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Pellucidity
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Netherlands377 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-19 14:34:35
September 19 2008 13:46 GMT
#1
Dear silly people.

It has come to my attention that I could quite possibly have diabetes (I'll know whether I have it or not on monday).
And this got me thinking, naturally I giggled at this dish of own mother nature has presented me with and I decided to take over the roll of "God" and create my own disease (Starcraft related, of course).

SSO
Starcraft Stress Disorder

What is SSO?
SSO is a disease that causes the unfortunate victim to ruin his or her life in order to play and/or follow
Starcraft (Watch and play Koreans).
It keeps people up until early in the morning or even afternoon, thus causing them to miss out on the better
things in life.

What are the symptoms?
Symptoms include, but are not limited to ;
-Insomnia
-Erectile Disfunction (But only when people like Rock are playing)
-Fanboyism
-Spontaneous combustion
-Blindness

Special note ; Be very aware of what race your friend plays, Homocide and Suicide are far more common
among Protoss players

How do I cure it?
Unfortunately there is no cure, one can battle the symptoms but a cure has yet to be created.
The disease transfers sexually, so be sure to practise safe sex.

Dr. Pellucidity


Needless to say I amused myself to no end, and I invite you all to create your own starcraft related disease. It should include a name, an explanation as to what it is, symptoms, and a cure (if any). Have at it, my minions!

P.S. Oh noes I have SSO ;_;

"NO MUCH. WHY ARE YOUR SCARABS SO STUPID" - Tasteless
ChaoSbringer
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Australia1382 Posts
September 19 2008 13:53 GMT
#2
Need to get this shit into the DSM V quick!!
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25981 Posts
September 19 2008 14:07 GMT
#3
Ahahaha Diabetes LOL. I'll write a guide hahaha.

PS, I told this joke to someone who had been diagnosed with Diabetes for only six months. Afterwards, I've never seen someone look so angry, and since then he's basically stopped talking to me.

Q: What's the cure to Diabetes?
A: Live-abetes!
Moderator
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
September 19 2008 14:33 GMT
#4
HAhahaaha chill.

And i think your disease covered all the other possible starcraft diseases
SpiralArchitect
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2116 Posts
September 19 2008 14:33 GMT
#5
On September 19 2008 23:07 Chill wrote:
Ahahaha Diabetes LOL. I'll write a guide hahaha.

PS, I told this joke to someone who had been diagnosed with Diabetes for only six months. Afterwards, I've never seen someone look so angry, and since then he's basically stopped talking to me.

Q: What's the cure to Diabetes?
A: Live-abetes!


Omg thats terrible lol.
TeamLiquids #1 illiterate writer, writin dem wordz is de hardz.
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
September 19 2008 14:59 GMT
#6
Starcraft Stress Disorder is SSD not SSO?
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
September 19 2008 15:33 GMT
#7
On September 19 2008 23:33 Sp1ralArch1tect wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 19 2008 23:07 Chill wrote:
Ahahaha Diabetes LOL. I'll write a guide hahaha.

PS, I told this joke to someone who had been diagnosed with Diabetes for only six months. Afterwards, I've never seen someone look so angry, and since then he's basically stopped talking to me.

Q: What's the cure to Diabetes?
A: Live-abetes!


Omg thats terrible lol.


But it was funny
^-^
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24701 Posts
September 19 2008 16:49 GMT
#8
Type one or type two? My dad has been told he needs to watch his diet and exercise or he'll get type 2 diabetes.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-19 17:04:45
September 19 2008 17:02 GMT
#9
Well someone will have to do this eventually.

Starcraft-Specific Mental Retardation

Symptoms
- Delays in oral language development (and verbal reasoning skills)
- Deficits in memory skills (particularly learning from past mistakes)
- Difficulty learning social rules (cheesing and bad-mouthing)
- Difficulty with problem solving skills (and general understanding of basic concepts)
- Delays in the development of adaptive behaviours such as responding to an opponent's actions


Cure
- Stop playing Protoss
No I'm never serious.
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
September 19 2008 17:04 GMT
#10
the above post is 100% accurate
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
September 19 2008 18:12 GMT
#11
Oh my god I have SSD to the fullest or shall I say SSO ?
w/e
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24701 Posts
September 19 2008 23:00 GMT
#12
On September 20 2008 02:02 Nytefish wrote:
Well someone will have to do this eventually.

