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arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
September 25 2008 01:35 GMT
#1
I was sitting at my desk chair table thing when my friend looks over at me
"Hey Scott you wanna play penis"
"what the fuck is that?"
"We say penis louder and louder and whoever gets caught first loses"

At first i was like yeah ima win this shit.

Starts of low

penis

me Penis

him PEnis

me PENis

him PENIs

me PENIS

The teacher walks over and taps me on the shoulder
"Let me see you outside a moment"
On the way out i say "GOD DAMNIT" Friend laughs and says "HAHA YOU GOT CAUGHT YOU LOST" She writes me up for "Making disruptive noises"

I wanted to cry

*
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24676 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-25 01:39:56
September 25 2008 01:38 GMT
#2
On September 25 2008 10:35 arb wrote:
I was sitting at my desk chair table thing when my friend looks over at me
"Hey Scott you wanna play penis"
"what the fuck is that?"
"We say penis louder and louder and whoever gets caught first loses"

At first i was like yeah ima win this shit.

Starts of low

penis

me Penis

him PEnis

me PENis

him PENIs

me PENIS

The teacher walks over and taps me on the shoulder
"Let me see you outside a moment"
On the way out i say "GOD DAMNIT" Friend laughs and says "HAHA YOU GOT CAUGHT YOU LOST" She writes me up for "Making disruptive noises"

I wanted to cry

How old are you? In my school students did that. Elementary school. Only like, the two worst students in the grade.

Seriously how old are you?

I had to refer two students to the dean the other day because they were yelling in the hallway. Teachers really hate that. I lost 10 minutes from my break.

Edit: BTW tell the administrator the teacher touched your shoulder and made you uncomfortable.

Edit2: I'm so evil.

Edit3: oh is this completely made up? I just noticed another blog with a similar name.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
September 25 2008 01:39 GMT
#3
On September 25 2008 10:38 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2008 10:35 arb wrote:
I was sitting at my desk chair table thing when my friend looks over at me
"Hey Scott you wanna play penis"
"what the fuck is that?"
"We say penis louder and louder and whoever gets caught first loses"

At first i was like yeah ima win this shit.

Starts of low

penis

me Penis

him PEnis

me PENis

him PENIs

me PENIS

The teacher walks over and taps me on the shoulder
"Let me see you outside a moment"
On the way out i say "GOD DAMNIT" Friend laughs and says "HAHA YOU GOT CAUGHT YOU LOST" She writes me up for "Making disruptive noises"

I wanted to cry

How old are you? In my school students did that. Elementary school. Only like, the two worst students in the grade.

Seriously how old are you?

I had to refer two students to the dean the other day because they were yelling in the hallway. Teachers really hate that. I lost 10 minutes from my break.

Edit: BTW tell the administrator the teacher touched your shoulder and made you uncomfortable.


16..not near the worst student in the grade though..
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
bumatlarge
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States4567 Posts
September 25 2008 01:44 GMT
#4
As a teacher isnt it your job to maintain these types of kids? ;D
Together but separate, like oatmeal
CDRdude
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States5625 Posts
September 25 2008 01:46 GMT
#5
On September 25 2008 10:35 arb wrote:
Friend laughs and says "HAHA YOU GOT CAUGHT YOU LOST"

When I played the penis game, getting caught never meant you lost. I think your friend is lying.
Force staff is the best item in the game.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
September 25 2008 01:47 GMT
#6
no this is true,but what is suposed to happen when you get caught......?
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Kwidowmaker
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada978 Posts
September 25 2008 01:47 GMT
#7
ahaha.

