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timchi
Profile Joined December 2007
United States57 Posts
September 23 2008 06:32 GMT
#21
sounds intense o.o
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7465 Posts
September 23 2008 06:57 GMT
#22
Alot of people don't think their pussys because of their imaginations.

Nextel anybody?

I always get sickened when people join the militiary because of want to kill. Not Honor, a sense of duty, but a desire to ruin and murder.

At least my friends joined the military for reasons that weren't fucking demented.
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
September 23 2008 07:04 GMT
#23
Well for someone who has stupid in their username I suppose it's not surprising.
No I'm never serious.
ShloobeR
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Korea (South)3819 Posts
September 23 2008 07:44 GMT
#24
I wouldnt tell your superior that you joined the army because you had dreams of killing your friends.

It wouldnt go down so well
: o )
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
September 23 2008 11:13 GMT
#25
Soldier 1: I joined the army because I felt it was my duty to serve my country in any way I can. I felt that by joining the army, I would be able to protect and fight for this great nation. I feel it is an honor for me to be here fighting for what I believe is a grand cause. God bless America. So whats your reason for joining the army?

Soldier 2: well..
+ Show Spoiler +
On September 23 2008 11:59 lwstupidus wrote:
Last night my boss Chuck bought a new car 2008 BMW Z4. We work out of an apartment where I do mostly loan processing work. As the night came to a close, me and one of my co-workers, Bobby, were jabbing about who the better driver was and we eventually decided there was one way to find out. I knew Bobby a while, we had worked together for a few years and he was a pretty nice guy, talk is just talk after all.

Bobby wanted me to take his car out and show him how good of a driver I really was, never having driven with me. Chuck also hopped in so we drove a couple blocks to a McDonald's. While driving Bobby started acting like a complete idiot and covered my eyes and said "Let's see how good you can drive now." I didn't react well and ended up scraping against the guard rail, and he shouted "What the fuck did you do to my car man?" He told me to pull over and then grabbed me and flung my body to the curb. "Get in the fucking passenger seat" he shouted. He jumped up and sat in the driver seat.

His face suddenly turned from anger to a smug grin, and forced his foot against the gas pedal. Within a matter of seconds we were up to almost 70 miles per hour and driving into incoming traffic when he made a sharp turn right. The truck we were in rammed into the local Hair Cuttery. Glass was everywhere and Chuck lied still on the ground covered in blood and shards of glass. I could barely breathe and scrambled out of the truck, crawling into the closed building directly across the street. I peered out the window and saw Bobby coming towards me.

"What's a matter Sammy?" he said. He was holding a pair of scissors in his hands and made his way closer. I was very scared, I didn't want to die and why he was acting like this made no sense. I hid behind the door and waited for him to enter; the wait seemed like an eternity. He kicked open the door and walked in, and I immediately jumped on his back and used my arms to get a lock around his neck. Bobby was simply too big and strong for me, he took both his arms and hurled me off his body to the floor. He walked over and said "Goodbye Sammy." His arm lunged forward and I grabbed his wrist, and he forced the scissors closer to my face.

I knew it was all about to be over, so I had to try something quickly, so I arched my back and swung my right foot in his direction, hitting him square in the face. He stumbled to the floor, leaving a trail of saliva and blood. The scissors fell, but he was still moving.

I knew this was my last chance, I grabbed the scissors and plunged them straight into his heart, the heart of someone I considered a friend.

I'm not sure what happened next. Everything got dark all of a sudden and when I opened my eyes, all I could see was white. My hand was still extended in a stabbing motion, and I backed up my head. I was looking at a wall. It was all a dream I realized.. a stupid dream. But I learned something about myself that day, that I could kill if I had too, I wasn't the pussy I thought I was.

That's why I joined the Army. God bless the USA.


Soldier 1: ...
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
September 23 2008 11:52 GMT
#26
I hope Soldier 1 was being sarcastic?
This neo violence, pure self defiance
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
September 23 2008 12:10 GMT
#27
On September 23 2008 20:52 Hittegods wrote:
I hope Soldier 1 was being sarcastic?