Starcraft-Specific Mental Retardation

Symptoms
- Delays in oral language development (and verbal reasoning skills)
- Deficits in memory skills (particularly learning from past mistakes)
- Difficulty learning social rules (cheesing and bad-mouthing)
- Difficulty with problem solving skills (and general understanding of basic concepts)
- Delays in the development of adaptive behaviours such as responding to an opponent's actions


Cure
- Stop playing Protoss

How many symptoms do you need in order to be a true protoss player?
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Pellucidity
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Netherlands377 Posts
September 20 2008 00:08 GMT
#13
On September 19 2008 23:59 Elvin_vn wrote:
Starcraft Stress Disorder is SSD not SSO?

SSD sounds wrong SSO is awesome. And there's an O in disorder so whatever :D.
also Micronesia, Probably Type 2, Chill told me that if it was type 1 I would've had it since childhood.
"NO MUCH. WHY ARE YOUR SCARABS SO STUPID" - Tasteless
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
September 20 2008 00:27 GMT
#14
On September 19 2008 23:07 Chill wrote:
Ahahaha Diabetes LOL. I'll write a guide hahaha.

PS, I told this joke to someone who had been diagnosed with Diabetes for only six months. Afterwards, I've never seen someone look so angry, and since then he's basically stopped talking to me.

Q: What's the cure to Diabetes?
A: Live-abetes!


hahaha that totally reminds me of

Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
September 20 2008 00:34 GMT
#15
On September 19 2008 23:59 Elvin_vn wrote:
Starcraft Stress Disorder is SSD not SSO?

micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24701 Posts
September 20 2008 00:45 GMT
#16
On September 20 2008 09:08 Pellucidity wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 19 2008 23:59 Elvin_vn wrote:
Starcraft Stress Disorder is SSD not SSO?

SSD sounds wrong SSO is awesome. And there's an O in disorder so whatever :D.
also Micronesia, Probably Type 2, Chill told me that if it was type 1 I would've had it since childhood.

Ahh... and most likely even if they say you don't have type 2, they'll tell you to exercise and eat well like they told me dad...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Darthdrunken
Profile Joined January 2006
Germany50 Posts
September 20 2008 01:25 GMT
#17
On September 20 2008 09:08 Pellucidity wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 19 2008 23:59 Elvin_vn wrote:
Starcraft Stress Disorder is SSD not SSO?

SSD sounds wrong SSO is awesome. And there's an O in disorder so whatever :D.
also Micronesia, Probably Type 2, Chill told me that if it was type 1 I would've had it since childhood.


Well, that really means anything. I got diagnosed with type 1 diabetes at the age of 19. If you're rather skinny or normal, it's probably type 1.
And I found that Diabetes joke rather funny, can't really imagine why someone would be mad about this :p It's not like Diabetes is that bad.
1a2a3atttgg
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24701 Posts
September 20 2008 01:52 GMT
#18
On September 20 2008 10:25 Darthdrunken wrote:
It's not like Diabetes is that bad.

It really sucks. It makes your life a drag :-/
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Pellucidity
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Netherlands377 Posts
September 20 2008 01:59 GMT
#19
On September 20 2008 10:25 Darthdrunken wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 20 2008 09:08 Pellucidity wrote:
On September 19 2008 23:59 Elvin_vn wrote:
Starcraft Stress Disorder is SSD not SSO?

SSD sounds wrong SSO is awesome. And there's an O in disorder so whatever :D.
also Micronesia, Probably Type 2, Chill told me that if it was type 1 I would've had it since childhood.


Well, that really means anything. I got diagnosed with type 1 diabetes at the age of 19. If you're rather skinny or normal, it's probably type 1.
And I found that Diabetes joke rather funny, can't really imagine why someone would be mad about this :p It's not like Diabetes is that bad.


I'm not, so it's probably type 2 then There are plenty of funny diabetes jokes, just look at scrubs!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3_H4Q9ex3ik
"NO MUCH. WHY ARE YOUR SCARABS SO STUPID" - Tasteless
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
September 20 2008 03:46 GMT
#20
LOL that south park had me rofl!
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
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