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So my roommate walks in and I'm like "sniff sniff I smell blood in the air", and then proceed to get really distracted by a desire to drink some blood, so that eventually i just go sleep early cause I can't concentrate on my paper anymore due to the "bloodlust" or whatever you might call it. So the next day, he's like apparently he had a small cut that he didn't really notice lol. But man, the desire to drink some blood was so strong. Wtf is this :-(
I looked up the psychological cases of vampirism, but they are nutcases who think drinking blood gives them some power or crap like that. Is this just a signal of iron deficiency or something?
Poll: So am I.... (Vote): Screwed Up (Vote): Perfectly Fine (Vote): You're a Damn Vampire!! (Vote): 1a2a3a
   
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Your the Butters of South Park.
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
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Professor Van Helsing, Mrs Jonathan Harker and Quicey Morris are on their way to help you, don't panic.
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This is why you dont pick Bloodseeker.
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Maybe you just want a nice bloody steak
edit: o ya you are a freak
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Yeah you are totally a weirdo. No one says bloodlust when referring to an excuse to not write a paper. Get yourself some help quickly.
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Lol, i love how '1a2a3a' got 3 votes.
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You need to be put down immediately.
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16952 Posts
wwwhhhhaaattttt ttthhhhheeeee fffuuuuccckkkkkk
good thing you go to UNC and not Duke.
...creeper.
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I think you should have Bloodrage'd yourself and then Rupture'd your roommate. Sure kill.
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On November 28 2008 10:27 ilovejonn wrote: I think you should have Bloodrage'd yourself and then Rupture'd your roommate. Sure kill.
first thing i thought of, strygwyr
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Who voted 'perfectly fine'?
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On November 28 2008 10:14 kidd wrote: Yeah you are totally a weirdo. No one says bloodlust when referring to an excuse to not write a paper. Get yourself some help quickly.
I got up at 4 am to finish it =)
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Physician
United States4146 Posts
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fake
reminds me of that episode of the office where jim pretends he's becoming a vampire and dwight goes nuts
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United States10774 Posts
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On November 28 2008 13:24 Ilikestarcraft wrote: stay away from me ...
*BITE*
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Korea (South)3086 Posts
Good thing you dunno which dorm I live in... LMFAO... But that 1a2a3a4a thing getting votes made me lol ahahaha.
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Blood is fucking delicious! 
Haven't any of you "accidentally" cut yourself just to taste it?
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On November 28 2008 12:32 NoobsOfWrath wrote: fake
reminds me of that episode of the office where jim pretends he's becoming a vampire and dwight goes nuts ooo i recently started watching the office and i have seasons 1-4 download, which season/episode is that one?
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United States17042 Posts
On November 28 2008 15:50 Mooga wrote:Blood is fucking delicious!  Haven't any of you "accidentally" cut yourself just to taste it?
No. That's kind of weird.
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mmm.....bone marrow...the juicy, lovely, squishy, red stuff of life...so much tastier than blood.
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Well if you plan on going around sucking blood you should learn the proper technique and wear suitable clothes first.
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You're simply human. Drinking blood has been a staple food for many human cultures over the years. Even today the Maasai people in East Africa survive on a staple diet of cow's blood mixed with milk. It allows them to have a high protein diet while only requiring that they bleed the cows rather than kill them. Done carefully, the cow can continue to produce blood and milk indefinitely - a cultural evolution of efficiency driven by scarcity of food.
Blood cravings in medicine boil down only to things like Reinfield Syndrome, which is essentially classified as a psychological disorder where blood drinking is decidedly about human blood drinking undertaken due to psychological associations with power, etc. A somatic craving probably just means that you were hungry and the smell of blood triggered a very ancient and natural human instinct.
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