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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-30 23:40:56
September 23 2008 15:01 GMT
#1
I'M THE CROTCHMASTER, YES I AM
ALL THE GIRLIES WANNA DO ME AND THE HOMIES SAY DAMN
I CAN SEE IT IN THEIR EYES THEY JUST WANNA BE ME
WELL I'M SORRY FELLAS YOU GOT TINY PEEPEES

I'M THE CROTCHMASTER, YES I AM
BEGIN WITH A SUPLEX INTO A BODY SLAM
FEEDIN BITCHES ELBOWS OFF THE FUCKIN TOP ROPE
NEW SCRIPTURE IN THE BIBLE FROM THE MOTHERFUCKIN POPE

"THOU SHALT NOT HAIL ANY MAN CROTCHMASTER
BUT THE ONE TRUE CROTCHMASTER
OR THE VATICAN BE UP IN YO' GRILL, SEE?"

I'M THE CROTCHMASTER, YES I AM
MY SCROTUM ALWAYS SMELLS AS FRESH AS MY JAMS
IF YOU START SHIT I'LL JUST OPEN MY FLY
YOU'LL TREMBLE IN FEAR WHEN MY BEAST MEETS YOUR EYE

I'M THE CROTCHMASTER, YES I AM
SMOKE A HUNDRED JOINTS TIL THE FUCKIN' A.M.
HUFFIN AND PUFFIN AND SMOKIN MY DOPE
NEW SCRIPTURE IN THE BIBLE FROM THE MOTHERFUCKIN POPE

"THOU SALT NOT COVET THY WIFE
BECAUSE THY WIFE ALREADY BELONGS TO THE CROTCHMASTER
BUT DONT SWEAT IT HOMES BITCHES AINT SHIT"

I'M THE CROTCHMASTER, YES I AM
IF YOU SEE ME COMIN YOU BETTER SCRAM
IF I SHOULD TURN AROUND TOO A-BRUPT-LY
MY MIGHTY SEA DRAGON KNOCK YOU RIGHT OFF YOUR FEET

I'M THE CROTCHMASTER, YES I AM
PLUGGIN UP HOLES IN THE HOOVER DAM
IF YOU SEE ME STANDIN A MILE AWAY
YEAH I GUESS YOU CAN TOUCH BUT A BITCH GOTTA PAY

WHOS THE CROTCHMASTER



****
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 23 2008 15:02 GMT
#2
hahahahahah
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Plexa
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Aotearoa39261 Posts
September 23 2008 15:04 GMT
#3
lol wtf haha
Administrator~ Spirit will set you free ~
rushz0rz
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Canada5300 Posts
September 23 2008 15:05 GMT
#4
LOL

MY SCROTUM ALWAYS SMELLS AS FRESH AS MY JAMS
IF YOU START SHIT I'LL JUST OPEN MY FLY
YOU'LL TREMBLE IN FEAR WHEN MY BEAST MEETS YOUR EYE
IntoTheRainBOw fan~
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
September 23 2008 15:08 GMT
#5
TINY PEEPEES
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Fishball
Profile Joined December 2005
Canada4788 Posts
September 23 2008 15:11 GMT
#6
I still want to hear your record an mp3 of this.
靈魂交響曲
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
September 23 2008 15:12 GMT
#7
lolz

needs more pope imo
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
September 23 2008 15:13 GMT
#8
rofllllllllll
^-^
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
September 23 2008 15:19 GMT
#9


