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yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-26 03:36:33
September 24 2008 07:35 GMT
#1
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=79153
fakesteve wrote it, i produced it, saya rapped it, now YOU get to hear it!

THE CROTCHMASTER
http://rapidshare.com/files/147921987/CROTCHMASTER.mp3.html
Direct DL
http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/SonuvBob/yubee/CROTCHMASTER.mp3

****
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 24 2008 07:45 GMT
#2
AWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
September 24 2008 07:46 GMT
#3
LOL HAHAHAHAH OMG

this is the SHIT

lmfao
hahahaha
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-24 07:48:44
September 24 2008 07:47 GMT
#4
LMFAOO I LIKE THE GOD/POPE VOICEL OOOOL
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
September 24 2008 07:48 GMT
#5
LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
September 24 2008 07:56 GMT
#6
This is grammy worthy.
Karma is a bitch
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
September 24 2008 07:58 GMT
#7
oh my fucking god
Moderatorhttps://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic/sets/oak
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
September 24 2008 07:59 GMT
#8
TSL2 opening please
Moderatorhttps://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic/sets/oak
Domestica
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States411 Posts
September 24 2008 08:03 GMT
#9
hahahaha nice job producing yubee
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
September 24 2008 08:04 GMT
#10
oh god lol that's good
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
September 24 2008 08:20 GMT
#11
ROFL
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51589 Posts
September 24 2008 08:30 GMT
#12
haha this is awesome
Commentator
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
September 24 2008 08:42 GMT
#13
EPIC CAN I GET THIS AS A RINGTONE?>!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
September 24 2008 08:42 GMT
#14
Ahahahahahahahahaha. I love it.
RIP CHARLIEMURPHY 11/25/10 NEVER FORGET | Hurricane#1183 @ B.net
Yizuo
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany1537 Posts
September 24 2008 08:42 GMT
#15
nice : D
_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
September 24 2008 08:42 GMT
#16
LOL WTF
NeonFlare
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Finland1307 Posts
September 24 2008 08:45 GMT
#17
Brilliant, simply brilliant. Haha.
jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5532 Posts
September 24 2008 08:52 GMT
#18
LOOOL FEATURED THREAD ASAP
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
September 24 2008 08:54 GMT
#19
On September 24 2008 17:42 Nyovne wrote:
EPIC CAN I GET THIS AS A RINGTONE?>!

Haha, I was going to ask this too :D
RIP CHARLIEMURPHY 11/25/10 NEVER FORGET | Hurricane#1183 @ B.net
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
September 24 2008 08:55 GMT
#20
WTFOMG

ROFL.

Awesome 5/5 asap.
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
September 24 2008 09:03 GMT
#21
Fucking amazing, this is a sick production by all 3 of you, I'm listening to this on loop
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-24 09:12:09
September 24 2008 09:07 GMT
#22
THIS IS FREAKIN AMAZING

ROFL I LOVE YOU

+ Show Spoiler +
God I love how the song is this cute xylophone beat but it's got these awesome ridiculous baller lyrics on top


New playlist on my ipod:

best playlist evar

contents: THE CROTCHMASTER
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
defenestrate
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States579 Posts
September 24 2008 09:07 GMT
#23
Sweet merciful crap. You guys are my heroes.
We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges.
MCMcEmcee
Profile Joined April 2008
United States1609 Posts
September 24 2008 09:09 GMT
#24
what the hell
how is this so good
[iHs]MCMcEmcee@UFO | のヮの
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
September 24 2008 09:20 GMT
#25
On September 24 2008 18:09 MCMcEmcee wrote:
what the hell
how is this so good

RIP CHARLIEMURPHY 11/25/10 NEVER FORGET | Hurricane#1183 @ B.net
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 24 2008 09:21 GMT
#26
On September 24 2008 18:20 Hurricane wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 24 2008 18:09 MCMcEmcee wrote:
what the hell
how is this so good



he means its good fool!
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
MCMcEmcee
Profile Joined April 2008
United States1609 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-24 09:40:37
September 24 2008 09:32 GMT
#27
On September 24 2008 18:21 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 24 2008 18:20 Hurricane wrote:
On September 24 2008 18:09 MCMcEmcee wrote:
what the hell
how is this so good



he means its good fool!

don't sweat it homes

I am sending this to people I know and they are amazed

AIM log quote-
???- lol this song rocks
??? - omg this song rocks
me - lol yes
??? - can't stop listening D:
??? - and this is going in my PSP
[iHs]MCMcEmcee@UFO | のヮの
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
September 24 2008 09:39 GMT
#28
On September 24 2008 18:07 defenestrate wrote:
Sweet merciful crap. You guys are my heroes.

< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-24 09:48:57
September 24 2008 09:48 GMT
#29
On September 24 2008 18:21 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 24 2008 18:20 Hurricane wrote:
On September 24 2008 18:09 MCMcEmcee wrote:
what the hell
how is this so good



he means its good fool!

wow shit.

I read that as "How is this good"

My bad <3
RIP CHARLIEMURPHY 11/25/10 NEVER FORGET | Hurricane#1183 @ B.net
vhallee
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
899 Posts
September 24 2008 10:42 GMT
#30
this is fucking epic hahahaha god dammit!
Marijuana causes amnesia and other things I don't remember.
_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
September 24 2008 10:47 GMT
#31
I can't stop looping it!!!
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
September 24 2008 11:05 GMT
#32
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhaha
FR4CT4L
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia697 Posts
September 24 2008 11:11 GMT
#33
Winner doesn't even need the icon >.<! I'll engage in a FakeSteve contest when I'm not hopelessly outclassed
Veni, vidi, vici!
samachking
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Bahrain4949 Posts
September 24 2008 11:36 GMT
#34
NOOOO
T_T I cant use Rapidshare, can anyone upload it on another server.
"And then Earthlings discovered tools. Suddenly agreeing with friends could be a form of suicide or worse. But agreements went on, not for the sake of common sense, or decency, or self preservation, but for friendliness."
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
September 24 2008 11:38 GMT
#35
LOOOOOOL what the fuuuck
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
September 24 2008 12:14 GMT
#36
LOL
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
September 24 2008 12:18 GMT
#37
OMG, that was made of awesome, I'm going to find a way to replace the WCG theme song with that.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
September 24 2008 12:43 GMT
#38
LEGENDARY AND GODLIKE
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
September 24 2008 13:38 GMT
#39
*dips finger in* *puts finger in mouth while looking contemplative* *finally nods* yep, pure own
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
September 24 2008 14:03 GMT
#40
5/5 definately
https://www.twitch.tv/MasterReY/ ~ Biggest Reach fan on TL.net (Don't even dare to mention LR now) ~ R.I.P Violet ~ Developer of SCRChart
TL+ Member
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
September 24 2008 14:23 GMT
#41
Epic.

Love the organ stylin'.

Nice rapping and nice little production in general.

LET ME TELL YOU WHAT'S GOOD.
Storchen
Profile Joined September 2006
Sweden4385 Posts
September 24 2008 14:26 GMT
#42
this is so awesome!! Had it on repeat for 15 minutes now. EPIC!
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
September 24 2008 14:30 GMT
#43
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

5/5
^-^
hasuprotoss
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States4647 Posts
September 24 2008 15:31 GMT
#44
Can't wait to get out of class so i can be epically amazed by this epicness...
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?viewdays=0&show_part=5 <--- Articles Section on TL
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
September 24 2008 15:35 GMT
#45
Best part is the pope lol.
SpiralArchitect
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2116 Posts
September 24 2008 15:38 GMT
#46
Wow I am so putting this on my ipod and bumping the shit out of it in my car.

5/5
TeamLiquids #1 illiterate writer, writin dem wordz is de hardz.
JudgeMathis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Cuba1286 Posts
September 24 2008 15:58 GMT
#47
Wow.. This is great.
Benching 225 is light weight. Soy Cubano y Boricua!
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25998 Posts
September 24 2008 15:58 GMT
#48
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Moderator
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25998 Posts
September 24 2008 16:00 GMT
#49
What the fuck this is so unbelievable hahahaha
Moderator
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
September 24 2008 16:08 GMT
#50
When I saw everyone making a big deal, I though they were only doing this to suck up to Yubee, but holy fuck that is awesome. Seriously, how much time did you spend on that haha?
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
September 24 2008 16:33 GMT
#51
On September 25 2008 01:08 Salv wrote:
When I saw everyone making a big deal, I though they were only doing this to suck up to Yubee, but holy fuck that is awesome. Seriously, how much time did you spend on that haha?

