 10 2009 21:14 GMT
#14
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