Learning to Zerg 8 (Image Heavy)

LeperKahn

Romania1843 Posts

November 03 2008 00:22 GMT

"I keep forgetting your the crappy race that doesn't get nukes. Stop playing this game" -A friend of mine on me playing Zerg

Well I won't! Zerg is awesome! In that regard...

ilovezil round one

If you don't know this guy you should. He's made many awesome blog posts and, as he says, is, "a long time SC:BW player." This awesome dude has played a few games with me now and I really appreciate it.

I've been getting really good at splits these days. I'm really happy about it. =D

"Cutting the cheese" somehow makes me think about splitting drones.

I wonder if ilovezil will do some crazy build like 2 gate? Is he another dirty Protoss?

The answer is yes.

9/10 Gate hurts quite a bit more than later 2 gate builds.

Fuck... >.<

I wasn't gonna go down without a fight.

I ended up not killing this probe.

In a way this is sickening.

God damn it.

ilovezil round 2

I'll get him this time!

That is unless I suck...

Skool sux.

Remember me talking about fat kids in gym class? This one just might have lost some weight.

I wanna be a linebacker!

Fuck yeeees!

I'm like a giant living wind chime.

So the game continues. Sairs are coming out... You know the drill.

Why does this always happen to me?

Now starts quite possibly the saddest response to sair harass the world has ever known. My food count was red for like 20 minutes.

They call this hobo grandpa slick... For he slipped away before his inevitable death.

So they STILL continue to devastate everything.

It's not looking good.

Here comes the push... I burrow the lurkers like a pro. And without a single storm... This happens:

Perfect zealot split.

Now we'll return to my nemesis:

CynanMachae my evil twin

I 12 hatch and get blocked like a noob.

I'm used to this by now, but that doesn't mean I'm good at stopping it.

He's a noob too though. His FE is totally delayed cuz of putting all of his apm on blocking the hatch.

About even I'd say.

I move my screen to my nat and see this... I actually yell, "FUCK!" and start spamming, "no no no no no..." The question remains... Is he gonna make it across?

It's too late to apologies.

"Nooooooooooooo!" -Crappy acting from Darth Vader

Arg... There was NOTHING I could do... I'm such a nub.

You must upgrade faster!

Has this ever been done in a progame?

/end blog
I've been playing so much starcraft these days! I recently had a losing streak of 16 games though... I wasn't too happy about that. Has anyone noticed the iCCup D players tend to be really really good this year? Not to mention so many are ex-Cish player who can't seem to make it to C? Oh well, playing better people than you is good.

GG TL.NET

P.S. Nice evolution.

Athos

United States2484 Posts

November 03 2008 00:26 GMT

Haha, nice blog post. The picture of the cat made me laugh.

Kami

United States127 Posts

November 03 2008 00:29 GMT

I think you should get a spire and scourges to kill those corsairs. You'll be delighted to see those corsairs run away like a coward.

Frits

11782 Posts

November 03 2008 00:31 GMT

looool at that probe jump, sweet move

Nytefish

United Kingdom4282 Posts

November 03 2008 00:32 GMT

I remember doing that thing on requiem.
The Zerg lost his natural, but when I tried it again at an expo, he found out you could run lings through.

Raithed

China7078 Posts

November 03 2008 00:36 GMT

LOL i love it.

renegade_zerg

Korea (South)525 Posts

November 03 2008 00:39 GMT

lol nice captions 5/5

FreeDoM[YA]

Canada855 Posts

November 03 2008 00:47 GMT

Hey I played you today on ICCUP i was either thisisnotasmur or FreeDoM[YA]!

Senx

Sweden5901 Posts

November 03 2008 00:58 GMT

Im confused..

sillyboy_tomato

United States157 Posts

November 03 2008 00:58 GMT

#10

LOL @ the one where the ovie lived hahahah!

LeperKahn

Romania1843 Posts

November 03 2008 01:05 GMT

#11

On November 03 2008 09:47 freedom yay wrote:
Hey I played you today on ICCUP i was either thisisnotasmur or FreeDoM[YA]!

Oh yeah... It was FreeDoM[YA]... That was a good game... If you were the terran I played I thought I had you! Didn't pan out though <.<

ketomai

United States2789 Posts

November 03 2008 01:17 GMT

#12

Yea...I tried to play zil and I got smashed =O.

Pokebunny

United States10654 Posts

November 03 2008 01:20 GMT

#13

Ahaha another one. We need to play again ^^

FreeDoM[YA]

Canada855 Posts

November 03 2008 01:22 GMT

#14

On November 03 2008 10:05 LeperKahn wrote:

Show nested quote +

Oh yeah... It was FreeDoM[YA]... That was a good game... If you were the terran I played I thought I had you! Didn't pan out though <.<

Haha I'm horrendous at tvz.. Maybe you should have nydus/sunkened up your expos

ilovezil

United States4143 Posts

November 03 2008 01:29 GMT

#15

Nice! I got a mention in your blog :D

Descent

1244 Posts

November 03 2008 01:35 GMT

#16

Rated a 5. Awesome captions & screenies. Keep trying~

il0seonpurpose

Korea (South)5638 Posts

November 03 2008 01:39 GMT

#17

Nice blog and pics, sorry about your game losses.

CynanMachae

Canada1459 Posts

November 03 2008 05:06 GMT

#18

I remember those games vs Ilovezil, and yea on the second game that attack agaisnt your lurks at the end of the game left me awe-struck. That was pretty awesome

On November 03 2008 09:22 LeperKahn wrote:
"I move my screen to my nat and see this... I actually yell, "FUCK!" and start spamming, "no no no no no..." The question remains... Is he gonna make it across?

Haha, I wish I had taken a screen of those "NOO" spams

That was funny

But I was busy laughing