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So a few weeks ago i got really shitfaced at my own party.
me, a good friend of mine, and two chicks are the only ones still drinking, everyone else either left or is staying the night
my other roommate(a chick) is getting pissed cause she wants to go to sleep
so me and my friend are gonna walk the girls home
So we hit the road. walk down a really dark trail aptly named the rape trail cause of its desertedness, and light up a bowl
im hitting the bowl while everyones walking ahead, one of the girls stops to wait for me and then starts shoving her tongue down my throat
whatever thats cool i roll with it
we walk for like half an hour to their place, im still trashed, hang out in one of the girls apt's for liek 10 minutes while her roommate is being fucked. okay cool whatev
we hit the road to the other girls apt
drop her off, walk back to my apt(my friend lives about 300 feet from my apt)
so the day after i find out the girl isnt that attractive. No big, she was pretty skinny and average looking. Fine.
So that same day i find out she was also making out with that friend of mine. haha
so to use a really appropriate 4chan meme
tl;dr i drunkenly made out with some girl who made out with a good friend of mine an hour earlier in the night. After he made out with a fat chick.(This story to follow?)
things you shouldnt do while drunk, lesson one.
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Could be worse. You could find out that she was throwing up all over before she did that
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in the heat of the moment, girls will make out with just about anyone.
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On October 28 2008 04:51 Hawk wrote:
Could be worse. You could find out that she was throwing up all over before she did that
Could still be worse than this. There are other things she could have been doing.
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On October 28 2008 04:53 XCetron wrote:Show nested quote +On October 28 2008 04:51 Hawk wrote:
Could be worse. You could find out that she was throwing up all over before she did that Could still be worse than this. There are other things she could have been doing.
True lol
I just said mine from experience, cuz i distinctly remember watching about 4 or 5 of my friends hook up with the chick over the course of the night after she had thrown up bhhhahaha
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On October 28 2008 04:51 Hawk wrote:
Could be worse. You could find out that she was sucking your friend's dick earlier
fixed.
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I've been in the same boat. I guess the only difference is that I knew my friend made out with the chick eariler because I saw them doing it. I just didnt care 
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Lol I remember the last time I was drunk with three buddies we walked around my neighbourhood for like 5 hours, randomly talking to strangers, laughing, falling asleep in the grass here and there(it was only midnight, 6th of September), throwing up every 15 minutes or so.
The cherry on the cake was that I tried to get down with a chick I encountered on the street, a really hot redhead I've noticed before at school (I'm a senior btw), but w/e, I was so wasted I don't even remember her fleeing in disgust.Good thing I really love my gf, and wouldn't really approach that chick under normal circumstances, no matter how hot she is. Ended up sleeping under a bridge, then mysteriously found myself at my buddy's house at about 5 am. I remember his parents saw me (they are my neighbours, too).
Next day I had so little knowledge of what I've done the other night, I was literally shocked when I noticed random people bursting into laughter at the mere sight of me, at school
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I miss the time when posts like these went in General. Nowadays I have almost no idea of what's happening up there. Blog area rules (for the most part...)
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United States24779 Posts
I knew your cavalier attitude would get you in trouble :p
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On October 28 2008 04:53 XCetron wrote:Show nested quote +On October 28 2008 04:51 Hawk wrote:
Could be worse. You could find out that she was throwing up all over before she did that Could still be worse than this. There are other things she could have been doing.
Blowing/making out with guys with herpes, oh!
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United States17042 Posts
On October 28 2008 06:19 fanatacist wrote:Show nested quote +On October 28 2008 04:53 XCetron wrote:On October 28 2008 04:51 Hawk wrote:
Could be worse. You could find out that she was throwing up all over before she did that Could still be worse than this. There are other things she could have been doing. Blowing/making out with guys with herpes, oh!
Or worse ><;;
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Netherlands19140 Posts
There could have been live semen on that tongue she inserted into one of your bodily cavities.
And it aint yours.
Sir.
<3
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i still can't find out if this is a bragging or pity me blog lol.
maybe im just not getting something here haha
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United States24779 Posts
On October 28 2008 08:55 Grobyc wrote:
i still can't find out if this is a bragging or pity me blog lol.
maybe im just not getting something here haha
I think Gene wanted to share something that he found interesting...
He often finds the sex he had recently interesting so I dunno
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micro hits the nail on the head
its not for bragging or pity. just fun drunk times and i like to share stories.
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