Yubee made beats for 30 min I took that time to find a flow and I recorded/refined shit for like 15 min and he took whatever time was left to complete the track. I fell asleep though
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
September 24 2008 16:34 GMT
#52
LOL.
Brood War loyalist
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
September 24 2008 16:41 GMT
#53
OMFG BEST SONG EVER!
Zelniq
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States7166 Posts
September 24 2008 16:49 GMT
#54
i'm impressed..that was really good!
ModeratorBlame yourself or God
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
September 24 2008 17:07 GMT
#55
Somebody should put this on youtube, the world needs to hear this.
Awesome song.
Viledica
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada361 Posts
September 24 2008 17:17 GMT
#56
Lmao, incredible. XD
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
September 24 2008 17:21 GMT
#57
Ahahahawesome!

I keep thinking "ok just one more time".

It's been looping non-stop for a while now
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KrAzYfoOL
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Australia3037 Posts
September 24 2008 17:34 GMT
#58
hahaha well done
It's better to burn out than to fade away
GrayArea
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States872 Posts
September 24 2008 17:50 GMT
#59
lolol, very nice ahahah
Kang Min Fighting!
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-24 18:38:12
September 24 2008 18:31 GMT
#60
On September 25 2008 02:07 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Somebody should put this on youtube, the world needs to hear this.
Awesome song.

lmao, you just gave me something to do while I start my day off at work.
Haven't listened to it yet though

edit- overhyped, disappointed.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
September 24 2008 19:15 GMT
#61
What is this rapidshare shit?

direct dl
Administrator
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
September 24 2008 19:43 GMT
#62
hey it is really cool.
this song has a really good quality what I didn't expect.
and of course lyrics rocks kinda
good job
And all is illuminated.
capek
Profile Joined September 2008
United States585 Posts
September 24 2008 20:16 GMT
#63
On September 25 2008 04:15 SonuvBob wrote:
What is this rapidshare shit?

direct dl

i was using rapidshare as an excuse to not listen to it.
now that i did, i'm glad you put it up.
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
September 24 2008 20:38 GMT
#64
3333~
w/e
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
September 24 2008 20:44 GMT
#65
ROFL how did u do this xD...
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
September 24 2008 20:56 GMT
#66
OMG THIS IS SO BALLER.
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Eti307
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Canada3442 Posts
September 24 2008 21:28 GMT
#67
hahahahahaha that's so awesome
Realpenguin
Profile Joined December 2006
8253 Posts
September 24 2008 22:10 GMT
#68
ahahahhahaha

omg hax
<Wolfpox> i remember when MVP beat that one guy, and everyone was like 'whoa' except that penguin dude.
SpiralArchitect
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2116 Posts
September 24 2008 22:17 GMT
#69
Ok probably like 20 plays deep now and I have truly analyzed the core elements that make this song so fucking great.

1. Constant References to Crotch are (note: not the penis, the crotch. Therefore making the imbibed "crotchmaster" master of all crotches, not just his own.
2. Insanely catchy drum and keyboard music.
3. Reference to religious leaders and there place of residence in a "ghetto manner" (See: The Vatican be all up in your grill.)
4. When literally described the the crotch master is: good, a master, loved by the women, knows other dudes have small dicks, a wrestler, a scholar worthy of the bible, a one and only master backed by the vatican, owner of a fresh scrotum, in posession of a beast in his pants, a weed smoker, huffin and puffin, owner of all women, the crotch master, probably riding a dragon, able to plug holes in hoover dam, visible from a mile away, able to ask oneself a question then answer it in convincing fashion.

Yep thats pretty much it
TeamLiquids #1 illiterate writer, writin dem wordz is de hardz.
EGMachine
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1643 Posts
September 25 2008 00:40 GMT
#70
TSL-2 THEME SONG!!!
I'm like, the coolest
HotZhot
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Colombia677 Posts
September 25 2008 01:11 GMT
#71
fucking sick, looped for life
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Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
September 25 2008 02:02 GMT
#72
lol, i downloaded this when it first came up but the library computer didn't have speakers... the whole day i was waiting to hear it and now that i have.....

LOL!!!!!!!

nice!
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-25 02:36:59
September 25 2008 02:05 GMT
#73
Hahahahahaha this is SO SICK. I have listened to it like 5 30 times so far, still looping.
Moderator<:3-/-<
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
September 25 2008 03:33 GMT
#74
WIN

I love the style! That kind of oldschoolish rap.
lovelyrose
Profile Joined July 2003
Canada160 Posts
September 25 2008 06:02 GMT
#75
haha, great job. I'd gladly try a death metal cover of this.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-25 07:21:54
September 25 2008 06:48 GMT
#76
On September 25 2008 15:02 lovelyrose wrote:
haha, great job. I'd gladly try a death metal cover of this.


