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ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
August 08 2008 03:09 GMT
#1
http://music.metafilter.com/2380/Punch-Em-In-The-Dick-NSFW-lyrics

this totally made my day

****
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
August 08 2008 03:20 GMT
#2
Lol.

PUNCH EM IN THE DICK!
Karma is a bitch
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
August 08 2008 03:24 GMT
#3
LOOOOOOL
UNFUCK YOURSELF
karbon
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada137 Posts
August 08 2008 03:36 GMT
#4
lol oh fuck this is fucking hilarioussss
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 03:40:41
August 08 2008 03:40 GMT
#5
llol is this ICP?

oh, it says who it is
guess it isn't.
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
August 08 2008 03:49 GMT
#6
We
Got
A brand new dance
Called punch his ass right in the dick



noooooooooooo
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
BottleAbuser
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1888 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 03:58:52
August 08 2008 03:52 GMT
#7
I don't know if this is a parody of a particular song or the genre, but daaamn. Nice find.

+ Show Spoiler +
Don't tell me it's not a parody. I won't believe you.


You know what would be awesome? This as the next OSL or MSL theme song.
Compilers are like boyfriends, you miss a period and they go crazy on you.
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 04:10:47
August 08 2008 03:55 GMT
#8
PUNCH EM IN THE DICK BLAH PUNCH EM IN THE DICK BLEH

rofl literally
Teamliquidian townie
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 04:08:06
August 08 2008 04:06 GMT
#9
LOOOL

PUNCH EM IN THE DICK BLAAHHH!!!
artofmagic
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
United States1951 Posts
August 08 2008 04:09 GMT
#10
omg this is so good.
evolve or die
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
August 08 2008 04:15 GMT
#11
I PUNCH GOD IN THE DICK
I PUNCH MARY IN THE DICK
I PUNCH JESUS CHRIST IN THE DICK
YO I PUNCH CHENEY IN THE DICK
I PUNCH POWELL IN HIS COLON
I PUNCH GEORGE IN HIS BUSH
I PUNCH CONDOLEEZA RICE IN THE DIIIICK
CrimsonLotus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Colombia1123 Posts
August 08 2008 04:28 GMT
#12
Its like a punch in the dick for good music.
444 444 444 444
artofmagic
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
United States1951 Posts
August 08 2008 04:29 GMT
#13
you can dl it too + Show Spoiler +
http://music.metafilter.com/music/Juicy%20Karkass%20%2D%20Punch%20Em%20In%20The%20Dick.mp3
evolve or die
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 04:36:40
August 08 2008 04:36 GMT
#14
Is the motherfucker talking shit?
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

edit: thnx artofmagic =D
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
August 08 2008 04:44 GMT
#15
On August 08 2008 13:29 artofmagic wrote:
you can dl it too + Show Spoiler +
http://music.metafilter.com/music/Juicy%20Karkass%20%2D%20Punch%20Em%20In%20The%20Dick.mp3


I don't seem to be able to.
How do you do it?
Karma is a bitch
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24799 Posts
August 08 2008 04:46 GMT
#16
On August 08 2008 13:36 Grobyc wrote:
Is the motherfucker talking shit?
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

edit: thnx artofmagic =D

Lololol I wasn't gonna even respond until I saw this.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 08 2008 04:46 GMT
#17
On August 08 2008 13:44 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 08 2008 13:29 artofmagic wrote:
you can dl it too + Show Spoiler +
http://music.metafilter.com/music/Juicy%20Karkass%20%2D%20Punch%20Em%20In%20The%20Dick.mp3


I don't seem to be able to.
How do you do it?

There are many ways, the way I did it is with the Download helper addon for Mozzila Firefox, it saved under "All Files" so i just renamed the extension to .mp3
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 04:58:15
August 08 2008 04:53 GMT
#18
This is the BEST FUCKING SONG EVER.

Lol comments:

this song punched my ears in the dick

I'm-a go practice some low, low uppercuts now.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
xBTx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada542 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 05:12:06
August 08 2008 05:11 GMT
#19
Thats well over 48 punches to the dick heard in the song, not including the specialty punches to most of the white house.

