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lwstupidus
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States74 Posts
September 23 2008 02:59 GMT
#1
Last night my boss Chuck bought a new car 2008 BMW Z4. We work out of an apartment where I do mostly loan processing work. As the night came to a close, me and one of my co-workers, Bobby, were jabbing about who the better driver was and we eventually decided there was one way to find out. I knew Bobby a while, we had worked together for a few years and he was a pretty nice guy, talk is just talk after all.

Bobby wanted me to take his car out and show him how good of a driver I really was, never having driven with me. Chuck also hopped in so we drove a couple blocks to a McDonald's. While driving Bobby started acting like a complete idiot and covered my eyes and said "Let's see how good you can drive now." I didn't react well and ended up scraping against the guard rail, and he shouted "What the fuck did you do to my car man?" He told me to pull over and then grabbed me and flung my body to the curb. "Get in the fucking passenger seat" he shouted. He jumped up and sat in the driver seat.

His face suddenly turned from anger to a smug grin, and forced his foot against the gas pedal. Within a matter of seconds we were up to almost 70 miles per hour and driving into incoming traffic when he made a sharp turn right. The truck we were in rammed into the local Hair Cuttery. Glass was everywhere and Chuck lied still on the ground covered in blood and shards of glass. I could barely breathe and scrambled out of the truck, crawling into the closed building directly across the street. I peered out the window and saw Bobby coming towards me.

"What's a matter Sammy?" he said. He was holding a pair of scissors in his hands and made his way closer. I was very scared, I didn't want to die and why he was acting like this made no sense. I hid behind the door and waited for him to enter; the wait seemed like an eternity. He kicked open the door and walked in, and I immediately jumped on his back and used my arms to get a lock around his neck. Bobby was simply too big and strong for me, he took both his arms and hurled me off his body to the floor. He walked over and said "Goodbye Sammy." His arm lunged forward and I grabbed his wrist, and he forced the scissors closer to my face.

I knew it was all about to be over, so I had to try something quickly, so I arched my back and swung my right foot in his direction, hitting him square in the face. He stumbled to the floor, leaving a trail of saliva and blood. The scissors fell, but he was still moving.

I knew this was my last chance, I grabbed the scissors and plunged them straight into his heart, the heart of someone I considered a friend.

I'm not sure what happened next. Everything got dark all of a sudden and when I opened my eyes, all I could see was white. My hand was still extended in a stabbing motion, and I backed up my head. I was looking at a wall. It was all a dream I realized.. a stupid dream. But I learned something about myself that day, that I could kill if I had too, I wasn't the pussy I thought I was.

That's why I joined the Army. God bless the USA.

*
a penne saved is a penne earned
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
September 23 2008 03:07 GMT
#2
Good Luck
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
Vharox
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States1037 Posts
September 23 2008 03:12 GMT
#3
wuut
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
September 23 2008 03:17 GMT
#4
Would of been better with ninjas imo.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
LightRailCoyote
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States982 Posts
September 23 2008 03:23 GMT
#5
Did i miss something here?
AKA SurfSolar ----- This is the product of a DIY inadequate home
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
September 23 2008 03:24 GMT
#6
sick dream.
CapO
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1615 Posts
September 23 2008 03:24 GMT
#7
wtf.. your title's misleading. 낚였다... idk how to say it english, but simply, i got owned.
SNSD fan
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
September 23 2008 03:26 GMT
#8
Rofl it's hilarious how you attribute it to the USA. Yeah, 'god bless'. :S
Oh no
Fr33t
Profile Joined June 2008
United States1128 Posts
September 23 2008 03:28 GMT
#9
Damn, that's pretty fucked up
"Wow you could literally transport Lomo's face to a girl and the result would be pretty deceptive."
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 23 2008 03:42 GMT
#10
Joining the army cause you had a dream about killing your friend sounds like all the fucking wrong reasons to join a military. Great: You have confidence that you earned from stabbing your friend in the heart with scissors in a dream.
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
September 23 2008 03:49 GMT
#11
Crazy dream, but thats not a good reason to join.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
September 23 2008 03:59 GMT
#12
I hear they use guns in war.
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
September 23 2008 04:01 GMT
#13
On September 23 2008 12:42 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Joining the army cause you had a dream about killing your friend sounds like all the fucking wrong reasons to join a military. Great: You have confidence that you earned from stabbing your friend in the heart with scissors in a dream.


This.
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
September 23 2008 04:05 GMT
#14
I suppose someone has to actually kill someone else before they have the confidence you deem necessary right Incontrol?
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
September 23 2008 04:12 GMT
#15
On September 23 2008 12:26 prOxi.swAMi wrote:
Rofl it's hilarious how you attribute it to the USA. Yeah, 'god bless'. :S

Hey, fuck you hippie! USA, FUCK YEAH!
This neo violence, pure self defiance
aTnClouD
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Italy2428 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-23 04:24:45
September 23 2008 04:24 GMT
#16
OP's reasoning reminds me of Animal Mother.
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/hunter692007/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 23 2008 04:35 GMT
#17
On September 23 2008 13:05 NoobsOfWrath wrote:
I suppose someone has to actually kill someone else before they have the confidence you deem necessary right Incontrol?


