Standard girl thread - Page 3

On November 17 2008 20:48 Railxp wrote:
GATHER UP ALL YOUR RESOURCE GATHERERS, TARGET HER MINERALS, AND SPEAR OPEN HER FRAGILELY, TENTATIVELY, BLOCKED CHOKE WITH A JULY STYLE ALL IN BALLS OUT DRONE DRILL.

DRONE DRILL HER MAIN!! MAKE BISU PROUD. STICK YOUR DRONES RIGHT. UP. HER.... er CHOKEPOINT

After that you can ravage her base and watch the carnage of zerg blood splatter all over the geography as her feeble and futile protests deteriorate into a single whimpering moan of "gg".

The gaping pulsating hole of a destroyed hatchery has nothing to do at all with anything else. i swear.
...
Although i have no idea what the worm larvae would represent.


@_@ shit i think i went too far.

On November 18 2008 02:10 Klockan3 wrote:

Chances are that she is a noob and therefore starts accusing you of cheating and sends the replay to the authority.

On November 17 2008 20:48 Railxp wrote:
GATHER UP ALL YOUR RESOURCE GATHERERS, TARGET HER MINERALS, AND SPEAR OPEN HER FRAGILELY, TENTATIVELY, BLOCKED CHOKE WITH A JULY STYLE ALL IN BALLS OUT DRONE DRILL.

DRONE DRILL HER MAIN!! MAKE BISU PROUD. STICK YOUR DRONES RIGHT. UP. HER.... er CHOKEPOINT

After that you can ravage her base and watch the carnage of zerg blood splatter all over the geography as her feeble and futile protests deteriorate into a single whimpering moan of "gg".

The gaping pulsating hole of a destroyed hatchery has nothing to do at all with anything else. i swear.
...
Although i have no idea what the worm larvae would represent.


@_@ shit i think i went too far.

On November 18 2008 04:13 LordofToast wrote:
Take her home and show her your micro. On my first date I took my girl back home and owned her at Marvel Superheroes Vs Street Fighter, 8 years later shes still around to get owned at TF2.

Just ask her out .if she says no way your pride will heal soon enough and if she says yes suggest somewhere with alcohol .

Believe it or not girls actually find PC gamers quite interesting.

On November 18 2008 04:29 o3.power91 wrote:
Your opening BO is fine.

The follow up is a bit tricky:

-Prevent her from expoing at all times (important). Try to get her main alone (let her keep the 2 min only bases; a gas expo can slip by as it can go in your favor later on)

-Keep harassing the min only bases if she fights back; she'll have to give in sooner or later if done correctly.

-Keep your economy growing and never stop pumping workers (macro properly too)

-If you follow the above points properly and you have good enough micro, you'll know that you won as soon as you get a hero unit in her main.

-Once you are finished in the main, you can head towards the gas expo if you want to

-zizi yo

On November 17 2008 13:51 SpiritoftheTuna wrote:
if you are making starcraft analogies, you are in the wrong mindset

GATHER UP ALL YOUR RESOURCE GATHERERS, TARGET HER MINERALS, AND SPEAR OPEN HER FRAGILELY, TENTATIVELY, BLOCKED CHOKE WITH A JULY STYLE ALL IN BALLS OUT DRONE DRILL.

DRONE DRILL HER MAIN!! MAKE BISU PROUD. STICK YOUR DRONES RIGHT. UP. HER.... er CHOKEPOINT

After that you can ravage her base and watch the carnage of zerg blood splatter all over the geography as her feeble and futile protests deteriorate into a single whimpering moan of "gg".

The gaping pulsating hole of a destroyed hatchery has nothing to do at all with anything else. i swear.
...
Although i have no idea what the worm larvae would represent.


@_@ shit i think i went too far.

On November 18 2008 04:29 o3.power91 wrote:
Your opening BO is fine.

The follow up is a bit tricky:

-Prevent her from expoing at all times (important). Try to get her main alone (let her keep the 2 min only bases; a gas expo can slip by as it can go in your favor later on)

-Keep harassing the min only bases if she fights back; she'll have to give in sooner or later if done correctly.

-Keep your economy growing and never stop pumping workers (macro properly too)

-If you follow the above points properly and you have good enough micro, you'll know that you won as soon as you get a hero unit in her main.

-Once you are finished in the main, you can head towards the gas expo if you want to

-zizi yo

On November 18 2008 05:59 Klockan3 wrote:

They will disc on you if you try to take the gas before you pwned the rest of the base, the trick is to let them think that they can still win the game or they will disc immediately.