He was exaggerating
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
September 23 2008 13:28 GMT
#28
Pretty fucked up dream. I'm more surprised you can remember all of that!
lwstupidus
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States74 Posts
September 23 2008 17:09 GMT
#29
On September 23 2008 22:28 Salv wrote:
Pretty fucked up dream. I'm more surprised you can remember all of that!


This dream changed my life, I can remember every vivid detail.
a penne saved is a penne earned
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
September 24 2008 03:20 GMT
#30
what the fuck.

I had a dream I could fly and become a super saiyan.


That's when I invented the Kamehameha.
Februarys
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Korea (South)259 Posts
September 24 2008 03:41 GMT
#31
On September 23 2008 20:13 o3.power91 wrote:
Soldier 1: I joined the army because I felt it was my duty to serve my country in any way I can. I felt that by joining the army, I would be able to protect and fight for this great nation. I feel it is an honor for me to be here fighting for what I believe is a grand cause. God bless America. So whats your reason for joining the army?

Soldier 2: well..
+ Show Spoiler +
On September 23 2008 11:59 lwstupidus wrote:
Last night my boss Chuck bought a new car 2008 BMW Z4. We work out of an apartment where I do mostly loan processing work. As the night came to a close, me and one of my co-workers, Bobby, were jabbing about who the better driver was and we eventually decided there was one way to find out. I knew Bobby a while, we had worked together for a few years and he was a pretty nice guy, talk is just talk after all.

Bobby wanted me to take his car out and show him how good of a driver I really was, never having driven with me. Chuck also hopped in so we drove a couple blocks to a McDonald's. While driving Bobby started acting like a complete idiot and covered my eyes and said "Let's see how good you can drive now." I didn't react well and ended up scraping against the guard rail, and he shouted "What the fuck did you do to my car man?" He told me to pull over and then grabbed me and flung my body to the curb. "Get in the fucking passenger seat" he shouted. He jumped up and sat in the driver seat.

His face suddenly turned from anger to a smug grin, and forced his foot against the gas pedal. Within a matter of seconds we were up to almost 70 miles per hour and driving into incoming traffic when he made a sharp turn right. The truck we were in rammed into the local Hair Cuttery. Glass was everywhere and Chuck lied still on the ground covered in blood and shards of glass. I could barely breathe and scrambled out of the truck, crawling into the closed building directly across the street. I peered out the window and saw Bobby coming towards me.

"What's a matter Sammy?" he said. He was holding a pair of scissors in his hands and made his way closer. I was very scared, I didn't want to die and why he was acting like this made no sense. I hid behind the door and waited for him to enter; the wait seemed like an eternity. He kicked open the door and walked in, and I immediately jumped on his back and used my arms to get a lock around his neck. Bobby was simply too big and strong for me, he took both his arms and hurled me off his body to the floor. He walked over and said "Goodbye Sammy." His arm lunged forward and I grabbed his wrist, and he forced the scissors closer to my face.

I knew it was all about to be over, so I had to try something quickly, so I arched my back and swung my right foot in his direction, hitting him square in the face. He stumbled to the floor, leaving a trail of saliva and blood. The scissors fell, but he was still moving.

I knew this was my last chance, I grabbed the scissors and plunged them straight into his heart, the heart of someone I considered a friend.

I'm not sure what happened next. Everything got dark all of a sudden and when I opened my eyes, all I could see was white. My hand was still extended in a stabbing motion, and I backed up my head. I was looking at a wall. It was all a dream I realized.. a stupid dream. But I learned something about myself that day, that I could kill if I had too, I wasn't the pussy I thought I was.

That's why I joined the Army. God bless the USA.


Soldier 1: ...


lol agree 100%
Jaedong is the Hope of Zergs.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
September 24 2008 04:00 GMT
#32
On September 23 2008 13:56 XCetron wrote:
You join military to fight for your country or to defend it, not so you can kill people......I'll be worry if thats what people are joining the army for.


lots of people join the military because they like to kill people. until they get killed then its no fun
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
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