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LOL I thought this was going to be another complaining blog or something. omg So many great lines in this...
I thought about ugly people and things that would normally make a flagpole flaccid.
Wow hilarious read 5/5 for sure.
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I was expecting a compelling tale of perseverance and tenacity ultimately rewarded with victory. I was not let down.
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Sounds like a real battle took place, though I was expecting someone to reveal your condition to your friends the whole story through. I'm actually glad you got away with it, it would've been too painful to read about the reactions from your friends and those sisters, haha.
Anyways 5/5, gj man.
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
I actually told him quite frankly "I jerked off in your shower. Here is why:.." I then told him of my battle. He laughed.
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good job inc 
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hahahhahh. Was there a walk of shame out of that bathroom?
You sure your friends didn't play a prank on you and spike a drink with a few viagra tabs?
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On November 22 2008 04:22 heyoka wrote:
I also shed a tear
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i am sorry you had endured such a trial D:
glad you flogged that monstrosity into submission
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On November 22 2008 04:29 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I actually told him quite frankly "I jerked off in your shower. Here is why:.." I then told him of my battle. He laughed.
Sounds like a good friend, some of my pals would never have passed on something like that, it would've been lame jokes for the next month or so until I flipped and killed them.
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iNcontroL
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On November 22 2008 04:31 Hawk wrote:
hahahhahh. Was there a walk of shame out of that bathroom?
You sure your friends didn't play a prank on you and spike a drink with a few viagra tabs?
Shame? Are you kidding me? I nearly gave everyone a hug. I was so fucking happy it was over.
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I was expecting a porno-esque ending involving one of his sisters (assuming they are of age and close in age to you).
Awesome read nonetheless!
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Sometimes you don't get what you expect. I wanted a simple case of morningwood and I got the termiboner. You wanted a porno session between me and my friend's two hot sisters.. common man.
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On November 22 2008 04:31 o3.power91 wrote:
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hahahhahaha wtf hahha great
the last line was the best possible last line ever lol
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haha nice read  4/5
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Belgium9947 Posts
Dunno if you know this, but morning wood is usually not created by erotic dreams, but is just your body testing your primary functions while you're a sleep. I think you average around 20 boners a night.
But what you described.. it must be something else.. something from outside of this world. This truly is the most raging boner I have ever heard of, and I don't doubt someone slipped you a pill of some shit, maybe even the night before.
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Wow GJ! This gave me a hard on! oh snap...
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
5/5 for blog title alone.
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On November 22 2008 05:01 Kennigit wrote:
5/5 for blog title alone.
Rofl I just noticed that
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United States17042 Posts
awesome.
I was expecting an emo blog, got a great story. 5/5
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Canada7170 Posts
Pissing with a hardon is SO fucking annoying. We all share your sentiments.
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rofl cut back on the roids
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lol this is the best blog i've read in ages, defo 5/5
i cried while laughing, man imma read that again later :D
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ur friends 2 hot sisters might have done something to you while you were asleep.....
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On November 22 2008 05:01 Kennigit wrote:
5/5 for blog title alone.
lol for cereal
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Everybody commenting in this thread was picturing Inc naked.
Awesome story. 5/5, this is what blogs should be like.
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
LOL NICeee omfg that wasa hilarious i laugehd out loud haha
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5/5, great story. I was really able to connect with your struggle and appreciate what you had to go through. That is the mark of a good story.
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On November 22 2008 04:10 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I awoke feeling solid.
Haha, wow the foreshadowing here is immense. :D
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nice story, i laughed so hard at this hehe
* Finally I thought I began to see it deflate. And sure enough: Like the lineup SC2gg fielded, it went down*
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hahahahaha so nice.
i love it 5/5
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haha man I thought this was gonna end up with you finding out someone fed you viagra
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On November 22 2008 07:08 Frits wrote:
haha man I thought this was gonna end up with you finding out someone fed you viagra
my thoughts exactly
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Like the lineup SC2gg fielded, it went down.
This is the best part. =)
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should've done that in the beginning lol, why u let it run wild for so long
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
I was at a friend's house man! And I don't jerkoff everytime I get morningwood.. but it came <-- hahah to that.