Steve lol
w/e
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
September 23 2008 15:28 GMT
#10
loooooooooooool
Moderator<:3-/-<
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
September 23 2008 15:30 GMT
#11
fbh is the crotch master
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
September 23 2008 15:39 GMT
#12
Cool poem dude
Hi
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
September 23 2008 15:44 GMT
#13
ITS A SONG
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
September 23 2008 15:45 GMT
#14
Fucking amazing
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
September 23 2008 15:54 GMT
#15
hahahaha niceeeeeeee
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
September 23 2008 16:03 GMT
#16
when can we expect a remix version?
_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
September 23 2008 16:15 GMT
#17
Stevedeth!
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
September 23 2008 16:23 GMT
#18
This song is godlike hahahahah too good Fakesteve
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 23 2008 16:46 GMT
#19
btw the song i'm working on now is called Skeleton Chef
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Deleted User 31060
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
3788 Posts
September 23 2008 16:57 GMT
#20
this accurately describes FS's view on the world
Peaked at C- on ICCUP and proud of it! @Sunyveil
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
September 23 2008 17:39 GMT
#21
ehh..
LightRailCoyote
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States982 Posts
September 23 2008 18:19 GMT
#22
A love song for Yum Bo Sung.
AKA SurfSolar ----- This is the product of a DIY inadequate home
_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
September 23 2008 18:20 GMT
#23
On September 24 2008 01:46 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
btw the song i'm working on now is called Skeleton Chef


Hahahahha, Skeleton Chef, amazing!
HotZhot
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Colombia677 Posts
September 23 2008 18:42 GMT
#24
So what kind of rythm does this have? i cant help but put a michael jackson's song rythm into it, can't recall the name at the moment though
I only smile in the darK [] sAviOr//JaeDong Fan 4 Ever ~ CJ Entusman # 7
SixSongs
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Poland1455 Posts
September 23 2008 19:00 GMT
#25
Great song, keep it up!
The Prince of DroneS
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
September 23 2008 19:14 GMT
#26
haha are we suppose to sing this to the beat of in the ayer?
Tadzio
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
3340 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-23 19:34:40
September 23 2008 19:34 GMT
#27
Looks like it's sung to the tune of the ATHF themesong-- which is cool in itself.
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
September 23 2008 19:49 GMT
#28
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32148 Posts
September 23 2008 19:50 GMT
#29
This song needs accompanying mspaint so I can see waht he looks like!
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
September 23 2008 20:08 GMT
#30
haha, i love how steve is the first one to reply to this
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
September 23 2008 21:10 GMT
#31
Dude this needs to be in sound form or whatever
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
September 23 2008 21:39 GMT
#32
Firebathero?
Hi.
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
September 23 2008 22:00 GMT
#33
On September 24 2008 06:39 d(O.o)a wrote:
YangPan?


Fixed
w/e
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-23 22:20:29
September 23 2008 22:18 GMT
#34
On September 24 2008 07:00 InfeSteD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 24 2008 06:39 d(O.o)a wrote:
YangPan?


Fixed


:D:D:D GG!

edit: please sing this rape and then post it on youtube.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 24 2008 00:16 GMT
#35
On September 24 2008 06:10 SayaSP wrote:
Dude this needs to be in sound form or whatever


ok! first one to upload a rap of this over a sick beat gets their icon changed to whatever they want!

think like... old beastie boys style, thats what was in my head
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
September 24 2008 00:30 GMT
#36
On September 24 2008 09:16 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 24 2008 06:10 SayaSP wrote:
Dude this needs to be in sound form or whatever


ok! first one to upload a rap of this over a sick beat gets their icon changed to whatever they want!

think like... old beastie boys style, thats what was in my head


Haha anyone got the balls to do this?
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-24 01:18:53
September 24 2008 01:16 GMT
#37
On September 24 2008 09:30 Salv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 24 2008 09:16 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
On September 24 2008 06:10 SayaSP wrote:
Dude this needs to be in sound form or whatever


ok! first one to upload a rap of this over a sick beat gets their icon changed to whatever they want!

think like... old beastie boys style, thats what was in my head


Haha anyone got the balls to do this?


i'll do it tomorrow when no one is home so i don't look like a complete retard... (to my family)

oh yeah ill do it beastie boys intergalactic style where you put huge emphasis on the rhyming parts
UNFUCK YOURSELF
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-24 01:24:11
September 24 2008 01:23 GMT
#38
On September 24 2008 10:16 Nitrogen23 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 24 2008 09:30 Salv wrote:
On September 24 2008 09:16 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
On September 24 2008 06:10 SayaSP wrote:
Dude this needs to be in sound form or whatever


ok! first one to upload a rap of this over a sick beat gets their icon changed to whatever they want!