Last year me and my bud would play penis in computer class as well. In the first week we were playing and we were just starting off. We were going soft to be discrete, then a big guy behind us belts out "PENIS" and gets sent out.
Kk.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24676 Posts
September 25 2008 01:52 GMT
#8
On September 25 2008 10:44 bumatlarge wrote:
As a teacher isnt it your job to maintain these types of kids? ;D

My kids don't do that don't worry.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
September 25 2008 02:15 GMT
#9
lol u lost
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
September 25 2008 02:21 GMT
#10
its supposed to be the person who loses is the one who is too scared to say it when its his turn, not when they get caught. so a teacher could come if she heres you yell it, but you win if your opponent doesnt yell it louder. this way, you can keep playing even when the teacher is escorting you to the principal.
capek
Profile Joined September 2008
United States585 Posts
September 25 2008 02:27 GMT
#11
Theres the pussies who try to cover the word up by coughing...
JUST BE PROUD AND SAY IT LOUD!
operwolf
Profile Joined April 2008
United States324 Posts
September 25 2008 02:29 GMT
#12
Seriously, you wanted to cry for getting written up...serious...?
He'll end up dead, because he'll die.
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
September 25 2008 02:45 GMT
#13
Cry
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SexY[RawR]
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Korea (South)52 Posts
September 25 2008 02:50 GMT
#14
hahaha. I bet he did cry.
How about a 3 way. You, Me and some of this pork
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
September 25 2008 03:00 GMT
#15
This is what the weird social-skill less people do at the back of the class in math...
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BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
September 25 2008 03:10 GMT
#16
I would always win at the penis game another one that was fun was the knee game.

Where you would put your hand on another person knee and he/she would do the same. Then you would slowly creep up an inch or so up their knee and then it was the other person turn creep up your knee.

You would eventually get an inch or so from the other persons crotch and if they moved away before you got there they lost and vise versa for you. I had a pretty long winning streak because the person would always move away right before I reached the the holy ravine of enlightenment.

The only time I lost was to this gay guy, I'm not too sure what the fuck I was thinking playing it with in the first place. I did however get pretty close to his crotch before I realized there was no way I was going to win this and even if I did I would of found out something about myself that wouldn't have made my parents happy. :p
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
September 25 2008 03:13 GMT
#17
On September 25 2008 12:00 Hypnosis wrote:
This is what the weird social-skill less people do at the back of the class in math...


This is what the smart social-skill less people that sit in the front say on online game forums.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
.kaz
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
1963 Posts
September 25 2008 03:13 GMT
#18
On September 25 2008 12:10 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
I would always win at the penis game another one that was fun was the knee game.

Where you would put your hand on another person knee and he/she would do the same. Then you would slowly creep up an inch or so up their knee and then it was the other person turn creep up your knee.

You would eventually get an inch or so from the other persons crotch and if they moved away before you got there they lost and vise versa for you. I had a pretty long winning streak because the person would always move away right before I reached the the holy ravine of enlightenment.

The only time I lost was to this gay guy, I'm not too sure what the fuck I was thinking playing it with in the first place. I did however get pretty close to his crotch before I realized there was no way I was going to win this and even if I did I would of found out something about myself that wouldn't have made my parents happy. :p


If you did this with anyone but a girl please stay the fuck away from me. Seriously, like.. rubbing mass guys legs? You take pride in knowing you don't mind having guys hands near your cock? Wtf man keep that shit to yourself.
Pressure - "rock is the defender of justice" 이병민 / 박영민 Hwaiting~
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
September 25 2008 03:16 GMT
#19
On September 25 2008 12:13 .kaz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2008 12:10 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
I would always win at the penis game another one that was fun was the knee game.

Where you would put your hand on another person knee and he/she would do the same. Then you would slowly creep up an inch or so up their knee and then it was the other person turn creep up your knee.

You would eventually get an inch or so from the other persons crotch and if they moved away before you got there they lost and vise versa for you. I had a pretty long winning streak because the person would always move away right before I reached the the holy ravine of enlightenment.

The only time I lost was to this gay guy, I'm not too sure what the fuck I was thinking playing it with in the first place. I did however get pretty close to his crotch before I realized there was no way I was going to win this and even if I did I would of found out something about myself that wouldn't have made my parents happy. :p


If you did this with anyone but a girl please stay the fuck away from me. Seriously, like.. rubbing mass guys legs? You take pride in knowing you don't mind having guys hands near your cock? Wtf man keep that shit to yourself.


Haha, uncomfortable with your sexuality much?

He was the one that started it not me. Oh and I forgot your suppose to say, "are you nervous yet?" after every inch you move up.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9374 Posts
September 25 2008 03:21 GMT
#20
pussy.
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