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SlickR12345
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Macedonia408 Posts
November 17 2008 05:43 GMT
#21
On November 17 2008 13:30 Disregard wrote:
Do a all-in.

ownage!

hahaaha
NastyMarine
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1252 Posts
November 17 2008 05:43 GMT
#22
- Call
- Ask whats up
- Tell her "we should kick it"
Treatin' fools since '87
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
November 17 2008 05:48 GMT
#23
Send her a link to this thread.
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Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
November 17 2008 05:49 GMT
#24
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
November 17 2008 05:50 GMT
#25
this is a really really bad analogy.

advice.
1. follow all the steps that you've done above
2. ???
3. profit!
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Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
November 17 2008 06:09 GMT
#26
Challange her to a board game like Trivial Pursuit or Monopoly. Then you dont have to risk any ankward silence. If you happend to be good at TP you might even fool her to think you are smart, not that owning at TP has anything to do with intelligence.
After the game you could go for a walk or whatever.
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Savio
Profile Joined April 2008
United States1850 Posts
November 17 2008 06:17 GMT
#27
On November 17 2008 14:11 Jizz wrote:
4 pool her.

aka grab her boob and run


Made me laugh very hard.
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. – Winston Churchill
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
November 17 2008 06:24 GMT
#28
On November 17 2008 15:09 Eatme wrote:
Challange her to a board game like Trivial Pursuit or Monopoly. Then you dont have to risk any ankward silence. If you happend to be good at TP you might even fool her to think you are smart, not that owning at TP has anything to do with intelligence.
After the game you could go for a walk or whatever.

You sound like the funnest person I've ever met. I think board games being fun died at least 3 generations ago.
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SilverskY
Profile Joined September 2008
Korea (South)3086 Posts
November 17 2008 06:27 GMT
#29
Everything in this thread is making me laugh hysterically. The fact that you're relating how to ask a girl out with SC analogies... lol -_-; Probably not the best approach.
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MetalMarine
Profile Joined June 2007
United States1559 Posts
November 17 2008 06:29 GMT
#30
So u got her number on Thursday and now its Sunday. Well you shoulda called her Saturday night and ask if she wanted to go out or something. Since that option is out, and you have to see her in class this week you better tell her some Bullshit on why u didnt call her the last 4 days. Keep talking to her and make plans for next weekend buddy.. It's what I'd do.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
November 17 2008 06:30 GMT
#31
On November 17 2008 15:24 Chef wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 17 2008 15:09 Eatme wrote:
Challange her to a board game like Trivial Pursuit or Monopoly. Then you dont have to risk any ankward silence. If you happend to be good at TP you might even fool her to think you are smart, not that owning at TP has anything to do with intelligence.
After the game you could go for a walk or whatever.

You sound like the funnest person I've ever met. I think board games being fun died at least 3 generations ago.

Playing board games actually work under the right circumstances, especially shit like Candy Land.
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MetalMarine
Profile Joined June 2007
United States1559 Posts
November 17 2008 06:31 GMT
#32
On November 17 2008 15:17 Savio wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 17 2008 14:11 Jizz wrote:
4 pool her.

aka grab her boob and run


Made me laugh very hard.



HAHAHAH, I have to say this shit got me laughing pretty hard, I love when people use SC strats with girls
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
November 17 2008 06:48 GMT
#33
all you have to do is blackmail her into having sex with you saying that you found her boyfriend using the money from the store he works for to pay for your guys' dinner at a restaurant.







but be prepared to eat poop.






o ye she doesnt have a bf.
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
November 17 2008 07:01 GMT
#34
On November 17 2008 13:15 avilo wrote:
Build order:
-Build comfort in class -> check
-smile and have smiles reciprocated -> check
-girl has no bf and is prob my type -> check
-fuck approach anxiety and number close -> check!

OK, now is where I just totally suck. It's like, I just learned a new build, direct counter to meh opponent's, gained an advantage, and then dunno wtf to do with the build order advantage after that to solidify the win.

the girl is a girl in meh class, we have chatted bullshit a bit b4, not much but apparently enough to be comfortable. anyways, I number closed this last thursday, and have not called/texted her between then and now (could be good or bad, as I was out with friends tbh lofl).

OK, so that is the context of the situation, where do I go from here with it in mind that I didn't call/text her after getting her number, and she sits next to me in class and I will see her this week. and dun tell me i'm fucked, cause if stork can win a gold, then obviously i can do this ^^. But seriously, any advice would be appreciated, I'm trying to actively get past this part of the "game."

also note: i'm in it with the goal of having a GF, not to be another random player that hooks up with 1000+ girls, like some guys enjoy.

is that supposed to be a rofl or a lol.... just curious
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Motiva
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1774 Posts
November 17 2008 07:08 GMT
#35
lol... holmes... just ask her to a date.... be like, i like you and so we should date, and then tell her (not ask) that two of you will eat food together...
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
November 17 2008 07:55 GMT
#36
the male version of "pink" is asking for advice on how to deal wit ha girl... interesting. I think I will watch this thread progress with great interest.
SpiralArchitect
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2116 Posts
November 17 2008 08:05 GMT
#37
Yet another fantastic guide to women, written by yours truly. This one is specifically catered to your situation.

1. Put hand down pants, check for male genitalia.

2. Confirm lack of balls and strange gaping hole which replaced them.

3. Pick up your phone and call her.

4. Profit

5. Regain your manhood.
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Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
November 17 2008 08:50 GMT
#38
On November 17 2008 13:30 Disregard wrote:
Do a all-in.

That do not give respected wins though, everyone knows that.
SiegeTanksandBlueGoo
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
China685 Posts
November 17 2008 09:24 GMT
#39
On November 17 2008 17:50 Klockan3 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 17 2008 13:30 Disregard wrote:
Do a all-in.

That do not give respected wins though, everyone knows that.


Nah, he should do it legitly. Do a ling runby in a line past two cannons. Once you get into her base, it's GG.

I hope someone got what I was trying to say.
What does the scouter say about his macro level? It's Over 9000 minerals!
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-17 11:50:00
November 17 2008 11:48 GMT
#40
GATHER UP ALL YOUR RESOURCE GATHERERS, TARGET HER MINERALS, AND SPEAR OPEN HER FRAGILELY, TENTATIVELY, BLOCKED CHOKE WITH A JULY STYLE ALL IN BALLS OUT DRONE DRILL.

DRONE DRILL HER MAIN!! MAKE BISU PROUD. STICK YOUR DRONES RIGHT. UP. HER.... er CHOKEPOINT

After that you can ravage her base and watch the carnage of zerg blood splatter all over the geography as her feeble and futile protests deteriorate into a single whimpering moan of "gg".

The gaping pulsating hole of a destroyed hatchery has nothing to do at all with anything else. i swear.
...
Although i have no idea what the worm larvae would represent.


@_@ shit i think i went too far.
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