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Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
September 13 2008 20:06 GMT
#21
I can't wait for the follow up blog.

"Hey dudes I met a lot of chicks yesterday. What? If I had sex with any of them so far? No, but I chit chatted the shit out of them."

This dude will chit chat you so fucking hard you won't know what hit you, he is the motherfucking king of chit chat, he is like a verbal machine gun, a well oiled talking machine, before you can even mention your name he will bore the shit out of you with pointless talk about his personal life. Think you can talk to some random chick without getting chit chatted the fuck up? Not when marklarmarklar is around motherfucker.

chit chatting 4 life bitches, it's how I roll
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
September 13 2008 20:11 GMT
#22
On September 14 2008 04:51 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 14 2008 03:19 CommanderFluffy wrote:
damn funkie was pretty harsh.

but seroiusly dude blogging about how you get a lot of ass isnt exactly what we all want to read about. the ball sucking joke after op certainly doesnt help.


He wasn't talking about getting ass he was talking about going out with girls and then chit chatting with em.

ROFL


You never found yourself wondering what's the best way to maximize telling random chicks completely irrelevant stuff? You think chit chatting is a joke? Wrong motherfucker chit chatting is a way of life. Sacrificing your heterosexuality is only a trivial matter when you can go the way of chit chatting.

Thank you marklarmarklar, for showing us, non chit chatters the way.
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
September 13 2008 20:14 GMT
#23
When a girl sees you single with 8 girls at a club she will think you are either gay or just straight up unwanted. Like wtf. We need an official score of how many girls you can be with in a group without getting pussy while being straight. It'd say like.... 3.
Nak Allstar.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 13 2008 20:21 GMT
#24
my favorite part of this blog is that he made it.. admin renamed it 2 posts down i mocked it and he has yet to reply to anything. I can just see him head in palm.
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
September 13 2008 20:23 GMT
#25
On September 14 2008 05:06 Frits wrote:
I can't wait for the follow up blog.

"Hey dudes I met a lot of chicks yesterday. What? If I had sex with any of them so far? No, but I chit chatted the shit out of them."

This dude will chit chat you so fucking hard you won't know what hit you, he is the motherfucking king of chit chat, he is like a verbal machine gun, a well oiled talking machine, before you can even mention your name he will bore the shit out of you with pointless talk about his personal life. Think you can talk to some random chick without getting chit chatted the fuck up? Not when marklarmarklar is around motherfucker.

chit chatting 4 life bitches, it's how I roll

loooool
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
September 13 2008 21:01 GMT
#26
On September 14 2008 05:21 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
my favorite part of this blog is that he made it.. admin renamed it 2 posts down i mocked it and he has yet to reply to anything. I can just see him head in palm.

LOL XD

What was the original name of this blog then?
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
September 13 2008 21:51 GMT
#27
On September 14 2008 05:06 Frits wrote:
I can't wait for the follow up blog.

"Hey dudes I met a lot of chicks yesterday. What? If I had sex with any of them so far? No, but I chit chatted the shit out of them."

This dude will chit chat you so fucking hard you won't know what hit you, he is the motherfucking king of chit chat, he is like a verbal machine gun, a well oiled talking machine, before you can even mention your name he will bore the shit out of you with pointless talk about his personal life. Think you can talk to some random chick without getting chit chatted the fuck up? Not when marklarmarklar is around motherfucker.

chit chatting 4 life bitches, it's how I roll



hahaha
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
beetlelisk
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Poland2276 Posts
September 13 2008 22:04 GMT
#28
What about giving stars not to praise blog itself but comments in it ;P?
wwww
thunk
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States6233 Posts
September 13 2008 22:53 GMT
#29
On September 14 2008 05:21 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
my favorite part of this blog is that he made it.. admin renamed it 2 posts down i mocked it and he has yet to reply to anything. I can just see him head in palm.


I thought the rename was pretty entertaining, gotta give credit for that.
Every time Jung Myung Hoon builds a vulture, two probes die. || My post count was a palindrome and I was never posting again.
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
September 13 2008 23:02 GMT
#30
On September 14 2008 05:14 MiniRoman wrote:
When a girl sees you single with 8 girls at a club she will think you are either gay or just straight up unwanted. Like wtf. We need an official score of how many girls you can be with in a group without getting pussy while being straight. It'd say like.... 3.

Not when they see marklarmarklar though. Then they just feel this strong, primal urge to walk up to him, rip open their mouths and just straight up chit-chat him, right there.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-14 00:21:53
September 13 2008 23:18 GMT
#31
this blog should be in next week's, rofl it rivals rpf facebook thread.
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
September 13 2008 23:37 GMT
#32
Frits on fucking fire in this thread
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 13 2008 23:41 GMT
#33
On September 14 2008 08:18 XCetron wrote:
this blog should be in next week's, rofl it rivals rushz0rs facebook thread.

I thought it was rpf?
Peace~
tyr0
Profile Joined September 2008
United States125 Posts
September 14 2008 00:05 GMT
#34
its 8:05 est. I wonder if he is chitchatting yet.
have any of you read his other blogs?
they are equally wise.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
September 14 2008 00:21 GMT
#35
yea rpf, i confused those 2
MeriaDoKk
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Chile1726 Posts
September 14 2008 00:37 GMT
#36
This blog wins. 5/5
yoshtodd
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States418 Posts
September 14 2008 00:42 GMT
#37
On Conan O'Brien last night, he built a douche bag collider to rival the new supercollider. I think marlkarmarklar has a duty to give himself up for science.
moo
Storchen
Profile Joined September 2006
Sweden4385 Posts
September 14 2008 00:55 GMT
#38
On September 14 2008 05:06 Frits wrote:
I can't wait for the follow up blog.

"Hey dudes I met a lot of chicks yesterday. What? If I had sex with any of them so far? No, but I chit chatted the shit out of them."

This dude will chit chat you so fucking hard you won't know what hit you, he is the motherfucking king of chit chat, he is like a verbal machine gun, a well oiled talking machine, before you can even mention your name he will bore the shit out of you with pointless talk about his personal life. Think you can talk to some random chick without getting chit chatted the fuck up? Not when marklarmarklar is around motherfucker.

chit chatting 4 life bitches, it's how I roll


omg, this post really made my day. or night. I just chit chatted with a lot of girls! But nnone of the mwere as funny as this posT!
Retsukage
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1002 Posts
September 14 2008 02:03 GMT
#39
This blog delivers,
in particular Frits /applaud
To change is to improve, to change often is to be perfect - Winston Chruchill
CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
September 14 2008 02:10 GMT
#40
On September 14 2008 11:03 Retsukage wrote:
This blog delivers,
in particular Frits /applaud


yeah Frits tore this shit apart and made me laugh several times in the process. 5/5 just for responses.
Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
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