"Forget about birth control, you dont need a vasectomy. I got you birth control right here *pow* nutshot"

Dave Chapelle meets Insane Clown Posse
stuffing feathers up your butt doesnt make you a chicken
MeriaDoKk
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Chile1726 Posts
August 08 2008 05:15 GMT
#20
hahahahhaa this is awesome!
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
August 08 2008 05:15 GMT
#21
Ahahahaha, this is gold.
RIP CHARLIEMURPHY 11/25/10 NEVER FORGET | Hurricane#1183 @ B.net
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
August 08 2008 05:18 GMT
#22
I almost punched myself in the dick because its so good.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7221 Posts
August 08 2008 05:27 GMT
#23
this is the best song i've ever heard
Entusman #12
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
August 08 2008 05:29 GMT
#24
christ every time i try to post something worthwhile and that I put some thought into nobody reads it

but put "dick" in the subject and voila, 20 something replies in an hour
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
August 08 2008 05:33 GMT
#25
Write a blog a bout punchin dicks and your golden.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
iNCuBuS_
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States905 Posts
August 08 2008 05:35 GMT
#26
Kind of reminds me of this. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=28228933
Suck a cheetah's dick!
randombum
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2378 Posts
August 08 2008 05:41 GMT
#27
HAhahahhaha awesome.
Goosey
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States695 Posts
August 08 2008 06:09 GMT
#28
haha this is a funny song. Sharing this shit otu.
#1 Shuttle Fan.
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7221 Posts
August 08 2008 06:16 GMT
#29
On August 08 2008 14:29 ahrara_ wrote:
christ every time i try to post something worthwhile and that I put some thought into nobody reads it

but put "dick" in the subject and voila, 20 something replies in an hour

thats life kid
Entusman #12
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
August 08 2008 06:17 GMT
#30
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL hahaha so good.! xd
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
iakNab
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
131 Posts
August 08 2008 06:20 GMT
#31
hahahhaha this is deep and fucking amazing
aja ja
Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
August 08 2008 06:25 GMT
#32
I'm lost for wooooords.
bg
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
August 08 2008 06:36 GMT
#33
On August 08 2008 14:35 iNCuBuS_ wrote:
Kind of reminds me of this. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=28228933
Suck a cheetah's dick!


suck a cheetas dick, suck a cheetas diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
August 08 2008 06:44 GMT
#34
This is going to be a huge music phenomena thanks to our insatiable need for the next avant-garde.

Guaranteed.
Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
August 08 2008 06:45 GMT
#35
p.s. I FUCKING LOVED THIS SONG!
[Fin]Vittu
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada507 Posts
August 08 2008 07:01 GMT
#36
welcome to rap music XD.

its gonna take over souljah boy, and it should!
The "Finnish Metal Terran"
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
August 08 2008 07:39 GMT
#37
Can anyone pm me this fucking song!??!
Karma is a bitch
juicykarkass
Profile Joined August 2008
1 Post
August 11 2008 02:33 GMT
#38
If you guys wanna download "Punch 'Em In The Dick," just go to my myspace site: myspace.com/juicykarkass .I'm surprised people don't just search myspace, cuz for all the hullabaloo on these forums, I still don't get that many invites from strangers yet. Myspace reduces the sound quality, but it's still listenable. Soon I'll post it with a higher bitrate somewhere else online...

I also have all the lyrics typed up. I have some other songs up at the site as well, but I will be the first to admit that none of them are as good as Punch 'Em...

One little note: I don't listen to Insane Clown Posse. I don't like Insane Clown Posse. I heard some of their songs about 12 years ago, before they were huge. I like a lot of underground hip hop, punk rock and metal, and lots of other weird shit too. I wish people wouldn't compare me to ICP, but I guess if people like the song, I shouldn't complain.

Be excellent to each other. Party on, dude.
quote?
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
August 11 2008 21:43 GMT
#39
hahahaha
i love when things like this happen
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
August 11 2008 22:21 GMT
#40
NormallyI think I'm quite a mature person. Then something like this comes along and I laugh my ass off

That flow diagram was great ahahah
inertinept
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Bangladesh1195 Posts
August 12 2008 05:13 GMT
#41
lmao..definitely something to the likes of rickrolling. send this to people and they'll have no idea...THAT THEY JUST GOT PUNCHED IN THE DICK
With a gust of wind, perhaps.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
December 28 2014 07:56 GMT
#42
any of you old school tl.netters remember this thread? dope beats.
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
May 29 2015 20:41 GMT
#43
good times
posting on liquid sites in current year
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
May 29 2015 23:03 GMT
#44
Punch Em In The Dick: 2008

Stomp Em In The Nuts: 2007

Sorry, but this is a rip-off.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
May 30 2015 01:14 GMT
#45
except theres actual lyrics and theyre A++++

sorry, but no
posting on liquid sites in current year
revalence123
Profile Blog Joined April 2014
United States102 Posts
May 30 2015 03:22 GMT
#46

there is a video of this
Jockmcplop
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom9992 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-31 20:03:40
May 31 2015 20:01 GMT
#47
This thread makes me think of Wesley Willis.
If you don't know who he is, look up any 3 of his songs

An amazing songwriter responsible for such anthems as "suck a cheetah's dick" and "suck my dog's dick", Willis is bound to be one of music's all time heroes.
RIP Meatloaf <3
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
June 01 2015 01:24 GMT
#48
dem lyrics are real
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
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