think like... old beastie boys style, thats what was in my head


Haha anyone got the balls to do this?


i'll do it tomorrow when no one is home so i don't look like a complete retard... (to my family)

oh yeah ill do it beastie boys intergalactic style where you put huge emphasis on the rhyming parts


niiiiiiice

pope part is obv a sick raging beat with some old guy's voice over it
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-24 01:29:31
September 24 2008 01:24 GMT
#39
On September 24 2008 10:23 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 24 2008 10:16 Nitrogen23 wrote:
On September 24 2008 09:30 Salv wrote:
On September 24 2008 09:16 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
On September 24 2008 06:10 SayaSP wrote:
Dude this needs to be in sound form or whatever


ok! first one to upload a rap of this over a sick beat gets their icon changed to whatever they want!

think like... old beastie boys style, thats what was in my head


Haha anyone got the balls to do this?


i'll do it tomorrow when no one is home so i don't look like a complete retard... (to my family)

oh yeah ill do it beastie boys intergalactic style where you put huge emphasis on the rhyming parts


niiiiiiice


oh yeah and it should be full of fun because im like 16 and my voice my crack some, and im very white.

wtf how am i supposed to get an old guy to rap
UNFUCK YOURSELF
renegade_zerg
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Korea (South)525 Posts
September 24 2008 01:36 GMT
#40
anyone working on getting this guy a record deal yet?? someone get a hold of Sony BMG
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-24 02:07:14
September 24 2008 01:50 GMT
#41
asian rappa! http://rapidshare.com/files/147871803/cmaster.wav.html

carrier pl0x/ or a microphone if its a custom icon.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-24 02:04:26
September 24 2008 01:52 GMT
#42
On September 24 2008 10:16 Nitrogen23 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 24 2008 09:30 Salv wrote:
On September 24 2008 09:16 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
On September 24 2008 06:10 SayaSP wrote:
Dude this needs to be in sound form or whatever


ok! first one to upload a rap of this over a sick beat gets their icon changed to whatever they want!

think like... old beastie boys style, thats what was in my head


Haha anyone got the balls to do this?


i'll do it tomorrow when no one is home so i don't look like a complete retard... (to my family)

oh yeah ill do it beastie boys intergalactic style where you put huge emphasis on the rhyming parts


Your new icon will be?

On September 24 2008 10:50 YanGpaN wrote:
asian rappa! http://rapidshare.com/files/147871803/cmaster.wav.html

reaver pl0x


DUDE, Yangpan just posted his rap haha! I just downloaded and listened to it, it's hilarious! Give him a custom icon! :D

Actually, is it a custom icon Fakesteve?
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
September 24 2008 02:38 GMT
#43
oh what the fuck.

i'm still making one though...
UNFUCK YOURSELF
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
September 24 2008 03:02 GMT
#44
i'm making one feat. sayaSP top that mothafucka it's a dog eat dog music business so get used to it
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 24 2008 03:02 GMT
#45
oh man im gonna have to choose the best
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 24 2008 03:05 GMT
#46
hahaha i just listened to yangpan's

thats awesome dude but WHERES THE BEATS??!?!??!?!
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
September 24 2008 04:00 GMT
#47
The beats can be added overtop, no one can deny the rapping skill that is Yangpan!
FR4CT4L
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia697 Posts
September 24 2008 04:15 GMT
#48
Alright I'm up for the CROTCHMASTER challenge! I hope I can drag my drummer into this affair.

How many days do we have?
Veni, vidi, vici!
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
September 24 2008 04:32 GMT
#49
On September 24 2008 13:15 FR4CT4L wrote:
Alright I'm up for the CROTCHMASTER challenge! I hope I can drag my drummer into this affair.

How many days do we have?
go to hell aussie, you'll never beat us!
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 24 2008 05:00 GMT
#50
On September 24 2008 13:15 FR4CT4L wrote:
Alright I'm up for the CROTCHMASTER challenge! I hope I can drag my drummer into this affair.