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Your writing style is perfect for this kind of scenario.
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On November 22 2008 04:10 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
And sure enough: Like the lineup SC2gg fielded, it went down.
Hahahaha, I can't believe you managed to squeeze a digg at SC2GG in here.
Funny story!
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LOLLOL. That was hilarious, I didn't know you can go with a boner so long, let alone two days. Well at least you showed who's boss.
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On November 22 2008 04:10 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
And sure enough: Like the lineup SC2gg fielded, it went down.
That's just beautiful!
Loved the story, pissing with a boner is a fucking nightmare...
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If all "this is how my day went" blogs were like this I would read blogs more often.
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On November 22 2008 04:48 clazziquai wrote:Show nested quote +On November 22 2008 04:31 o3.power91 wrote:On November 22 2008 04:22 heyoka wrote:
I also shed a tear
This was such a great blog, haha. I knew I had to expect puns from Inc.
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
thanks guys
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Last time I polished one off at a friend's, his dad walked in on me. He was pretty cool about it.
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On November 22 2008 05:01 Kennigit wrote:
5/5 for blog title alone.
Hahaha, hadn't even noticed that
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
Question: We're you at Machine's house? This may have direct implications on the causes described in your story.
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
I am actually talking to Artosis RIGHT NOW on MSN about how I will marry Machine's sister. No fucking joke people should bribe him BIG MONEY or _something_ to get him to post recent pictures of her.
5'4 or so. Huge tits. TOTALLY IN SHAPE. Red head. Loves to cook (and is fucking good at it). Dark eyes/features. No joke one of the hottest girls I have ever spent time with.
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Artosis
United States2140 Posts
perhaps the single greatest blog ever?
you are a brave man incontrol. a brave man indeed.
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You're my hero. Many a man would have been broken by the strain of being so hard for so long.
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Wow... originality in the title alone!!... maybe you should consult a doctor though
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Don't be plantin the seeds of fear in my brain sir. I have had several healthy, normally timed erections since yesterday and I don't need to be hearing words of medicinal necessity.
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LOL that was ridiciolous!
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On November 22 2008 09:59 Monoxide wrote:Wow... originality in the title alone!!... maybe you should consult a doctor though
Why the hell would you consult a doc for a 4 hour long boner, do you want him to give you anti-viagra or something? Does that stuff even exist? "New in stock; boner killers, take one and your erection spontaniously disappears!"
I would consult 20 hookers instead.
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On November 22 2008 11:15 Frits wrote:Show nested quote +On November 22 2008 09:59 Monoxide wrote:Wow... originality in the title alone!!... maybe you should consult a doctor though Why the hell would you consult a doc for a 4 hour long boner, do you want him to give you anti-viagra or something? Does that stuff even exist? "New in stock; boner killers, take one and your erection spontaniously disappears!" I would consult 20 hookers instead.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism
the treatment is to stick a needle in the penis and draw blood out
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Can't you just get one of the hookers to suck the blood out?
My plan still seems better.
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On November 22 2008 11:48 Frits wrote:
Can't you just get one of the hookers to suck the blood out?
My plan still seems better.
Problem: Epic stiffy
Solution: Vampire hookers
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Netherlands19133 Posts
Haha great from the topic on down.
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When I saw the title I was like 'AH GAWD. Emo blog from inc..' then after reading the 2nd paragraph then re-reading the title. I laughed. Epic BLAWG.
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rofl i never even noticed the title
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Hahaha this was awesome. =)
I thank you for your help in fighting the good fight against shitty blogs.
Viva La Revolution!
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This is a legendary post and funny as hell. Extended boners FTMFL.
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
Man oh man that was the funniest thing I have read in a while.
On par with the German Shepperd+GF blog I must say
5/5 would read again
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I haven't laughed this hard in a long, long time. You my friend, are a hero. And looking back on the title gave me yet another fit of laughter.
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>.< LOL i finally had time to sit down and read this blog. WOW i had a flash back with this, while i was in high school; oh my going to school with it was just....... >o<. i give you props for talking with your penis though LOL. 5/5!!
