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clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
November 02 2008 21:54 GMT
#1
ROFL The funniest thing happened to me on East.

Apparently there is this kid named Code[SSS] who made a play/obs map with his friends. They were all observers lol.

So I joined the game.
Basically I won the first game with a dt rush, second game standard PvP, 3rd game I went 2 gate power goon rush, and 4th game I won a straightup PvT.

So this Code kid is like WOW you're really good then after the second game him and his friend suddenly accuse me of hacking. I ask, "why do you say so?"

He says, Well you've been doing some weird stuff. I ask "What"? Then he says something about my reaver. I reply by saying that it was reaver control. He also said the game where I went 2 gate power goons, it was weird I built a pylon in his base with shield battery. At this point I'm just liike wtf cuz that pylon was built to delay his factory and I figured it'd be cool to build a shield battery

Then he brings his other friend who is "omg 37-0 Protoss on ICCUP B- ez" and spectates me play because he, of course is right and what he judges about my play is the fact. So I play straight up PvT. I see a push coming, build one DT, and a-move it into the tanks. I don't know what happened but I must have gotten lucky. And because of that I'm accused of hacking O.O

Then that Code kid says 123456/123456 at the end of the game so I join, and him and his friend are like, "WTF how did he get in here, must be hacks. ban that hacker"

It was soooo fucking funny. <3 USEast

**
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
FreeDoM[YA]
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada855 Posts
November 02 2008 21:58 GMT
#2
hahaha that's hilarious.. I remember when I was total noob (i still suck) and the guy went 3 hatch muta on me. I had like 4 marines and I was like "Hes progamer easy".
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
November 02 2008 22:00 GMT
#3
old news.
besiger
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Croatia2452 Posts
November 02 2008 22:01 GMT
#4
maybe things like this wouldn't happen if your hacking wasn't so blatantly obvious, i mean seriously, making pylons..
A weak will coupled with delusions of grandeur
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-02 22:03:07
November 02 2008 22:02 GMT
#5
On November 03 2008 07:00 Raithed wrote:
old news.


you know what's old news? basic calculus.
Hates Fun🤔
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
November 02 2008 22:02 GMT
#6
Just tell them you're Korean.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
November 02 2008 22:06 GMT
#7
Who one-star my blog? You fucking hacker
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
November 02 2008 22:10 GMT
#8
dude playing protoss is alrdy hacking

ban
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
November 02 2008 22:10 GMT
#9
On November 03 2008 07:10 ilovejonn wrote:
dude playing protoss is alrdy hacking

ban


ROFLLLLLL
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Motiva
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1774 Posts
November 02 2008 22:23 GMT
#10
OMGHACKER!

lolz I can't count the number of times I've been called a hacker on USEast....


And I'm only D+!
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24781 Posts
November 02 2008 22:27 GMT
#11
Playing on east means you will be insulted 9/10 times for winning, 9/10 times for losing, and you are always a hacker.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4448 Posts
November 02 2008 22:27 GMT
#12
I've been called hacker countless times on USWest pub games... so it's just a pub thing
blabberrrrr
Abis
Profile Joined October 2008
Australia1 Post
November 02 2008 22:29 GMT
#13
omg u put a pylon down def the bisu build
has no pants on
BaltA
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Norway849 Posts
November 02 2008 22:40 GMT
#14
A sc player is a hacker on US east! get used with it!^^
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24781 Posts
November 02 2008 22:47 GMT
#15
On November 03 2008 07:29 Abis wrote:
omg u put a pylon down def the bisu build

Never should start with a MEME!
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
November 02 2008 22:54 GMT
#16
theres a us east?

............

oo theres asia and europe also! o.o
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
November 02 2008 22:55 GMT
#17
Yea lol I think I'm only going to play East only when my (nub) friends want to play BGH with me or something. But other than that, back to Asia server!
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
November 02 2008 23:00 GMT
#18
On November 03 2008 07:01 besiger wrote:
maybe things like this wouldn't happen if your hacking wasn't so blatantly obvious, i mean seriously, making pylons..

I laughed...



But yeah I've had experiences like these. But it was actually on West. I discovered that 0-3 mutas only take 4 damage from a turret shot. So right away I rushed 0-3 Mutas against some noob Terran. Regardless I wasted him and his 2303920 turrets, then he told me my mutas were hacked.
Not bad for a cat toy.
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
November 02 2008 23:01 GMT
#19
On the east server, I have been accused of hacking while doing the bisu build...
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ShmotZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States581 Posts
November 02 2008 23:07 GMT
#20
lol 5/5 easty noobs are priceless
Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." - Bender
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
November 02 2008 23:12 GMT
#21
I <3 USEast
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
November 02 2008 23:13 GMT
#22
5'd.
Peace~
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
November 02 2008 23:19 GMT
#23
On November 03 2008 07:02 paper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 03 2008 07:00 Raithed wrote:
old news.


you know what's old news? basic calculus.

lies.
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
November 02 2008 23:19 GMT
#24
east is full of retards, and faggots.

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Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
November 02 2008 23:20 GMT
#25
On November 03 2008 07:10 ilovejonn wrote:
dude playing protoss is alrdy hacking

ban

but surely this cannot be as his icon is T.
LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
November 02 2008 23:22 GMT
#26
I scan a guys expo on east and get accused of hacking. It's quite comical, which is why I play there.

There are some decent gamers too, you just need to know where to look.
tube
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1475 Posts
November 02 2008 23:30 GMT
#27
On November 03 2008 08:22 LuckyFool wrote:
I scan a guys expo on east and get accused of hacking. It's quite comical, which is why I play there.

There are some decent gamers too, you just need to know where to look.

I've been playing east my whole bw life. They ramble so much its hilarious, especially clan x17 when theres a bunch of active bmers. I tried west for a little and went to all the popular channels, not nearly as fun as trash-talking when you rape abbas in tma.
Two in harmony surpasses one in perfection.
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
November 02 2008 23:49 GMT
#28
Some guy tried to block his ramp with 1marine+1scv with barrack floating over.

My lings just walked through and killed the rine. Guy accused me of hacking and left. I guess he didn't know you need TWO scvs to block the ramp in python.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
November 04 2008 00:31 GMT
#29
On November 03 2008 07:01 besiger wrote:
maybe things like this wouldn't happen if your hacking wasn't so blatantly obvious, i mean seriously, making pylons..


On November 03 2008 07:10 ilovejonn wrote:
dude playing protoss is alrdy hacking

ban


These two win the thread.
MorningMusume11
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3490 Posts
November 04 2008 05:37 GMT
#30
On November 03 2008 07:02 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
Just tell them you're Korean.


Yeah half the time they hear this they're like OMFG IT'S GOD, like seriously
ish0wstopper
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Korea (South)342 Posts
December 19 2008 22:56 GMT
#31
i yawn'd
ish0wstopper effect
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
December 19 2008 23:32 GMT
#32
thanks for letting us know
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
December 19 2008 23:56 GMT
#33
fun times :D
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
December 19 2008 23:58 GMT
#34
wtf. what a shitty bump.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
December 20 2008 02:04 GMT
#35
Breaking News: East sucks.
Proposal
Profile Joined December 2007
United States1310 Posts
December 20 2008 02:12 GMT
#36
LOL WHAT A GOOD BLOG
ish0wstopper
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Korea (South)342 Posts
December 20 2008 04:46 GMT
#37
didnt know i was bumping, i apologize for that and this

clazziquai posted a link to this shit and i took one look at it, realized it was shit and decided to comment
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