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Anyone else here go out with girls instead of guys?
I've had wingmen to go out with, but i always end up abandoning them and hanging with the girls, i got loads of friend girls. cause girls have girlfriends. And other guys with you is competition.
Tonight i'm going out with like 7-8 girls, and i'm going to introduce myself to any girl any of those girls speak to, just walk up to them and ask something completely irrelevant(like if they have seen someone else) and then introduce myself to whoever they speak to
It is the best technique ever to meet chicks, and each chick you talk to you can go up and talk to next time you're out, and you build this amazing branch network of chicks to chit chat with. And its just this ever ending growing network of girls.
now i'm going to shower and prepare, wish me luck, i'm going to at least spoon a friend of mine tonight.
Tommorow if there is anything cool i'll make a follow up blog
  
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To whoever gave me one star, i'll give you 1 of my balls to suck on
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Belgium8305 Posts
this title is a lot easier on the eyes
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Did you know that you are gay? I just want to help cut the surprise for you.. but yeah dude. This herd of women have recognized what you are denying. The second you said "chit chat" you should have sat back in your chair and realized what we now know.
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On September 14 2008 00:49 MarklarMarklar wrote:
To whoever gave me one star, i'll give you 1 of my balls to suck on
If someone gives you 5 stars I think you may as well go ahead and give them the complete set of half a dozen.
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Do you have a big closet?
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I'm surprised someone as awesome as you even need to talk to girls, I'd expect them to just wait for you in bed when you get home.
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if I give you two stars, can I suck both your balls?
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On September 14 2008 01:51 Hittegods wrote:
I'm surprised someone as awesome as you even need to talk to girls, I'd expect them to just wait for you in bed when you get home.
hahaha
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On September 14 2008 01:51 Hittegods wrote:
I'm surprised someone as awesome as you even need to talk to girls, I'd expect them to just wait for you in bed when you get home.
i think this type of guy will actually take that as a compliment.
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On September 14 2008 01:09 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Did you know that you are gay? I just want to help cut the surprise for you.. but yeah dude. This herd of women have recognized what you are denying. The second you said "chit chat" you should have sat back in your chair and realized what we now know.
I was going to post the same exact thing. But with more crude words, something among the lines of.
"YOU ARE A FAG".
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damn funkie was pretty harsh.
but seroiusly dude blogging about how you get a lot of ass isnt exactly what we all want to read about. the ball sucking joke after op certainly doesnt help.
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how can you give 0 stars.
i tried but i ended up giving him 1 star.
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sounds like the only ass you're getting is the kind which has balls hanging under them
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So where do you leave your balls when you go out? Do you keep them in your purse?
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On September 14 2008 03:19 CommanderFluffy wrote:
damn funkie was pretty harsh.
but seroiusly dude blogging about how you get a lot of ass isnt exactly what we all want to read about. the ball sucking joke after op certainly doesnt help.
He wasn't talking about getting ass he was talking about going out with girls and then chit chatting with em.
ROFL
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On September 14 2008 00:41 MarklarMarklar wrote:
Anyone else here go out with girls instead of guys?
I've had wingmen to go out with, but i always end up abandoning them and hanging with the girls, i got loads of friend girls. cause girls have girlfriendsso youre one of those?. And other guys with you is competition. might as well never hang out with any guys then
Tonight i'm going out with like 7-8 girls, These are your wingmen??and i'm going to introduce myself to any girl any of those girls speak to, just walk up to them and ask something completely irrelevant(like if they have seen someone else) and then introduce myself to whoever they speak to
It is the best technique ever to meet chicks, and each chick you talk to you can go up and talk to next time you're out, and you build this amazing branch network of chicks to chit chat with. And its just this ever ending growing network of girls. yea and youre one of them
now i'm going to shower and prepare, wish me luck, i'm going to at least spoon a friend of mine tonight. Ambiguous reference, could very well be male
Tommorow if there is anything cool i'll make a follow up blog
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I can't wait for the follow up blog.
"Hey dudes I met a lot of chicks yesterday. What? If I had sex with any of them so far? No, but I chit chatted the shit out of them."
This dude will chit chat you so fucking hard you won't know what hit you, he is the motherfucking king of chit chat, he is like a verbal machine gun, a well oiled talking machine, before you can even mention your name he will bore the shit out of you with pointless talk about his personal life. Think you can talk to some random chick without getting chit chatted the fuck up? Not when marklarmarklar is around motherfucker.
chit chatting 4 life bitches, it's how I roll
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On September 14 2008 04:51 {88}iNcontroL wrote:Show nested quote +On September 14 2008 03:19 CommanderFluffy wrote:
damn funkie was pretty harsh.
but seroiusly dude blogging about how you get a lot of ass isnt exactly what we all want to read about. the ball sucking joke after op certainly doesnt help. He wasn't talking about getting ass he was talking about going out with girls and then chit chatting with em. ROFL
You never found yourself wondering what's the best way to maximize telling random chicks completely irrelevant stuff? You think chit chatting is a joke? Wrong motherfucker chit chatting is a way of life. Sacrificing your heterosexuality is only a trivial matter when you can go the way of chit chatting.
