Today in Computer Class........

On September 25 2008 10:35 arb wrote:
I was sitting at my desk chair table thing when my friend looks over at me
"Hey Scott you wanna play penis"
"what the fuck is that?"
"We say penis louder and louder and whoever gets caught first loses"

At first i was like yeah ima win this shit.

Starts of low

penis

me Penis

him PEnis

me PENis

him PENIs

me PENIS

The teacher walks over and taps me on the shoulder
"Let me see you outside a moment"
On the way out i say "GOD DAMNIT" Friend laughs and says "HAHA YOU GOT CAUGHT YOU LOST" She writes me up for "Making disruptive noises"

I wanted to cry

On September 25 2008 10:38 micronesia wrote:

How old are you? In my school students did that. Elementary school. Only like, the two worst students in the grade.

Seriously how old are you?

I had to refer two students to the dean the other day because they were yelling in the hallway. Teachers really hate that. I lost 10 minutes from my break.

Edit: BTW tell the administrator the teacher touched your shoulder and made you uncomfortable.

On September 25 2008 10:44 bumatlarge wrote:
As a teacher isnt it your job to maintain these types of kids? ;D

On September 25 2008 12:00 Hypnosis wrote:
This is what the weird social-skill less people do at the back of the class in math...

On September 25 2008 12:10 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
I would always win at the penis game another one that was fun was the knee game.

Where you would put your hand on another person knee and he/she would do the same. Then you would slowly creep up an inch or so up their knee and then it was the other person turn creep up your knee.

You would eventually get an inch or so from the other persons crotch and if they moved away before you got there they lost and vise versa for you. I had a pretty long winning streak because the person would always move away right before I reached the the holy ravine of enlightenment.

The only time I lost was to this gay guy, I'm not too sure what the fuck I was thinking playing it with in the first place. I did however get pretty close to his crotch before I realized there was no way I was going to win this and even if I did I would of found out something about myself that wouldn't have made my parents happy. :p

On September 25 2008 12:13 .kaz wrote:


If you did this with anyone but a girl please stay the fuck away from me. Seriously, like.. rubbing mass guys legs? You take pride in knowing you don't mind having guys hands near your cock? Wtf man keep that shit to yourself.