Nope. I'd say gaining confidence from killing, pretending to kill, wishing you could kill, talking about killing, drawing pictures of killing, fingering a butthole and thinking about killing etc.. are ALL bad reasons to join the military or gain any kind of confidence. It'd be like drowning yourself to know that you'd be a good lifeguard. If you join the military cause you want to kill then you are joining for the wrong reasons.. or at least reasons that people will argue against. But I guess you'd read the OP and be like "Amerika, FUCK YEAH. Get dem der terrorists!"
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
September 23 2008 04:56 GMT
#18
You join military to fight for your country or to defend it, not so you can kill people......I'll be worry if thats what people are joining the army for.
zobz
Profile Joined November 2005
Canada2175 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-23 05:02:17
September 23 2008 05:00 GMT
#19
For fiction this isn't that bad, but for a true story that is pretty fucked up. And what exactly do you mean by god bless america? You'd better watch yourself as you progress in the military and make real sure you don't turn into a psycho imo
"That's not gonna be good for business." "That's not gonna be good for anybody."
BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
September 23 2008 06:21 GMT
#20
On September 23 2008 12:59 Snet wrote:
I hear they use guns in war.


Bayonette anyone?
#3 Member of the Chill Fanclub / Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaeger died. --Ser Jorah Mormont TL MAFIA FORUM http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 go go !
timchi
Profile Joined December 2007
United States57 Posts
September 23 2008 06:32 GMT
#21
sounds intense o.o
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7584 Posts
September 23 2008 06:57 GMT
#22
Alot of people don't think their pussys because of their imaginations.

Nextel anybody?

I always get sickened when people join the militiary because of want to kill. Not Honor, a sense of duty, but a desire to ruin and murder.

At least my friends joined the military for reasons that weren't fucking demented.
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
September 23 2008 07:04 GMT
#23
Well for someone who has stupid in their username I suppose it's not surprising.
No I'm never serious.
ShloobeR
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Korea (South)3829 Posts
September 23 2008 07:44 GMT
#24
I wouldnt tell your superior that you joined the army because you had dreams of killing your friends.

It wouldnt go down so well
: o )
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
September 23 2008 11:13 GMT
#25
Soldier 1: I joined the army because I felt it was my duty to serve my country in any way I can. I felt that by joining the army, I would be able to protect and fight for this great nation. I feel it is an honor for me to be here fighting for what I believe is a grand cause. God bless America. So whats your reason for joining the army?

Soldier 2: well..
+ Show Spoiler +
On September 23 2008 11:59 lwstupidus wrote:
Last night my boss Chuck bought a new car 2008 BMW Z4. We work out of an apartment where I do mostly loan processing work. As the night came to a close, me and one of my co-workers, Bobby, were jabbing about who the better driver was and we eventually decided there was one way to find out. I knew Bobby a while, we had worked together for a few years and he was a pretty nice guy, talk is just talk after all.

Bobby wanted me to take his car out and show him how good of a driver I really was, never having driven with me. Chuck also hopped in so we drove a couple blocks to a McDonald's. While driving Bobby started acting like a complete idiot and covered my eyes and said "Let's see how good you can drive now." I didn't react well and ended up scraping against the guard rail, and he shouted "What the fuck did you do to my car man?" He told me to pull over and then grabbed me and flung my body to the curb. "Get in the fucking passenger seat" he shouted. He jumped up and sat in the driver seat.

His face suddenly turned from anger to a smug grin, and forced his foot against the gas pedal. Within a matter of seconds we were up to almost 70 miles per hour and driving into incoming traffic when he made a sharp turn right. The truck we were in rammed into the local Hair Cuttery. Glass was everywhere and Chuck lied still on the ground covered in blood and shards of glass. I could barely breathe and scrambled out of the truck, crawling into the closed building directly across the street. I peered out the window and saw Bobby coming towards me.

"What's a matter Sammy?" he said. He was holding a pair of scissors in his hands and made his way closer. I was very scared, I didn't want to die and why he was acting like this made no sense. I hid behind the door and waited for him to enter; the wait seemed like an eternity. He kicked open the door and walked in, and I immediately jumped on his back and used my arms to get a lock around his neck. Bobby was simply too big and strong for me, he took both his arms and hurled me off his body to the floor. He walked over and said "Goodbye Sammy." His arm lunged forward and I grabbed his wrist, and he forced the scissors closer to my face.

I knew it was all about to be over, so I had to try something quickly, so I arched my back and swung my right foot in his direction, hitting him square in the face. He stumbled to the floor, leaving a trail of saliva and blood. The scissors fell, but he was still moving.

