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Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
December 01 2008 06:31 GMT
#1
ok so i LOVE the elliptical machine. i go for like 60-90 minutes every time i use it. it feels fucking AMAZING

however, it makes my asshole sore and raw. i have NO clue how to stop this, save for holding my buttcheeks apart while i'm doing this. anyone had anything similar happen? advice? thoughts?

god DAMN i love doing it so much i'll never give it up but SHIT its painful :[

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Whenever I encounter some little hitch, or some of my orbs get out of orbit, nothing pleases me so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. www.day9.tv
Kwidowmaker
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada978 Posts
December 01 2008 06:37 GMT
#2
Maybe a moist sponge jammed between the cheeks and up against the asshole so that no rubbing occurs?
Kk.
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
December 01 2008 06:37 GMT
#3
maybe you have a bad posture when your moving your legs? get a mirror behind you and check to see if your ass is flying in all sorts of directions and try to stop if you do i guess

i used to use that thing, and the stepper machine all the time when i went to the gym

do you get sore quads or anything or just ass? maybe you have underdeveloped thighs and your butt is taking the load?? no idea sorry
HEY MEYT
Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
December 01 2008 06:39 GMT
#4
On December 01 2008 15:37 JohnColtrane wrote:
maybe you have a bad posture when your moving your legs? get a mirror behind you and check to see if your ass is flying in all sorts of directions and try to stop if you do i guess

i used to use that thing, and the stepper machine all the time when i went to the gym

do you get sore quads or anything or just ass? maybe you have underdeveloped thighs and your butt is taking the load?? no idea sorry


youre misreading

its not a muscle pain. my ASSHOLE is sore. like if you were on a car trip for 1500 miles w/ no AC and no stopping wearing the same pair of boxers you wore yesterday sort of sore ass. like after you've had diarrhea for a week and your anus gets all dry. i get THAT
Whenever I encounter some little hitch, or some of my orbs get out of orbit, nothing pleases me so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. www.day9.tv
Kwidowmaker
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada978 Posts
December 01 2008 06:41 GMT
#5
MOIST SPONGE!
Kk.
SilverskY
Profile Joined September 2008
Korea (South)3086 Posts
December 01 2008 06:42 GMT
#6
LMFAOFMALFO omg perhaps the immense friction between your asscheeks is causing this very odd situation
Graphics
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
December 01 2008 06:42 GMT
#7
did you lock the door when you were asleep?
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
December 01 2008 06:43 GMT
#8
So a son came home after his first time having sex. He told his dad and his dad, all happy, grabbed two cans of beers. The dad then asked "How was it? If you have any questions, ask me" and the son asked "How long will by butt hurt for?"

XDDDDDDDDD
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fonger
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United Kingdom1218 Posts
December 01 2008 06:51 GMT
#9
On December 01 2008 15:31 Day[9] wrote:
ok so i LOVE the elliptical machine. i go for like 60-90 minutes every time i use it. it feels fucking AMAZING

however, it makes my asshole sore and raw. i have NO clue how to stop this, save for holding my buttcheeks apart while i'm doing this. anyone had anything similar happen? advice? thoughts?

god DAMN i love doing it so much i'll never give it up but SHIT its painful :[

Man, maybe I'm the only one who's never heard of this "elliptical machine" before, but to me that was brilliantly vague.
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
December 01 2008 06:51 GMT
#10
then the dad drank the two cans of beer himself...
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
December 01 2008 07:03 GMT
#11
Sorry I don't quite know, but I'll give you some advice:

Stay away from Falcynn.
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
December 01 2008 07:15 GMT
#12
Must be something with your form, I do elliptical shit like an hour a day everyday and from being a total noob to it have never ever had any pains resulting from it, especially not a raw asshole
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
powa
Profile Joined July 2008
United States58 Posts
December 01 2008 07:19 GMT
#13
damn fireass always comes when i eat them jalapenos
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
December 01 2008 07:22 GMT
#14
On December 01 2008 15:51 fonger wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 01 2008 15:31 Day[9] wrote:
ok so i LOVE the elliptical machine. i go for like 60-90 minutes every time i use it. it feels fucking AMAZING

however, it makes my asshole sore and raw. i have NO clue how to stop this, save for holding my buttcheeks apart while i'm doing this. anyone had anything similar happen? advice? thoughts?

god DAMN i love doing it so much i'll never give it up but SHIT its painful :[

Man, maybe I'm the only one who's never heard of this "elliptical machine" before, but to me that was brilliantly vague.


think of that round vehicle they had in that one southpark episode.
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
December 01 2008 07:30 GMT
#15
I think you should talk to a doctor. or someone who works at the gym. Or the guy that keeps sneaking into your bedroom while you sleep
Kwidowmaker
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada978 Posts
December 01 2008 07:32 GMT
#16
Guys quit with the gay jokes. This is can obviously be solved with a moist sponge.
Kk.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
December 01 2008 07:34 GMT
#17
lol what the fuck? get some sort of gym shorts with inner elastic lining and attempt to give yourself a huge wedgie to prevent the friction? i don't know
why so 진지해?
404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
December 01 2008 07:34 GMT
#18
Astroglide.
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
December 01 2008 07:39 GMT
#19
i know EXACTLY what you are experiencing and the only solution is baby powder before workout and Under Armour
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
December 01 2008 07:44 GMT
#20
What Kennigit said is rite
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ATeddyBear
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Canada2843 Posts
December 01 2008 07:44 GMT
#21
have you been working out with Falcynn?
Professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
December 01 2008 08:15 GMT
#22
On December 01 2008 16:34 Rekrul wrote:
lol what the fuck? get some sort of gym shorts with inner elastic lining and attempt to give yourself a huge wedgie to prevent the friction? i don't know


boy that sounds comfortable
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
December 01 2008 08:16 GMT
#23
might as well told him to wear a thong then loool
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
December 01 2008 08:17 GMT
#24
hahahah would u rather want 1 hour of discomfort or a burning asshole all day?
why so 진지해?
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36399 Posts
December 01 2008 08:43 GMT
#25
buttplug
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Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
December 01 2008 09:16 GMT
#26
great blog! 5/5
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
b3tty
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada216 Posts
December 01 2008 09:21 GMT
#27
you gotta get rid of the hair in your ass crack.
Centric
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1989 Posts
December 01 2008 09:46 GMT
#28
On December 01 2008 16:44 ATeddyBear wrote:
have you been working out with Falcynn?

