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MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
September 13 2008 15:41 GMT
#1
Anyone else here go out with girls instead of guys?

I've had wingmen to go out with, but i always end up abandoning them and hanging with the girls, i got loads of friend girls. cause girls have girlfriends. And other guys with you is competition.

Tonight i'm going out with like 7-8 girls, and i'm going to introduce myself to any girl any of those girls speak to, just walk up to them and ask something completely irrelevant(like if they have seen someone else) and then introduce myself to whoever they speak to

It is the best technique ever to meet chicks, and each chick you talk to you can go up and talk to next time you're out, and you build this amazing branch network of chicks to chit chat with. And its just this ever ending growing network of girls.

now i'm going to shower and prepare, wish me luck, i'm going to at least spoon a friend of mine tonight.

Tommorow if there is anything cool i'll make a follow up blog

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hello there
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
September 13 2008 15:49 GMT
#2
To whoever gave me one star, i'll give you 1 of my balls to suck on
hello there
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
September 13 2008 15:51 GMT
#3
this title is a lot easier on the eyes
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 13 2008 16:09 GMT
#4
Did you know that you are gay? I just want to help cut the surprise for you.. but yeah dude. This herd of women have recognized what you are denying. The second you said "chit chat" you should have sat back in your chair and realized what we now know.
Straylight
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada706 Posts
September 13 2008 16:09 GMT
#5
On September 14 2008 00:49 MarklarMarklar wrote:
To whoever gave me one star, i'll give you 1 of my balls to suck on


If someone gives you 5 stars I think you may as well go ahead and give them the complete set of half a dozen.
It felt like gravity.
araav
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Armenia1590 Posts
September 13 2008 16:31 GMT
#6
give me your other one
The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
DownMaxX
Profile Joined August 2008
Canada1311 Posts
September 13 2008 16:49 GMT
#7
Do you have a big closet?
parasite
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
September 13 2008 16:51 GMT
#8
I'm surprised someone as awesome as you even need to talk to girls, I'd expect them to just wait for you in bed when you get home.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
September 13 2008 17:42 GMT
#9
if I give you two stars, can I suck both your balls?
KrAzYfoOL
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Australia3037 Posts
September 13 2008 17:52 GMT
#10
On September 14 2008 01:51 Hittegods wrote:
I'm surprised someone as awesome as you even need to talk to girls, I'd expect them to just wait for you in bed when you get home.

hahaha
It's better to burn out than to fade away
tyr0
Profile Joined September 2008
United States125 Posts
September 13 2008 18:02 GMT
#11
On September 14 2008 01:51 Hittegods wrote:
I'm surprised someone as awesome as you even need to talk to girls, I'd expect them to just wait for you in bed when you get home.

i think this type of guy will actually take that as a compliment.
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9377 Posts
September 13 2008 18:14 GMT
#12
On September 14 2008 01:09 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Did you know that you are gay? I just want to help cut the surprise for you.. but yeah dude. This herd of women have recognized what you are denying. The second you said "chit chat" you should have sat back in your chair and realized what we now know.


I was going to post the same exact thing. But with more crude words, something among the lines of.

"YOU ARE A FAG".

end.
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CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
September 13 2008 18:19 GMT
#13
damn funkie was pretty harsh.

but seroiusly dude blogging about how you get a lot of ass isnt exactly what we all want to read about. the ball sucking joke after op certainly doesnt help.
Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
tyr0
Profile Joined September 2008
United States125 Posts
September 13 2008 18:23 GMT
#14
how can you give 0 stars.
i tried but i ended up giving him 1 star.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 13 2008 18:31 GMT
#15
lol.
Peace~
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
September 13 2008 18:41 GMT
#16
sounds like the only ass you're getting is the kind which has balls hanging under them
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
September 13 2008 18:51 GMT
#17


hai, y naut?
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
September 13 2008 18:55 GMT
#18
So where do you leave your balls when you go out? Do you keep them in your purse?
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 13 2008 19:51 GMT
#19
On September 14 2008 03:19 CommanderFluffy wrote:
damn funkie was pretty harsh.

but seroiusly dude blogging about how you get a lot of ass isnt exactly what we all want to read about. the ball sucking joke after op certainly doesnt help.


He wasn't talking about getting ass he was talking about going out with girls and then chit chatting with em.

ROFL
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
September 13 2008 19:57 GMT
#20
On September 14 2008 00:41 MarklarMarklar wrote:
Anyone else here go out with girls instead of guys?

I've had wingmen to go out with, but i always end up abandoning them and hanging with the girls, i got loads of friend girls. cause girls have girlfriendsso youre one of those?. And other guys with you is competition. might as well never hang out with any guys then

Tonight i'm going out with like 7-8 girls, These are your wingmen??and i'm going to introduce myself to any girl any of those girls speak to, just walk up to them and ask something completely irrelevant(like if they have seen someone else) and then introduce myself to whoever they speak to

It is the best technique ever to meet chicks, and each chick you talk to you can go up and talk to next time you're out, and you build this amazing branch network of chicks to chit chat with. And its just this ever ending growing network of girls. yea and youre one of them

now i'm going to shower and prepare, wish me luck, i'm going to at least spoon a friend of mine tonight. Ambiguous reference, could very well be male

Tommorow if there is anything cool i'll make a follow up blog

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