How many days do we have?


i dunno a day or two~
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
September 24 2008 07:31 GMT
#51
hello???1?!!? like omg
http://rapidshare.com/files/147921987/CROTCHMASTER.mp3.html
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 24 2008 07:44 GMT
#52
On September 24 2008 16:31 yubee wrote:
hello???1?!!? like omg
http://rapidshare.com/files/147921987/CROTCHMASTER.mp3.html


YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
September 24 2008 09:08 GMT
#53
DONT SWEAT IT BITCHES AINT SHIT
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
St3MoR
Profile Joined November 2002
Spain3256 Posts
September 24 2008 13:06 GMT
#54
On September 24 2008 16:44 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 24 2008 16:31 yubee wrote:
hello???1?!!? like omg
http://rapidshare.com/files/147921987/CROTCHMASTER.mp3.html


YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS



impressive bitches

pope would be proud
Prophet in TL of the Makoto0124 ways
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
September 24 2008 14:07 GMT
#55
holy fuck i give up. i can't beat yubees.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
JudgeMathis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Cuba1286 Posts
September 24 2008 15:57 GMT
#56
rofl.
Benching 225 is light weight. Soy Cubano y Boricua!
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
September 24 2008 16:13 GMT
#57
Shouldn't YangPan get the icon since:

Yubee already has one - and the quality of his obviously isn't going to be match
Faksteve said the first person to submit?
Yaqoob
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Canada3394 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-24 16:29:18
September 24 2008 16:23 GMT
#58
I agree Fakesteve said 'first one' and yangpang was the first.

the is hilarious lol [i mean yangpang's version]
김택용 Fighting!
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
September 24 2008 16:34 GMT
#59
HAHAHA.
Brood War loyalist
capek
Profile Joined September 2008
United States585 Posts
September 24 2008 20:15 GMT
#60
sea[shield] would be proud.
pachi
Profile Joined October 2006
Melbourne5338 Posts
September 25 2008 12:34 GMT
#61
steve changed the rules of his competition to best after the unexpected abundance in interest in the competition. thats pretty fair game
Moderatorpachi fanclub http://goto.tl/6DI9 。◕‿◕。
LazySCV
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
United States2942 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-25 13:35:01
September 25 2008 13:34 GMT
#62
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bumatlarge
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States4567 Posts
September 26 2008 02:19 GMT
#63
public class CROTCHMASTER
Together but separate, like oatmeal
Ghardo
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Germany1685 Posts
September 27 2008 15:28 GMT
#64
ahahahahahaha

how fucking nice is this

greaat stuff in da house
NergalSC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Poland186 Posts
September 27 2008 17:30 GMT
#65
Varg Vikernes from Burzum should sing it! :D
APO PANTOZ KAKODAIMONOZ
QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
September 29 2008 02:32 GMT
#66
now this is a story all about how my life got flipped upside down and i'd like to take a minute and just sit right there.. and tell my story about how i became the fresh prince of belair
Dario "TLO" Wünsch -- Favorite SC2 Player
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
September 29 2008 02:40 GMT
#67
this is in the league of punch em in the dick BLAAAAAHT
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1850 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-29 04:24:43
September 29 2008 04:24 GMT
#68
This reminds me of scatman. Which in a way, make it even more awesome that it was... Which is pretty damn hard. =D
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404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
September 29 2008 06:11 GMT
#69
You may have my first born.
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
Starparty
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Sweden1963 Posts
October 02 2008 12:58 GMT
#70
sing it and ill produce it lol
The artist formerly known as Starparty
Mortician
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Bulgaria2332 Posts
December 26 2009 20:40 GMT
#71
Bump for the newcomers
"If anything, the skill cap in sc2 is higher [than sc1] because there are a lot more things you can do at one given time. " darmousseh
OnceKing
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States939 Posts
February 08 2010 23:12 GMT
#72
The video has been taken off youtube, does anyone have it so that it can be reuploaded?
"Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got."
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
February 09 2010 00:00 GMT
#73
its on myspace music im pretty sure, there wasa couple on youtube when i looked for it a while back
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
February 09 2010 00:12 GMT
#74
rofl
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-09 00:39:22
February 09 2010 00:38 GMT
#75
ive got a video with 3 TL created songs.