I knew this was my last chance, I grabbed the scissors and plunged them straight into his heart, the heart of someone I considered a friend.

I'm not sure what happened next. Everything got dark all of a sudden and when I opened my eyes, all I could see was white. My hand was still extended in a stabbing motion, and I backed up my head. I was looking at a wall. It was all a dream I realized.. a stupid dream. But I learned something about myself that day, that I could kill if I had too, I wasn't the pussy I thought I was.

That's why I joined the Army. God bless the USA.


Soldier 1: ...
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
September 23 2008 11:52 GMT
#26
I hope Soldier 1 was being sarcastic?
This neo violence, pure self defiance
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
September 23 2008 12:10 GMT
#27
On September 23 2008 20:52 Hittegods wrote:
I hope Soldier 1 was being sarcastic?

He was exaggerating
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
September 23 2008 13:28 GMT
#28
Pretty fucked up dream. I'm more surprised you can remember all of that!
lwstupidus
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States74 Posts
September 23 2008 17:09 GMT
#29
On September 23 2008 22:28 Salv wrote:
Pretty fucked up dream. I'm more surprised you can remember all of that!


This dream changed my life, I can remember every vivid detail.
a penne saved is a penne earned
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
September 24 2008 03:20 GMT
#30
what the fuck.

I had a dream I could fly and become a super saiyan.


That's when I invented the Kamehameha.
Februarys
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Korea (South)259 Posts
September 24 2008 03:41 GMT
#31
On September 23 2008 20:13 o3.power91 wrote:
Soldier 1: I joined the army because I felt it was my duty to serve my country in any way I can. I felt that by joining the army, I would be able to protect and fight for this great nation. I feel it is an honor for me to be here fighting for what I believe is a grand cause. God bless America. So whats your reason for joining the army?

Soldier 2: well..
+ Show Spoiler +
On September 23 2008 11:59 lwstupidus wrote:
Last night my boss Chuck bought a new car 2008 BMW Z4. We work out of an apartment where I do mostly loan processing work. As the night came to a close, me and one of my co-workers, Bobby, were jabbing about who the better driver was and we eventually decided there was one way to find out. I knew Bobby a while, we had worked together for a few years and he was a pretty nice guy, talk is just talk after all.

Bobby wanted me to take his car out and show him how good of a driver I really was, never having driven with me. Chuck also hopped in so we drove a couple blocks to a McDonald's. While driving Bobby started acting like a complete idiot and covered my eyes and said "Let's see how good you can drive now." I didn't react well and ended up scraping against the guard rail, and he shouted "What the fuck did you do to my car man?" He told me to pull over and then grabbed me and flung my body to the curb. "Get in the fucking passenger seat" he shouted. He jumped up and sat in the driver seat.

His face suddenly turned from anger to a smug grin, and forced his foot against the gas pedal. Within a matter of seconds we were up to almost 70 miles per hour and driving into incoming traffic when he made a sharp turn right. The truck we were in rammed into the local Hair Cuttery. Glass was everywhere and Chuck lied still on the ground covered in blood and shards of glass. I could barely breathe and scrambled out of the truck, crawling into the closed building directly across the street. I peered out the window and saw Bobby coming towards me.

"What's a matter Sammy?" he said. He was holding a pair of scissors in his hands and made his way closer. I was very scared, I didn't want to die and why he was acting like this made no sense. I hid behind the door and waited for him to enter; the wait seemed like an eternity. He kicked open the door and walked in, and I immediately jumped on his back and used my arms to get a lock around his neck. Bobby was simply too big and strong for me, he took both his arms and hurled me off his body to the floor. He walked over and said "Goodbye Sammy." His arm lunged forward and I grabbed his wrist, and he forced the scissors closer to my face.

I knew it was all about to be over, so I had to try something quickly, so I arched my back and swung my right foot in his direction, hitting him square in the face. He stumbled to the floor, leaving a trail of saliva and blood. The scissors fell, but he was still moving.

I knew this was my last chance, I grabbed the scissors and plunged them straight into his heart, the heart of someone I considered a friend.

I'm not sure what happened next. Everything got dark all of a sudden and when I opened my eyes, all I could see was white. My hand was still extended in a stabbing motion, and I backed up my head. I was looking at a wall. It was all a dream I realized.. a stupid dream. But I learned something about myself that day, that I could kill if I had too, I wasn't the pussy I thought I was.

That's why I joined the Army. God bless the USA.


Soldier 1: ...


lol agree 100%
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Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
September 24 2008 04:00 GMT
#32
On September 23 2008 13:56 XCetron wrote:
You join military to fight for your country or to defend it, not so you can kill people......I'll be worry if thats what people are joining the army for.


lots of people join the military because they like to kill people. until they get killed then its no fun
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