It has come to my attention that I could quite possibly have diabetes (I'll know whether I have it or not on monday). And this got me thinking, naturally I giggled at this dish of own mother nature has presented me with and I decided to take over the roll of "God" and create my own disease (Starcraft related, of course).
SSO Starcraft Stress Disorder
What is SSO? SSO is a disease that causes the unfortunate victim to ruin his or her life in order to play and/or follow Starcraft (Watch and play Koreans). It keeps people up until early in the morning or even afternoon, thus causing them to miss out on the better things in life.
What are the symptoms? Symptoms include, but are not limited to ; -Insomnia -Erectile Disfunction (But only when people like Rock are playing) -Fanboyism -Spontaneous combustion -Blindness
Special note ; Be very aware of what race your friend plays, Homocide and Suicide are far more common among Protoss players
How do I cure it? Unfortunately there is no cure, one can battle the symptoms but a cure has yet to be created. The disease transfers sexually, so be sure to practise safe sex.
Dr. Pellucidity
Needless to say I amused myself to no end, and I invite you all to create your own starcraft related disease. It should include a name, an explanation as to what it is, symptoms, and a cure (if any). Have at it, my minions!
PS, I told this joke to someone who had been diagnosed with Diabetes for only six months. Afterwards, I've never seen someone look so angry, and since then he's basically stopped talking to me.
On September 19 2008 23:07 Chill wrote: Ahahaha Diabetes LOL. I'll write a guide hahaha.
PS, I told this joke to someone who had been diagnosed with Diabetes for only six months. Afterwards, I've never seen someone look so angry, and since then he's basically stopped talking to me.
On September 19 2008 23:07 Chill wrote: Ahahaha Diabetes LOL. I'll write a guide hahaha.
PS, I told this joke to someone who had been diagnosed with Diabetes for only six months. Afterwards, I've never seen someone look so angry, and since then he's basically stopped talking to me.
Symptoms - Delays in oral language development (and verbal reasoning skills) - Deficits in memory skills (particularly learning from past mistakes) - Difficulty learning social rules (cheesing and bad-mouthing) - Difficulty with problem solving skills (and general understanding of basic concepts) - Delays in the development of adaptive behaviours such as responding to an opponent's actions
On September 20 2008 02:02 Nytefish wrote: Well someone will have to do this eventually.
Starcraft-Specific Mental Retardation
Symptoms - Delays in oral language development (and verbal reasoning skills) - Deficits in memory skills (particularly learning from past mistakes) - Difficulty learning social rules (cheesing and bad-mouthing) - Difficulty with problem solving skills (and general understanding of basic concepts) - Delays in the development of adaptive behaviours such as responding to an opponent's actions
Cure - Stop playing Protoss
How many symptoms do you need in order to be a true protoss player?
On September 19 2008 23:59 Elvin_vn wrote: Starcraft Stress Disorder is SSD not SSO?
SSD sounds wrong SSO is awesome. And there's an O in disorder so whatever :D. also Micronesia, Probably Type 2, Chill told me that if it was type 1 I would've had it since childhood.
On September 19 2008 23:07 Chill wrote: Ahahaha Diabetes LOL. I'll write a guide hahaha.
PS, I told this joke to someone who had been diagnosed with Diabetes for only six months. Afterwards, I've never seen someone look so angry, and since then he's basically stopped talking to me.
On September 19 2008 23:59 Elvin_vn wrote: Starcraft Stress Disorder is SSD not SSO?
SSD sounds wrong SSO is awesome. And there's an O in disorder so whatever :D. also Micronesia, Probably Type 2, Chill told me that if it was type 1 I would've had it since childhood.
Ahh... and most likely even if they say you don't have type 2, they'll tell you to exercise and eat well like they told me dad...
On September 19 2008 23:59 Elvin_vn wrote: Starcraft Stress Disorder is SSD not SSO?
SSD sounds wrong SSO is awesome. And there's an O in disorder so whatever :D. also Micronesia, Probably Type 2, Chill told me that if it was type 1 I would've had it since childhood.
Well, that really means anything. I got diagnosed with type 1 diabetes at the age of 19. If you're rather skinny or normal, it's probably type 1. And I found that Diabetes joke rather funny, can't really imagine why someone would be mad about this :p It's not like Diabetes is that bad.
On September 19 2008 23:59 Elvin_vn wrote: Starcraft Stress Disorder is SSD not SSO?
SSD sounds wrong SSO is awesome. And there's an O in disorder so whatever :D. also Micronesia, Probably Type 2, Chill told me that if it was type 1 I would've had it since childhood.
Well, that really means anything. I got diagnosed with type 1 diabetes at the age of 19. If you're rather skinny or normal, it's probably type 1. And I found that Diabetes joke rather funny, can't really imagine why someone would be mad about this :p It's not like Diabetes is that bad.
On September 20 2008 02:02 Nytefish wrote: Well someone will have to do this eventually.
Starcraft-Specific Mental Retardation
Symptoms - Delays in oral language development (and verbal reasoning skills) - Deficits in memory skills (particularly learning from past mistakes) - Difficulty learning social rules (cheesing and bad-mouthing) - Difficulty with problem solving skills (and general understanding of basic concepts) - Delays in the development of adaptive behaviours such as responding to an opponent's actions
Cure - Stop playing Protoss
why does everyone hate on protoss? i totally dont get it. someone please explain to me. especially stuff like this "Delays in the development of adaptive behaviours such as responding to an opponent's actions". Protoss is 90% reacting to your opponent. Out of the three races, protoss is the only one where you are REQUIRED to react to your opponent to win a game. with z or t all you really need is a good BO and good mechanics. so what is the beef against protoss?
Symptoms: -Difficult to communicate with people face to face -Saying things through the computer you would never say in real life -Talking to people online but never speaking to them face to face -When you do open your mouth, you say acronyms such as pown, lol, rofl, and other things like epic fail - Hard to talk to the opposite gender (mostly for guys, but then again, this whole website is 99% male)
EPT
There are plenty of funny diabetes jokes, just look at scrubs!
