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JadeFist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1225 Posts
April 13 2010 01:52 GMT
#61
OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR BUMPING THIS
Sabu113
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States11075 Posts
April 13 2010 02:13 GMT
#62
Catch of the ****n day. Is this going to be part of #100?
Biomine is a drunken chick who is on industrial strength amphetamines and would just grab your dick and jerk it as hard and violently as she could while screaming 'OMG FUCK ME', because she saw it in a Sasha Grey video ...-Wombat_Ni
da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
April 13 2010 04:19 GMT
#63
LOL day ur post count is at 6699 xD
When they see MC Probe, all the ladies disrobe.
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
April 13 2010 04:55 GMT
#64
5times in 3hours, really? Talk about shootin' blanks.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
JodoYodo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada1772 Posts
April 13 2010 05:10 GMT
#65
Hahahahahahahaha I just imagine Day9 saying this story with his smirk and lazy eyes
Dance dance dance 'till we run this town!
deth
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia1757 Posts
April 13 2010 06:17 GMT
#66
day9 is my hero
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4010 Posts
April 13 2010 10:15 GMT
#67
Great blog
Moderator@SirJolt
Clamev
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Germany498 Posts
April 13 2010 13:42 GMT
#68
This story is so funny and what makes it even funnier that while reading it i´m like hearing it like you are telling it on live stream lol
6Pool or die trying
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66358 Posts
April 13 2010 14:34 GMT
#69
what the fuck lol hahaha
POGGERS
8BITT
Profile Joined September 2009
United States15 Posts
April 13 2010 15:06 GMT
#70
excellent read
GEEEEEEEEEEEEE GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
April 13 2010 15:24 GMT
#71
LOLOLOLOL AWESOME
Leta , BeSt, Calm fan forever! 김정우, I am sorry I ever lost faith in you.
Arrian
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States889 Posts
April 13 2010 16:10 GMT
#72
much needed belly laugh

day[9] you are one awesome dude
Writersator arepo tenet opera rotas
Hirmu
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Finland850 Posts
April 13 2010 16:22 GMT
#73
rofl so awesome! i love you Sean!
duckett
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States589 Posts
April 13 2010 17:30 GMT
#74
it is what it is OMG
<3 day9, seriously you're the man
funky squaredance funky squaredance funky squaredance
DorF
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden961 Posts
April 13 2010 17:41 GMT
#75
I hope your mom dsn't browse TL lol
BW for life !
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
April 13 2010 18:20 GMT
#76
lmao
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
JadeFist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1225 Posts
April 13 2010 18:28 GMT
#77
On April 14 2010 02:41 DorF wrote:
I hope your mom dsn't browse TL lol

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=80119
Tuke
Profile Joined January 2009
Finland1666 Posts
April 13 2010 18:44 GMT
#78
omg what a story, made me laugh a lot
TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #42
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
April 13 2010 19:17 GMT
#79
Definitely read this in Day 9s voice. Definitely loved it.
Each day gets better : )
Jugan
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1566 Posts
April 13 2010 19:47 GMT
#80
Hahahah the last line in this story is fucking EPIC.
Even a Savior couldn't fix all problems. www.twitch.tv/xJugan
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