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I can't wait for the follow up blog.
"Hey dudes I met a lot of chicks yesterday. What? If I had sex with any of them so far? No, but I chit chatted the shit out of them."
This dude will chit chat you so fucking hard you won't know what hit you, he is the motherfucking king of chit chat, he is like a verbal machine gun, a well oiled talking machine, before you can even mention your name he will bore the shit out of you with pointless talk about his personal life. Think you can talk to some random chick without getting chit chatted the fuck up? Not when marklarmarklar is around motherfucker.
chit chatting 4 life bitches, it's how I roll
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On September 14 2008 04:51 {88}iNcontroL wrote:Show nested quote +On September 14 2008 03:19 CommanderFluffy wrote: damn funkie was pretty harsh.
but seroiusly dude blogging about how you get a lot of ass isnt exactly what we all want to read about. the ball sucking joke after op certainly doesnt help. He wasn't talking about getting ass he was talking about going out with girls and then chit chatting with em. ROFL
You never found yourself wondering what's the best way to maximize telling random chicks completely irrelevant stuff? You think chit chatting is a joke? Wrong motherfucker chit chatting is a way of life. Sacrificing your heterosexuality is only a trivial matter when you can go the way of chit chatting.
Thank you marklarmarklar, for showing us, non chit chatters the way.
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When a girl sees you single with 8 girls at a club she will think you are either gay or just straight up unwanted. Like wtf. We need an official score of how many girls you can be with in a group without getting pussy while being straight. It'd say like.... 3.
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my favorite part of this blog is that he made it.. admin renamed it 2 posts down i mocked it and he has yet to reply to anything. I can just see him head in palm.
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On September 14 2008 05:06 Frits wrote: I can't wait for the follow up blog.
"Hey dudes I met a lot of chicks yesterday. What? If I had sex with any of them so far? No, but I chit chatted the shit out of them."
This dude will chit chat you so fucking hard you won't know what hit you, he is the motherfucking king of chit chat, he is like a verbal machine gun, a well oiled talking machine, before you can even mention your name he will bore the shit out of you with pointless talk about his personal life. Think you can talk to some random chick without getting chit chatted the fuck up? Not when marklarmarklar is around motherfucker.
chit chatting 4 life bitches, it's how I roll loooool
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On September 14 2008 05:21 {88}iNcontroL wrote: my favorite part of this blog is that he made it.. admin renamed it 2 posts down i mocked it and he has yet to reply to anything. I can just see him head in palm. LOL XD
What was the original name of this blog then?
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On September 14 2008 05:06 Frits wrote: I can't wait for the follow up blog.
"Hey dudes I met a lot of chicks yesterday. What? If I had sex with any of them so far? No, but I chit chatted the shit out of them."
This dude will chit chat you so fucking hard you won't know what hit you, he is the motherfucking king of chit chat, he is like a verbal machine gun, a well oiled talking machine, before you can even mention your name he will bore the shit out of you with pointless talk about his personal life. Think you can talk to some random chick without getting chit chatted the fuck up? Not when marklarmarklar is around motherfucker.
chit chatting 4 life bitches, it's how I roll
hahaha
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What about giving stars not to praise blog itself but comments in it ;P?
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On September 14 2008 05:21 {88}iNcontroL wrote: my favorite part of this blog is that he made it.. admin renamed it 2 posts down i mocked it and he has yet to reply to anything. I can just see him head in palm.
I thought the rename was pretty entertaining, gotta give credit for that.
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On September 14 2008 05:14 MiniRoman wrote: When a girl sees you single with 8 girls at a club she will think you are either gay or just straight up unwanted. Like wtf. We need an official score of how many girls you can be with in a group without getting pussy while being straight. It'd say like.... 3. Not when they see marklarmarklar though. Then they just feel this strong, primal urge to walk up to him, rip open their mouths and just straight up chit-chat him, right there.
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this blog should be in next week's, rofl it rivals rpf facebook thread.
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Frits on fucking fire in this thread
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On September 14 2008 08:18 XCetron wrote: this blog should be in next week's, rofl it rivals rushz0rs facebook thread. I thought it was rpf?
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its 8:05 est. I wonder if he is chitchatting yet. have any of you read his other blogs? they are equally wise.
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yea rpf, i confused those 2
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On Conan O'Brien last night, he built a douche bag collider to rival the new supercollider. I think marlkarmarklar has a duty to give himself up for science.
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On September 14 2008 05:06 Frits wrote: I can't wait for the follow up blog.
"Hey dudes I met a lot of chicks yesterday. What? If I had sex with any of them so far? No, but I chit chatted the shit out of them."
This dude will chit chat you so fucking hard you won't know what hit you, he is the motherfucking king of chit chat, he is like a verbal machine gun, a well oiled talking machine, before you can even mention your name he will bore the shit out of you with pointless talk about his personal life. Think you can talk to some random chick without getting chit chatted the fuck up? Not when marklarmarklar is around motherfucker.
chit chatting 4 life bitches, it's how I roll
omg, this post really made my day. or night. I just chit chatted with a lot of girls! But nnone of the mwere as funny as this posT!
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This blog delivers, in particular Frits /applaud
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On September 14 2008 11:03 Retsukage wrote: This blog delivers, in particular Frits /applaud
yeah Frits tore this shit apart and made me laugh several times in the process. 5/5 just for responses.
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