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arb
Noobville17921 Posts
"Hey Scott you wanna play penis" "what the fuck is that?" "We say penis louder and louder and whoever gets caught first loses" At first i was like yeah ima win this shit. Starts of low penis me Penis him PEnis me PENis him PENIs me PENIS The teacher walks over and taps me on the shoulder "Let me see you outside a moment" On the way out i say "GOD DAMNIT" Friend laughs and says "HAHA YOU GOT CAUGHT YOU LOST" She writes me up for "Making disruptive noises" I wanted to cry    | ||
micronesia
United States24745 Posts
On September 25 2008 10:35 arb wrote: I was sitting at my desk chair table thing when my friend looks over at me "Hey Scott you wanna play penis" "what the fuck is that?" "We say penis louder and louder and whoever gets caught first loses" At first i was like yeah ima win this shit. Starts of low penis me Penis him PEnis me PENis him PENIs me PENIS The teacher walks over and taps me on the shoulder "Let me see you outside a moment" On the way out i say "GOD DAMNIT" Friend laughs and says "HAHA YOU GOT CAUGHT YOU LOST" She writes me up for "Making disruptive noises" I wanted to cry How old are you? In my school students did that. Elementary school. Only like, the two worst students in the grade. Seriously how old are you? I had to refer two students to the dean the other day because they were yelling in the hallway. Teachers really hate that. I lost 10 minutes from my break. Edit: BTW tell the administrator the teacher touched your shoulder and made you uncomfortable. Edit2: I'm so evil. Edit3: oh is this completely made up? I just noticed another blog with a similar name. | ||
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arb
Noobville17921 Posts
On September 25 2008 10:38 micronesia wrote: How old are you? In my school students did that. Elementary school. Only like, the two worst students in the grade. Seriously how old are you? I had to refer two students to the dean the other day because they were yelling in the hallway. Teachers really hate that. I lost 10 minutes from my break. Edit: BTW tell the administrator the teacher touched your shoulder and made you uncomfortable. 16..not near the worst student in the grade though.. | ||
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bumatlarge
United States4567 Posts
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CDRdude
United States5625 Posts
On September 25 2008 10:35 arb wrote: Friend laughs and says "HAHA YOU GOT CAUGHT YOU LOST" When I played the penis game, getting caught never meant you lost. I think your friend is lying. | ||
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arb
Noobville17921 Posts
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Kwidowmaker
Canada978 Posts
Last year me and my bud would play penis in computer class as well. In the first week we were playing and we were just starting off. We were going soft to be discrete, then a big guy behind us belts out "PENIS" and gets sent out. | ||
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micronesia
United States24745 Posts
On September 25 2008 10:44 bumatlarge wrote: As a teacher isnt it your job to maintain these types of kids? ;D My kids don't do that don't worry. | ||
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DanceCommander
United States1808 Posts
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
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capek
United States585 Posts
JUST BE PROUD AND SAY IT LOUD! | ||
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operwolf
United States324 Posts
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Folca
2235 Posts
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SexY[RawR]
Korea (South)52 Posts
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
Where you would put your hand on another person knee and he/she would do the same. Then you would slowly creep up an inch or so up their knee and then it was the other person turn creep up your knee. You would eventually get an inch or so from the other persons crotch and if they moved away before you got there they lost and vise versa for you. I had a pretty long winning streak because the person would always move away right before I reached the the holy ravine of enlightenment. The only time I lost was to this gay guy, I'm not too sure what the fuck I was thinking playing it with in the first place. I did however get pretty close to his crotch before I realized there was no way I was going to win this and even if I did I would of found out something about myself that wouldn't have made my parents happy. :p | ||
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
On September 25 2008 12:00 Hypnosis wrote: This is what the weird social-skill less people do at the back of the class in math... This is what the smart social-skill less people that sit in the front say on online game forums. | ||
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.kaz
1963 Posts
On September 25 2008 12:10 BuGzlToOnl wrote: I would always win at the penis game another one that was fun was the knee game. Where you would put your hand on another person knee and he/she would do the same. Then you would slowly creep up an inch or so up their knee and then it was the other person turn creep up your knee. You would eventually get an inch or so from the other persons crotch and if they moved away before you got there they lost and vise versa for you. I had a pretty long winning streak because the person would always move away right before I reached the the holy ravine of enlightenment. The only time I lost was to this gay guy, I'm not too sure what the fuck I was thinking playing it with in the first place. I did however get pretty close to his crotch before I realized there was no way I was going to win this and even if I did I would of found out something about myself that wouldn't have made my parents happy. :p If you did this with anyone but a girl please stay the fuck away from me. Seriously, like.. rubbing mass guys legs? You take pride in knowing you don't mind having guys hands near your cock? Wtf man keep that shit to yourself. | ||
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
On September 25 2008 12:13 .kaz wrote: If you did this with anyone but a girl please stay the fuck away from me. Seriously, like.. rubbing mass guys legs? You take pride in knowing you don't mind having guys hands near your cock? Wtf man keep that shit to yourself. Haha, uncomfortable with your sexuality much?  He was the one that started it not me. Oh and I forgot your suppose to say, "are you nervous yet?" after every inch you move up. | ||
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funkie
Venezuela9376 Posts
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conCentrate9
United States438 Posts
On September 25 2008 12:10 BuGzlToOnl wrote: I would always win at the penis game another one that was fun was the knee game. Where you would put your hand on another person knee and he/she would do the same. Then you would slowly creep up an inch or so up their knee and then it was the other person turn creep up your knee. You would eventually get an inch or so from the other persons crotch and if they moved away before you got there they lost and vise versa for you. I had a pretty long winning streak because the person would always move away right before I reached the the holy ravine of enlightenment. The only time I lost was to this gay guy, I'm not too sure what the fuck I was thinking playing it with in the first place. I did however get pretty close to his crotch before I realized there was no way I was going to win this and even if I did I would of found out something about myself that wouldn't have made my parents happy. :p Yeah this is called gay chicken and social degenerates play it. | ||
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.kaz
1963 Posts
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LuMiX
China5757 Posts
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prOxi.swAMi
Australia3091 Posts
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nemY
United States3119 Posts
it doesn't work as well on the internet | ||
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Nitrogen
United States5345 Posts
 good times plus you can play vagina which makes you feel really awkward when you're like 10. | ||
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Fobbish
Korea (South)1071 Posts
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