Thank you marklarmarklar, for showing us, non chit chatters the way.
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When a girl sees you single with 8 girls at a club she will think you are either gay or just straight up unwanted. Like wtf. We need an official score of how many girls you can be with in a group without getting pussy while being straight. It'd say like.... 3.
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my favorite part of this blog is that he made it.. admin renamed it 2 posts down i mocked it and he has yet to reply to anything. I can just see him head in palm.
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On September 14 2008 05:06 Frits wrote:
I can't wait for the follow up blog.
"Hey dudes I met a lot of chicks yesterday. What? If I had sex with any of them so far? No, but I chit chatted the shit out of them."
This dude will chit chat you so fucking hard you won't know what hit you, he is the motherfucking king of chit chat, he is like a verbal machine gun, a well oiled talking machine, before you can even mention your name he will bore the shit out of you with pointless talk about his personal life. Think you can talk to some random chick without getting chit chatted the fuck up? Not when marklarmarklar is around motherfucker.
chit chatting 4 life bitches, it's how I roll
loooool
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On September 14 2008 05:21 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
my favorite part of this blog is that he made it.. admin renamed it 2 posts down i mocked it and he has yet to reply to anything. I can just see him head in palm.
LOL XD
What was the original name of this blog then? 
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On September 14 2008 05:06 Frits wrote:
I can't wait for the follow up blog.
"Hey dudes I met a lot of chicks yesterday. What? If I had sex with any of them so far? No, but I chit chatted the shit out of them."
This dude will chit chat you so fucking hard you won't know what hit you, he is the motherfucking king of chit chat, he is like a verbal machine gun, a well oiled talking machine, before you can even mention your name he will bore the shit out of you with pointless talk about his personal life. Think you can talk to some random chick without getting chit chatted the fuck up? Not when marklarmarklar is around motherfucker.
chit chatting 4 life bitches, it's how I roll
hahaha
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What about giving stars not to praise blog itself but comments in it ;P?
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On September 14 2008 05:21 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
my favorite part of this blog is that he made it.. admin renamed it 2 posts down i mocked it and he has yet to reply to anything. I can just see him head in palm.
I thought the rename was pretty entertaining, gotta give credit for that.
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On September 14 2008 05:14 MiniRoman wrote:
When a girl sees you single with 8 girls at a club she will think you are either gay or just straight up unwanted. Like wtf. We need an official score of how many girls you can be with in a group without getting pussy while being straight. It'd say like.... 3.
Not when they see marklarmarklar though. Then they just feel this strong, primal urge to walk up to him, rip open their mouths and just straight up chit-chat him, right there.
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this blog should be in next week's, rofl it rivals rpf facebook thread.
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Frits on fucking fire in this thread
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On September 14 2008 08:18 XCetron wrote:
this blog should be in next week's, rofl it rivals rushz0rs facebook thread.
I thought it was rpf?
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its 8:05 est. I wonder if he is chitchatting yet.
have any of you read his other blogs?
they are equally wise.
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yea rpf, i confused those 2
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On Conan O'Brien last night, he built a douche bag collider to rival the new supercollider. I think marlkarmarklar has a duty to give himself up for science.
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On September 14 2008 05:06 Frits wrote:
I can't wait for the follow up blog.
"Hey dudes I met a lot of chicks yesterday. What? If I had sex with any of them so far? No, but I chit chatted the shit out of them."
This dude will chit chat you so fucking hard you won't know what hit you, he is the motherfucking king of chit chat, he is like a verbal machine gun, a well oiled talking machine, before you can even mention your name he will bore the shit out of you with pointless talk about his personal life. Think you can talk to some random chick without getting chit chatted the fuck up? Not when marklarmarklar is around motherfucker.
chit chatting 4 life bitches, it's how I roll
omg, this post really made my day. or night. I just chit chatted with a lot of girls! But nnone of the mwere as funny as this posT!
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This blog delivers,
in particular Frits /applaud
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On September 14 2008 11:03 Retsukage wrote:
This blog delivers,
in particular Frits /applaud
yeah Frits tore this shit apart and made me laugh several times in the process. 5/5 just for responses.
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United States24768 Posts
Eh, I don't take pride in tearing apart the motivations and lives of people who are in such a depressing situation.
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
FRITS WAS AWESOME ROFLLL nice 5/5 man
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On September 14 2008 00:51 vGl-CoW wrote:
this title is a lot easier on the eyes
Ahahaha, gj.
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