3:12 is when CM starts
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11566 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-09 01:51:25
February 09 2010 01:48 GMT
#76
That smurg redtail diss is soooooooo good.
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
February 09 2010 01:57 GMT
#77
MP3! :D
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Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
February 09 2010 02:21 GMT
#78
HAHAH LOOLOLOLOOLOOL This is so good...wait wtf 2008..still awesome!
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
nicoaldo
Profile Joined March 2009
Argentina939 Posts
February 09 2010 02:53 GMT
#79
lol crotchmaster
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
February 09 2010 03:25 GMT
#80
On December 27 2009 05:40 Mortician wrote:
Bump for the newcomers

LOL
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3685 Posts
February 09 2010 04:48 GMT
#81
This was from Sept 08? I think this is my first "I feel old" moment. Great bump.
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
February 09 2010 16:00 GMT
#82
On February 09 2010 13:48 Durak wrote:
This was from Sept 08? I think this is my first "I feel old" moment. Great bump.

Qft WTF lollll
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Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3456 Posts
February 09 2010 17:38 GMT
#83
2010's best bump.
This song is stuck in my head.
Fakesteve's a hero.
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
February 09 2010 17:53 GMT
#84
I have tried to show this song to so many of my friends. I proudly keep it on my mp3, and I will never remove it.
Great bump.
KinosJourney2
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden1811 Posts
March 16 2010 16:30 GMT
#85
Haha, as soon as i heard this i shat drawers. Had it on my MP3 since i heard it, fucking awesome stuff

I love you, FakeSteve.
ocho wrote: EDIT: NEVERMIND, THIS THING HAS APM TECHNOLOGY OMG
Crimson
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States311 Posts
December 30 2010 23:38 GMT
#86
bump for best sc(?) song
KinosJourney2
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden1811 Posts
December 30 2010 23:49 GMT
#87
It's not really related to Starcraft, but it's a fucking great song either way.
ocho wrote: EDIT: NEVERMIND, THIS THING HAS APM TECHNOLOGY OMG
Beneather
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada451 Posts
December 31 2010 03:52 GMT
#88
>.< That's Hilarious!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Day[9} <3
bITt.mAN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Switzerland3693 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-22 10:32:30
June 22 2011 10:30 GMT
#89
Now you can be part of the never-ending loop as well!

Go check out the dong.
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drooL
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United Kingdom2108 Posts
June 22 2011 13:07 GMT
#90
killer bump dawg.
@nowSimon
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
June 22 2011 15:19 GMT
#91
ahahahahaha crotchmasterrrrr
Writer
XXGeneration
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States625 Posts
June 23 2011 05:22 GMT
#92
aww yeah
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Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
June 23 2011 05:48 GMT
#93
Fantastic bump lol... I'd say it's time for another crotchmaster
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Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
June 23 2011 05:55 GMT
#94


That is all.
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Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
June 23 2011 05:56 GMT
#95
new scripture in the bible from the motherfuckin pope
UNFUCK YOURSELF
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
September 17 2011 11:04 GMT
#96
looooooooooool
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
September 17 2011 11:07 GMT
#97
This is a good bump. Take note and stop bumping random shit.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
September 17 2011 11:16 GMT
#98
this is not a good bump

fw sucks
Writer
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-17 11:17:52
September 17 2011 11:16 GMT
#99
Yes this is a good bump. imomomomomomo
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Xiron
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany1233 Posts
September 17 2011 11:28 GMT
#100
rofl that is amazing.
"The way of life can be free and beautiful. But we have lost the way. " - Charlie Chaplin
Vain
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Netherlands1115 Posts
September 17 2011 12:23 GMT
#101
Noooooooooo, Why on earth would you want to bump that
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