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just stick a leech on it next time
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LMAO hahahaa dude epic blog hahahhhhhaha
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Finally! A featured thread about one's penis! I could write a few similar personal experiences if TL is interested.
Good read nonetheless!
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LOL
NOW i get the blog title
lmao
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nice read <3 inc
€: why the hell do i have 100 posts still being a drone?
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On November 22 2008 22:35 iCCup.Juppi wrote:
nice read <3 inc
€: why the hell do i have 100 posts still being a drone?
as opposed to having the 250? rofl
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lol, you either need to get laid or someone slipped you some viagra.
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hahaha this was hilarious to read! nice write up inc 5/5
yeah, the headline is awesome
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Hahaha, This is really well written.. Nice!
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why is justin timberlake sitting next to incontrol
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On November 25 2008 01:43 d(O.o)a wrote:The whole time I was picturing this. + Show Spoiler +
You were actually visualising him masturbate?
I think about a paragraph down my brain just stopped, I scrolled back up to the title. "ah, you clever trickery bastard!"
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United States3824 Posts
Lol. 5/5 nice penis story.
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On November 25 2008 12:02 cgrinker wrote:
Lol. 5/5 nice penis story.
Gotta love those penis stories.
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holy fuck blog of epicnezz lmao...
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You are a true trooper, sir. Stephen Colbert might want to give you the big brass balls award.
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I haven't laughed that hard at anything online in a while, rofl
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Quite possibly the best blog post ever, lol
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Is it bad that a boner spontaneously popped up after reading this thread and the posts after?
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How did I miss this the first time? My guess is that it was during the SiegeTanksAndBlueGoo epidemic so any blog with a generic title was /ignored.
Absolutely hilarious.
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oh my god this just got linked somewhere (apparently reddit) and i am not afraid of bumping this, as i have a very good reason: probably the best blog i've ever read.
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I love how ironic your name is in relation to your post.
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This is the most beautiful story I've ever read.
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I just read this while sitting in my college library and I am having the hardest time holding back my laughter. I am having a giggle fit.
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Did the rager GGd? :D Great blog.
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Read story, read title again and lol.
Pure gold, inc
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Oh my god thank you for bumping this. Inc, you are a champion.
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can't believe I didn't see this before, pure gold.
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I suddenly understand vague parts of an SOTG episode...
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Spotlight material right here!
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hahaha, I'd only heard stories of this mythical beast, 'twas is an epic adventure for the ages.
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I was hoping that someone would bump it. EPIC read
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Why the mustache? Cause only annoying assholes grow those. And my dick was being an annoying asshole.
6/5 for this quote alone. iNcontoL was advertising his blog on NASL tonight. Such a hialious and epic read.
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5/5 for sure.. we all have those days.. LOL
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I feel so bad that you had to "bear" that.
5/5 Great read almost better than day9s airplane story.
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i missed this the first time! when i read the title, i thought it was gonna be about boners. and i was right.
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lol, classic blog.
On March 23 2009 12:35 404.Delirium wrote:How did I miss this the first time? My guess is that it was during the SiegeTanksAndBlueGoo epidemic so any blog with a generic title was /ignored. Absolutely hilarious.
Haha, I remember SiegeTanksAndBlueGoo, what a ridiculous character.
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haha what is this oh my god hahaha
congrats congrats
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the funniest thing ive read on TL thus far. Incontrol you are the man.
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I want to hear uNcontroLable's thoughts on this thread.
haha
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Best necro imo so good op lolol
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WTF LOLOLOLLLLLLLL
How awesome.
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Thanks for this... it's gold. Baller.
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nice bump, it was a good read, thanks.
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Just requested that incontrol tell this during storytime at NASL finals. No such luck 
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What a necro. I read this back when inc originally post it...was a good lol :D
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damn u a lucky man anna is a beauty.
NASL is awesome.
Decorate the booths with spray paint or something tomorrow
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this fricken rivals day9's blog about the plane ride and masterbating. 5/5!
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I had one of the greatest laughs I've ever had on TL when reading this. How come I never knew about this blog post before?!
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I'll miss you man. Its been one of hardest days of my life.
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timely necro .. great that people who have not read it can see it
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loooooooooool this again...
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