BUTTS LOL
but seriously gogo death metal
and nothing that sounds like a cat trapped in a blender please
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
September 25 2008 12:52 GMT
#77
hahahahahahahahahahaahahah fucking amazing looooooooooooooooool
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
LazySCV
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
United States2942 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-25 13:04:26
September 25 2008 13:00 GMT
#78
--- Nuked ---
Hyperionnn
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Turkey4968 Posts
September 25 2008 15:42 GMT
#79
LOOL
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
September 25 2008 16:23 GMT
#80
LOOOLLLLL pure ownage lol
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
September 25 2008 18:08 GMT
#81
hahaha 5/5

ra ra ra remix time
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
September 26 2008 03:27 GMT
#82
bump for great justice
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
September 26 2008 11:24 GMT
#83
BTW Saya did you put like a tiny bit of distortion on your vocal track? It sounds fucking awesome whatever makes it sound like that.
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
September 26 2008 14:28 GMT
#84
I have no idea yubee did the post processing
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-27 21:54:30
September 27 2008 21:54 GMT
#85
more plz 10/5
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
September 29 2008 10:11 GMT
#86
Srsly I listen to this over 9000 times a day.

No joke, I put it on loop and go on iccup and play starcraft.

FUCK THE BEAT IS TOO BALLER
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
September 30 2008 07:14 GMT
#87
this is so fucking great. Thanks for posting this
meathook
Profile Joined December 2007
1289 Posts
September 30 2008 17:18 GMT
#88
Waiting for the video.
An ugly planet. A bug planet.
fgsvsd
Profile Joined June 2007
Switzerland348 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-02 03:36:41
October 02 2008 03:35 GMT
#89
THERES NO DOUBT IN MY MIND WHO THE CROTCHMASTERS IS NOW
YOU CAN SHOUT AND BE BLIND OR CUNTEMPLATE AND MOAN "WOW"
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17735 Posts
October 02 2008 07:41 GMT
#90
i just listened to this right now ahha

I'M THE CROTCHMASTER, YES I AM
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
October 03 2008 04:41 GMT
#91
I was just in the car with my friends and I blasted Crotchmaster. They found it hilarious!
mSLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
115 Posts
October 03 2008 06:16 GMT
#92
NEEDS MORE MUSIC VIDEO.
My nationality is NOT Canadian, And that's all you need to know.
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
October 04 2008 17:08 GMT
#93
On October 03 2008 15:16 mSLeGenD wrote:
NEEDS MORE MUSIC VIDEO.


100% AGREED 5/5 WOULD READ AGAIN
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
October 04 2008 22:07 GMT
#94
TL.Net vs GG.net Showmatch = Crotchmaster Ownage Showmatch
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
CFDragon
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States304 Posts
October 05 2008 13:03 GMT
#95
How awesome would it be to have this in like, a Guitar Hero game or something, haha...
PhOeniX[MinD]
Profile Joined August 2008
361 Posts
October 12 2008 21:12 GMT
#96
FakeSteve rap owns
KT_FlaSh #1
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-12 21:23:39
October 12 2008 21:23 GMT
#97
Just a random idea, if a video hasn't been posted yet why don't we get all TLers (or as many as we can get) to all submit videos of themselves doing the FBH dance. Then we edit them together with this as the sound track

Edit: and why was this unstickied?!?!?!?!?!
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
October 12 2008 23:28 GMT
#98
On October 13 2008 06:23 Falcynn wrote:
Edit: and why was this unstickied?!?!?!?!?!


Agreed must be stickied for all time

lololol
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
October 13 2008 05:16 GMT
#99
On September 24 2008 16:59 intrigue wrote:
TSL2 opening please


Seconded. As a tsl opening, that would be amazing.
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boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
October 13 2008 07:26 GMT
#100
--- Nuked ---
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
October 18 2008 05:17 GMT
#101
I just showed this to a couple of friends and they asked the name of the group...I didn't want to explain my obsession with starcraft and why I'm on this site daily, so I just said "Teeth Punching Robots"...is that cool? It also sounded like an awesome name for a music group too.

(tbh this is just a bump since this doesn't deserve to be on the third page...yet)
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
October 18 2008 08:17 GMT
#102
On October 13 2008 16:26 boesthius wrote:
oh my sweet jesus i want this as my ringtone and then i'm going to make it as the startup theme for my computer SOLID GOLD JERRY, GOLDDDDDDEN.

5/5


What phone do you have that you can put mp3s from your computer as your ringtone?

I've been looking for a phone that can do that for ages.
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
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