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Worst new year ever

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niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-02 00:16:27
January 01 2009 23:57 GMT
#1
Didn feel like planning anything at all, knowing I'll eventually find a place to go and have at least a decent fun time, like I always did.

So me and 2 friends end up in a club that's like 15 minute drive. I was there for new year's about 3-4 years ago, and it was ok.

This time tho, it felt like shit. I wasn't interested in being there at all. The average age was like 17 and I'm 21.
Being there made me realize why I quit going to clubs, it's fucking disgusting to me now..

Spent most of the night being a wingman for my boys, as I wasn't interested in those underage girls. There was a group of people a bit older than me, like 23 I'd say, with a girl that caught my eye, but she was with a boyfriend.

The time passed, I'm drunk as fuck, then a friend of mine from elementary school shows up, we hang around a bit and and her little sister who is 17 is constantly around.

My friend then goes back to her friends, and the little sister starts her thing. She walks by me all the time, throws in a hug now and again, buys me a drink, pecks me on a cheek (lol) a few times. She was ok, and if her sister (my friend) wasn't there, I'd go for it coz it was a lame night.
So, one time she hugs me again, and we exchange a few words, and the sister-friend comes with a WTF-kind of face expression, and says to me something like "she's underage".

I decided to drop it then lol.

Half of the night I don't remember most likely coz there was nothing to remember, but that was the good highlight of the night, so you know how bad it was.

Here comes the bad highlight:
We decide to go home at like 5-6 AM coz it's not fun, so we go get our jackets, and start walking to the car. We start walk across the parkin lot, and this car which is exiting the parking lot is going straight at us.
We stop, but as I was annoyed by this guy not letting us, the pedestrians, walk across in peace, I punch the car as a sign of protest. It wasn't a big punch, but the guy heard it.
Next thing you see are the brake lights, the car stops, and out comes the guy who was a bouncer there LOL.

I'm like totally wasted and next thing I know me and my friends are talking about how he hit us.
We're all pretty drunk so we're all talking our own bullshit, my friend says how I fell right down as he hit me, and then brags how he got hit 2 times while defending me and he didn't fall. I keep asking "did the fucker seriously hit me in the nuts?" coz besides the obvious swollen lips, my nuts fuckin hurt.

My other friend wasn't involved in the fight even tho he was right beside us so that didn make much sense.

I'm told that I hit my head bad as I fell down, and I puke as I get home. Concussion crossed my mind, but I figured it's 99% coz of alcohol.

This was like 19hours ago, and my nuts still hurt, tho not really intensely.

With my lips swollen, I look like fuckin KTF Flash.

EDIT:
Oh and, to this topic, I'm pretty sure my answer is No.

**
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
January 02 2009 00:03 GMT
#2
On January 02 2009 08:57 niteReloaded wrote:

With my lips swollen, I look like fuckin KTF Flash.


LOL, you have my sympathy.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
January 02 2009 00:07 GMT
#3
loooooool, now i dont feel as bad for working 16 hours from 3pm-7am through new years.
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
January 02 2009 00:08 GMT
#4
Damn.......
Better luck next New Year's, I guess.
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
Chanted
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway1001 Posts
January 02 2009 00:16 GMT
#5
sucks to be you man, next year, come back with black belt in something, and kick the bouncers ass I know this will hurt to hear, but hook up with the right girl (not somebodys girlfriend, sister etc) is a safe way home, and happy ending could also occur ^^
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
January 02 2009 00:19 GMT
#6
Damn, bad luck mate...

lol @ the bouncer hitting you in the balls
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6430 Posts
January 02 2009 00:21 GMT
#7
lol that sounds more exciting than my new year
Guss
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Sweden712 Posts
January 02 2009 00:26 GMT
#8
my new years eve consisted of drinking so much i cant remember shit, people telling me how drunk i was and then for no reason i started crying. GG no re
Bisu[Shield] FIGHTING!
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
January 02 2009 00:28 GMT
#9
I can smell the cash from all the way here Snet. 16 hours, on a new years eve. Ship it!

Btw, I'm not really mad or anything, more like disappointed for being too drunk to even fight properly. Nothing personal against the bouncer also, I was being a dick by hitting the car, I'd buy the guy a drink if I met him tomorrow.

On a second thought, the fucker hit me in the balls, fuck you!

Seriously, ball kicking should be only allowed to women, because they don't know what they're doing.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
January 02 2009 00:42 GMT
#10
On January 02 2009 09:26 Guss wrote:
my new years eve consisted of drinking so much i cant remember shit, people telling me how drunk i was and then for no reason i started crying. GG no re

there is nothing worse then the dude who cries at a party lol
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
January 02 2009 00:57 GMT
#11
Guss, there's no such thing as no reason.
The sooner you resolve the issue, the sooner your life gets better.
naonao
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States847 Posts
January 02 2009 00:58 GMT
#12
On January 02 2009 08:57 niteReloaded wrote:
EDIT:
Oh and, to this topic, I'm pretty sure my answer is No.

lol
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
January 02 2009 01:19 GMT
#13
you shit i spent new year's eve getting stood up and then flaked out on (two seperate things) no you did not have the worst new year's ever i did i probably sound like an ass and will get deservedly reprimanded for this post but who cares fuck you.
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-02 01:31:52
January 02 2009 01:31 GMT
#14
i guess u got what u deserved

edit: its hard to sarge with swollen balls
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
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