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Last night my boss Chuck bought a new car 2008 BMW Z4. We work out of an apartment where I do mostly loan processing work. As the night came to a close, me and one of my co-workers, Bobby, were jabbing about who the better driver was and we eventually decided there was one way to find out. I knew Bobby a while, we had worked together for a few years and he was a pretty nice guy, talk is just talk after all.
Bobby wanted me to take his car out and show him how good of a driver I really was, never having driven with me. Chuck also hopped in so we drove a couple blocks to a McDonald's. While driving Bobby started acting like a complete idiot and covered my eyes and said "Let's see how good you can drive now." I didn't react well and ended up scraping against the guard rail, and he shouted "What the fuck did you do to my car man?" He told me to pull over and then grabbed me and flung my body to the curb. "Get in the fucking passenger seat" he shouted. He jumped up and sat in the driver seat.
His face suddenly turned from anger to a smug grin, and forced his foot against the gas pedal. Within a matter of seconds we were up to almost 70 miles per hour and driving into incoming traffic when he made a sharp turn right. The truck we were in rammed into the local Hair Cuttery. Glass was everywhere and Chuck lied still on the ground covered in blood and shards of glass. I could barely breathe and scrambled out of the truck, crawling into the closed building directly across the street. I peered out the window and saw Bobby coming towards me.
"What's a matter Sammy?" he said. He was holding a pair of scissors in his hands and made his way closer. I was very scared, I didn't want to die and why he was acting like this made no sense. I hid behind the door and waited for him to enter; the wait seemed like an eternity. He kicked open the door and walked in, and I immediately jumped on his back and used my arms to get a lock around his neck. Bobby was simply too big and strong for me, he took both his arms and hurled me off his body to the floor. He walked over and said "Goodbye Sammy." His arm lunged forward and I grabbed his wrist, and he forced the scissors closer to my face.
I knew it was all about to be over, so I had to try something quickly, so I arched my back and swung my right foot in his direction, hitting him square in the face. He stumbled to the floor, leaving a trail of saliva and blood. The scissors fell, but he was still moving.
I knew this was my last chance, I grabbed the scissors and plunged them straight into his heart, the heart of someone I considered a friend.
I'm not sure what happened next. Everything got dark all of a sudden and when I opened my eyes, all I could see was white. My hand was still extended in a stabbing motion, and I backed up my head. I was looking at a wall. It was all a dream I realized.. a stupid dream. But I learned something about myself that day, that I could kill if I had too, I wasn't the pussy I thought I was.
That's why I joined the Army. God bless the USA.
 
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Would of been better with ninjas imo.
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Did i miss something here?
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wtf.. your title's misleading. 낚였다... idk how to say it english, but simply, i got owned.
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Rofl it's hilarious how you attribute it to the USA. Yeah, 'god bless'. :S
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Damn, that's pretty fucked up
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Joining the army cause you had a dream about killing your friend sounds like all the fucking wrong reasons to join a military. Great: You have confidence that you earned from stabbing your friend in the heart with scissors in a dream.
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Crazy dream, but thats not a good reason to join.
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
I hear they use guns in war.
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On September 23 2008 12:42 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Joining the army cause you had a dream about killing your friend sounds like all the fucking wrong reasons to join a military. Great: You have confidence that you earned from stabbing your friend in the heart with scissors in a dream.
This.
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I suppose someone has to actually kill someone else before they have the confidence you deem necessary right Incontrol?
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On September 23 2008 12:26 prOxi.swAMi wrote:
Rofl it's hilarious how you attribute it to the USA. Yeah, 'god bless'. :S
Hey, fuck you hippie! USA, FUCK YEAH!
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OP's reasoning reminds me of Animal Mother.
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
On September 23 2008 13:05 NoobsOfWrath wrote:
I suppose someone has to actually kill someone else before they have the confidence you deem necessary right Incontrol?
Nope. I'd say gaining confidence from killing, pretending to kill, wishing you could kill, talking about killing, drawing pictures of killing, fingering a butthole and thinking about killing etc.. are ALL bad reasons to join the military or gain any kind of confidence. It'd be like drowning yourself to know that you'd be a good lifeguard. If you join the military cause you want to kill then you are joining for the wrong reasons.. or at least reasons that people will argue against. But I guess you'd read the OP and be like "Amerika, FUCK YEAH. Get dem der terrorists!"
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You join military to fight for your country or to defend it, not so you can kill people......I'll be worry if thats what people are joining the army for.
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For fiction this isn't that bad, but for a true story that is pretty fucked up. And what exactly do you mean by god bless america? You'd better watch yourself as you progress in the military and make real sure you don't turn into a psycho imo
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On September 23 2008 12:59 Snet wrote:
I hear they use guns in war.
Bayonette anyone?
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