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ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
August 08 2008 03:09 GMT
#1
http://music.metafilter.com/2380/Punch-Em-In-The-Dick-NSFW-lyrics

this totally made my day

****
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
August 08 2008 03:20 GMT
#2
Lol.

PUNCH EM IN THE DICK!
Karma is a bitch
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
August 08 2008 03:24 GMT
#3
LOOOOOOL
UNFUCK YOURSELF
karbon
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada137 Posts
August 08 2008 03:36 GMT
#4
lol oh fuck this is fucking hilarioussss
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 03:40:41
August 08 2008 03:40 GMT
#5
llol is this ICP?

oh, it says who it is
guess it isn't.
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
August 08 2008 03:49 GMT
#6
We
Got
A brand new dance
Called punch his ass right in the dick



noooooooooooo
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
BottleAbuser
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1888 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 03:58:52
August 08 2008 03:52 GMT
#7
I don't know if this is a parody of a particular song or the genre, but daaamn. Nice find.

+ Show Spoiler +
Don't tell me it's not a parody. I won't believe you.


You know what would be awesome? This as the next OSL or MSL theme song.
Compilers are like boyfriends, you miss a period and they go crazy on you.
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 04:10:47
August 08 2008 03:55 GMT
#8
PUNCH EM IN THE DICK BLAH PUNCH EM IN THE DICK BLEH

rofl literally
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ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 04:08:06
August 08 2008 04:06 GMT
#9
LOOOL

PUNCH EM IN THE DICK BLAAHHH!!!
artofmagic
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
United States1951 Posts
August 08 2008 04:09 GMT
#10
omg this is so good.
evolve or die
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
August 08 2008 04:15 GMT
#11
I PUNCH GOD IN THE DICK
I PUNCH MARY IN THE DICK
I PUNCH JESUS CHRIST IN THE DICK
YO I PUNCH CHENEY IN THE DICK
I PUNCH POWELL IN HIS COLON
I PUNCH GEORGE IN HIS BUSH
I PUNCH CONDOLEEZA RICE IN THE DIIIICK
CrimsonLotus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Colombia1123 Posts
August 08 2008 04:28 GMT
#12
Its like a punch in the dick for good music.
444 444 444 444
artofmagic
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
United States1951 Posts
August 08 2008 04:29 GMT
#13
you can dl it too + Show Spoiler +
http://music.metafilter.com/music/Juicy%20Karkass%20%2D%20Punch%20Em%20In%20The%20Dick.mp3
evolve or die
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 04:36:40
August 08 2008 04:36 GMT
#14
Is the motherfucker talking shit?
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

edit: thnx artofmagic =D
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
August 08 2008 04:44 GMT
#15
On August 08 2008 13:29 artofmagic wrote:
you can dl it too + Show Spoiler +
http://music.metafilter.com/music/Juicy%20Karkass%20%2D%20Punch%20Em%20In%20The%20Dick.mp3


I don't seem to be able to.
How do you do it?
Karma is a bitch
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24756 Posts
August 08 2008 04:46 GMT
#16
On August 08 2008 13:36 Grobyc wrote:
Is the motherfucker talking shit?
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

edit: thnx artofmagic =D

Lololol I wasn't gonna even respond until I saw this.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 08 2008 04:46 GMT
#17
On August 08 2008 13:44 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 08 2008 13:29 artofmagic wrote:
you can dl it too + Show Spoiler +
http://music.metafilter.com/music/Juicy%20Karkass%20%2D%20Punch%20Em%20In%20The%20Dick.mp3


I don't seem to be able to.
How do you do it?

There are many ways, the way I did it is with the Download helper addon for Mozzila Firefox, it saved under "All Files" so i just renamed the extension to .mp3
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 04:58:15
August 08 2008 04:53 GMT
#18
This is the BEST FUCKING SONG EVER.

Lol comments:

this song punched my ears in the dick

I'm-a go practice some low, low uppercuts now.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
xBTx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada542 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 05:12:06
August 08 2008 05:11 GMT
#19
Thats well over 48 punches to the dick heard in the song, not including the specialty punches to most of the white house.

"Forget about birth control, you dont need a vasectomy. I got you birth control right here *pow* nutshot"

Dave Chapelle meets Insane Clown Posse
stuffing feathers up your butt doesnt make you a chicken
MeriaDoKk
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Chile1726 Posts
August 08 2008 05:15 GMT
#20
hahahahhaa this is awesome!
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