EPT
ALL THE GIRLIES WANNA DO ME AND THE HOMIES SAY DAMN
I CAN SEE IT IN THEIR EYES THEY JUST WANNA BE ME
WELL I'M SORRY FELLAS YOU GOT TINY PEEPEES
I'M THE CROTCHMASTER, YES I AM
BEGIN WITH A SUPLEX INTO A BODY SLAM
FEEDIN BITCHES ELBOWS OFF THE FUCKIN TOP ROPE
NEW SCRIPTURE IN THE BIBLE FROM THE MOTHERFUCKIN POPE
"THOU SHALT NOT HAIL ANY MAN CROTCHMASTER
BUT THE ONE TRUE CROTCHMASTER
OR THE VATICAN BE UP IN YO' GRILL, SEE?"
I'M THE CROTCHMASTER, YES I AM
MY SCROTUM ALWAYS SMELLS AS FRESH AS MY JAMS
IF YOU START SHIT I'LL JUST OPEN MY FLY
YOU'LL TREMBLE IN FEAR WHEN MY BEAST MEETS YOUR EYE
I'M THE CROTCHMASTER, YES I AM
SMOKE A HUNDRED JOINTS TIL THE FUCKIN' A.M.
HUFFIN AND PUFFIN AND SMOKIN MY DOPE
NEW SCRIPTURE IN THE BIBLE FROM THE MOTHERFUCKIN POPE
"THOU SALT NOT COVET THY WIFE
BECAUSE THY WIFE ALREADY BELONGS TO THE CROTCHMASTER
BUT DONT SWEAT IT HOMES BITCHES AINT SHIT"
I'M THE CROTCHMASTER, YES I AM
IF YOU SEE ME COMIN YOU BETTER SCRAM
IF I SHOULD TURN AROUND TOO A-BRUPT-LY
MY MIGHTY SEA DRAGON KNOCK YOU RIGHT OFF YOUR FEET
I'M THE CROTCHMASTER, YES I AM
PLUGGIN UP HOLES IN THE HOOVER DAM
IF YOU SEE ME STANDIN A MILE AWAY
YEAH I GUESS YOU CAN TOUCH BUT A BITCH GOTTA PAY
WHOS THE CROTCHMASTER
