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TryThis
Profile Joined February 2007
Canada1522 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-09 06:06:15
September 15 2008 22:23 GMT
#1
I am never posting a drunk blog again wow rereading this made me feel like such a tool, bahahahaha

Dwell
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 15 2008 22:25 GMT
#2
you have third eye blind songs running through your head? You got bigger things to worry about then 80$ being wasted..
TryThis
Profile Joined February 2007
Canada1522 Posts
September 15 2008 22:28 GMT
#3
i know, thats the worst part
Dwell
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
September 15 2008 22:32 GMT
#4
I have a serious question for you and everyone else who makes girl help threads on TL: What makes you seriously think TL is a wealth of knowledge for girl help?

At your question: Only you know the answer =/ If you don't think you'll enjoy it, just bail.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 15 2008 22:32 GMT
#5
touche~

Anyways I think it's pretty easy to gauge. If you went out with her for a month and got laid she wouldn't be inviting you down to sleep on the couch and go shopping with her. She just says that but you can work your "magic" if you have any!

Just gauge the chances you sense any ass in this and work from there~
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
September 15 2008 22:33 GMT
#6
Go see her,tell her you love her then jump in bed with her. Do the whole "ill always be here for you" b/s
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
September 15 2008 22:38 GMT
#7
On September 16 2008 07:33 arb wrote:
Go see her,tell her you love her then jump in bed with her. Do the whole "ill always be here for you" b/s


Don't forget the part where you forget to use condoms. Then return home, get on TL asap and make a blog called "omfgomfg couch SEX!!." People will call you a douchebag but they are in fact just 220% jealous - don't worry.
TryThis
Profile Joined February 2007
Canada1522 Posts
September 15 2008 22:40 GMT
#8
On September 16 2008 07:32 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
I have a serious question for you and everyone else who makes girl help threads on TL: What makes you seriously think TL is a wealth of knowledge for girl help?

i think its more of a get things off your chest thing, that's pretty much how it works for me
Dwell
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
September 15 2008 22:43 GMT
#9
wuahahahahahaaaa

best support ever!

at least you're not spending $40 to go hang out with a bunch of guys playing computer games at LAN and sleeping on their floor
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
Phyre
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States1288 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-15 22:55:42
September 15 2008 22:55 GMT
#10
I sort of always figured that TL members asked fellow TL members for girl advice because:

1) They feel comfortable around people they consider peers.
2) Given that most of us are varying levels of nerd/geek, it makes sense to some people to see how similar people have dealt with similar situations. Reasoning being something like "If geek A can do it, perhaps so can I"
3) It feels less pathetic than going to a dedicated "love/relationship" forum. I'm sure it doesn't necessarily make them feel awesomely manly asking for girl advice on a Starcraft forum, but it's the lesser of the two evils for some.
"Oh no, I got you with your pants... on your face... That's not how you wear pants." - Nintu, catching 1 hatch lurks.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
September 15 2008 23:09 GMT
#11
or maybe its just cause we all go here so damn often and some of us have this mindset that TL can provide solution for everything so we ask them here.

and also the introduction of Blogs Forum now.
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
September 15 2008 23:18 GMT
#12
On September 16 2008 07:55 Phyre wrote:
I sort of always figured that TL members asked fellow TL members for girl advice because:

1) They feel comfortable around people they consider peers.
2) Given that most of us are varying levels of nerd/geek, it makes sense to some people to see how similar people have dealt with similar situations. Reasoning being something like "If geek A can do it, perhaps so can I"
3) It feels less pathetic than going to a dedicated "love/relationship" forum. I'm sure it doesn't necessarily make them feel awesomely manly asking for girl advice on a Starcraft forum, but it's the lesser of the two evils for some.

you always post this
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renegade_zerg
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Korea (South)525 Posts
September 15 2008 23:29 GMT
#13
If she's already made it clear that you need to sleep on the couch.. you're S.O.L. Might be cheaper to go to your local bar and find a Chickenhead (from chappelles show- a bird that you bring home and wear out)
Elwiz
Profile Joined June 2008
Czech Republic10 Posts
September 15 2008 23:37 GMT
#14
These stupid nerdy topics piss me off.

You have 2 ways about going about this.

You get off your cumstained couch and spend $80 dollars to go hang out with your girlfriend. Possibly getting laid (considering you're not some faggot)

Or you can stay on your cumstained couch, and spend $80 dollars on your all night "snack run" so you can entice other people to stay on your cumstained couch.

Enjoy your cumstained couch
42!
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
September 15 2008 23:48 GMT
#15
i wasted 400$ on an exbest friend on valentines.
dont feel down.
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
September 15 2008 23:51 GMT
#16
On September 16 2008 08:37 Elwiz wrote:
These stupid nerdy topics piss me off.

You have 2 ways about going about this.

You get off your cumstained couch and spend $80 dollars to go hang out with your girlfriend. Possibly getting laid (considering you're not some faggot)

Or you can stay on your cumstained couch, and spend $80 dollars on your all night "snack run" so you can entice other people to stay on your cumstained couch.

Enjoy your cumstained couch

Pointlessly offensive
Liquid | SKT
Pepsicolaone
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States967 Posts
September 16 2008 00:18 GMT
#17
get her really really drunk
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equal.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
September 16 2008 00:34 GMT
#18
1) They feel comfortable around people they consider peers.

Don't they have friends "IRL?"
2) Given that most of us are varying levels of nerd/geek, it makes sense to some people to see how similar people have dealt with similar situations. Reasoning being something like "If geek A can do it, perhaps so can I"

Except that it's more often, if I may use the term, theory crafting. Case and point: arb's post. I sincerely doubt most TLers have any luck with the crap advice they keep giving.
3) It feels less pathetic than going to a dedicated "love/relationship" forum. I'm sure it doesn't necessarily make them feel awesomely manly asking for girl advice on a Starcraft forum, but it's the lesser of the two evils for some.

Again, don't they have friends? It seems far more effective to ask someone who knows you and that you trust for advice than random TLers... Hell, it doesn't even matter that it's a gaming forum, I wouldn't trust the advice of strangers anywhere.

Well... I don't know. Maybe it's helped someone once before, but every time I see one of these threads I just sigh. Not even because I think I'm good, just because I think they're going about looking for solutions in the least likely places to find them.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
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