LOL.
Super serious.
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-01 10:07:23
December 01 2008 10:05 GMT
#29
shave + huge amounts of lube XD

I bet this makes some nice sounds, too...
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
December 01 2008 11:26 GMT
#30
pay an immigrant to hold your cheeks apart and blow on your asshole so it doesnt overheat
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
December 01 2008 11:36 GMT
#31
On December 01 2008 20:26 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
pay an immigrant to hold your cheeks apart and blow on your asshole so it doesnt overheat


LOOOOOOL im at the university library computer lab i nearly rofled out loud
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Malongo
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Chile3472 Posts
December 01 2008 12:05 GMT
#32
Use this:
[image loading]
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iN.Dez
Profile Joined November 2008
15 Posts
December 01 2008 13:29 GMT
#33
actually the hair is there to reduce friction, same goes for the hair in your armpits
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
December 01 2008 13:46 GMT
#34
On December 01 2008 22:29 iN.Dez wrote:
actually the hair is there to reduce friction, same goes for the hair in your armpits

Someone registered to give advice about anal friction, that's special.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
December 01 2008 13:47 GMT
#35
Anyways, try some cortisone cream after your workout.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
December 01 2008 13:54 GMT
#36
On December 01 2008 16:03 Insane Lane wrote:
Sorry I don't quite know, but I'll give you some advice:

Stay away from Falcynn.

On December 01 2008 18:46 Centric wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 01 2008 16:44 ATeddyBear wrote:
have you been working out with Falcynn?

LOL.
Don't listen to these idiots, if you need help just give me a call
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20161 Posts
December 01 2008 15:47 GMT
#37
[image loading]


This. Grab a handfull and throw it between your ass cheeks, thighs, and anywhere else there is chafing or anything. also, compression shorts are awesome
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
fgsvsd
Profile Joined June 2007
Switzerland348 Posts
December 01 2008 17:43 GMT
#38
Did you take a big shit sometime before the workout? Could also be an explosive fart maybe.
My theory is that it ripped your asshole a bit, and the workout stretched the wound further.

Dr. Fgsvsd advises no ass-straineous workout and NO ANAL SEX for the next 3 days, young man!
b3tty
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada216 Posts
December 01 2008 23:38 GMT
#39
On December 01 2008 22:29 iN.Dez wrote:
actually the hair is there to reduce friction, same goes for the hair in your armpits



in this case, you should get some rogaine

[image loading]
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
December 01 2008 23:44 GMT
#40
Under Armour Compression Shorts - Short Version.

Best stuff ever.
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revoluti0nX
Profile Joined August 2008
United States61 Posts
December 02 2008 00:36 GMT
#41
you should get yourself checked, AIDS is highly contagious
With great mustache comes great responsibility.
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
December 02 2008 10:31 GMT
#42
On December 01 2008 15:42 SilverskY wrote:
LMFAOFMALFO omg perhaps the immense friction between your asscheeks is causing this very odd situation

AHAhha yeah that's probably why...

I think it's good if you can work some of that fat off ur ass, so that they'll rub into each other less
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Louder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
United States2276 Posts
December 29 2008 01:02 GMT
#43
Perhaps you need to wipe with wet wipes after you shit. If you're not getting every last molecule of shit off that puppy it'll get raw when you sweat.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
December 29 2008 01:10 GMT
#44
On December 01 2008 20:26 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
pay an immigrant to hold your cheeks apart and blow on your asshole so it doesnt overheat


hahahahahahahahahaah fuckkkkkkkkkk I laughed so hard at this
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
December 29 2008 04:30 GMT
#45
On December 01 2008 20:26 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
pay an immigrant to hold your cheeks apart and blow on your asshole so it doesnt overheat

The crotchmaster has spoken.

Close thread.
Do you really want chat rooms?
Brett
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Australia3822 Posts
December 29 2008 05:58 GMT
#46
On December 01 2008 20:26 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
pay an immigrant to hold your cheeks apart and blow on your asshole so it doesnt overheat

Holy shit I just burst out laughing so hard when I read this.... what a fuckin visual hahaha.
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
December 30 2008 01:34 GMT
#47
On December 29 2008 14:58 Brett wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 01 2008 20:26 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
pay an immigrant to hold your cheeks apart and blow on your asshole so it doesnt overheat

Holy shit I just burst out laughing so hard when I read this.... what a fuckin visual hahaha.

sorry about the bump

but

this can't be completed without a ms paint...

can s/o draw it pls ? i can't draw shit lol

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but i can do a litle ascii art

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Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States840 Posts
March 30 2013 09:25 GMT
#48
Maybe you just need to make sure to wipe better when you take dumps? My hypothesis is that tiny microscopic particle's of poo are stuck there and are having a sand-papery effect from the rubbing of your butt cheeks. Just a thought
Procrastination is the enemy
Mythal
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Spain108 Posts
March 30 2013 09:33 GMT
#49
dat necromancy skillz
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